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~ Billy passed the third grade
.
..and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School.
What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.
Man, I’m glad I own that guy
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOVERNOR RICKETTS!
i sectiob my scalp off into the floor then i twist my wig up then i apply G shaped libra stencils then i put t a wig cap on top snd cut in half then i crimp the outer sides curvy. then i pop a half curvy outre wig on top and transplant a wog csp into my dcalp. and thst’s how i do a half curvy outrè rihanna bob.
Paused OEPaused ServiceNow Go Live
Wow.
This presenter talks tooo fast!!!
Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
Wu blu it
I bet that snack pack is pretty good
So I can prove to boehn I can do more than get lit
{student} nice shirt!
(~ 'Renegade' by Styx )
You've been invited here today to witness the tenth and final event...
_
No, you didn't.
I don’t know. Don’t Think About. Just Take The Job
If losing in ot is cool, consider the pens miles Davis
yes beryl microidtrayal why is the S missing? because it got washed away with the E tide.
- How was dinner, Joey? - Yeah, how was dinner?
~ Now my song has just begun
PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE
(belches the alphabet )
I don’t want to annoy another top Dylan I want to annoy you.
That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass
(clears throat )
He’s the reason the company is so screwed up, he’s a douchebag.
But you can imagine what it'd be like if you could, right? Huh?
All right, Boys night out
OMG I AM THE WINNER
Hey Andy, it’s me..
You Get Off YOUR ASS AND YOU APPLY FOR THAT FUCKING JOB
Whee-hee!
Social Studies Division This is gonna be tough
Judas Priest, JoAnn! One Of Those Flaming Bags Again!
Willie is a pot smoker
It's good soup.
Ja-hoo
No, she didn’t.
Ok, a simple clapping GIF would Have done Just fine, but ok
Yes, yes it is.
Renting was easy! But home ownership, this si gonna be tough!
~ How to spell 'me', 'you' and add the two
YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIND THAT FUCKING CAT!
The h is silent!
That question was not fair! That was not in the reading.
Sorry doesn't put the coffe and donuts in my stomach Does it jesse?
C-h-e-e-s-e.
It’s a very good catch But Tyree’s was better
Now, now- Maybe it's somebody else
i wanna go oh oh oh all the way to the part that ain't my fault no no no just like a circus ain't my fault--- no i i i i can't be responciple if i i i i i i get you in trouble now. se you're to irrestawhere my eyes can't see will you hold it against me? no i i i i can't be responcible responciple well it ain't my fault. hit the lights let the music move you---i am no ange
You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Pack.
ACCESSIBILITY RULES
Max?
Billy Madison.
Don’t you quit medicine
Oh, shut up, McCutch. I've had to listen to your jawing for too long.
Halloweentown 1998
That Madeline Sturgeon is one piece of ace
Porngang rules
HE’S THE REASON THE COMPANY IS SO SCREWED UP, HE’S A DOUCHEBAG.
Hey tubby
St.Peter’s Tuesday morning… Snoopy
There's nothing to worry about, big fella.
Where’s Benny? He’s at work man
I only want to annoy you
She's the retard boss!
I hate sports and I hate all of you
Good to see you
Maricel, I thank you
Thats Assault Brother
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.
how 'bout you sideburns?
Seeing a movie stoned with a very stoned Sam is the greatest stoned activity Of all time
Especially of his plants, of which we will never see ,or smoke.. I am just going to snap..
- Wow. - Hey, man, Ernie peed his pants too.
T-T-T-TODAY, Junior!
Power BI Rules!
Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday....
I dare you to touch her boobs.
I think crazy Carl is right. I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it.
Dad! He's lyin'!
SUPER
Connor is Pregnant!!! Yippitydoo…..
Happy Birthday, David! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!
mahomes i got a feeling you and your whole franchise are going down
I chose business ethics..
You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday.
Hey kids it's me
Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.
GREENLIGHT TICKETING RULES!!!!!
Peak
.
are you ready
I have big news.
Consider me Miles Davis.
Canoe girl Is yours
BUSINESS ETHICS
I voted for the shoebill because Well I’ve never seen a shoebill before and to be honest I wanted to see a shoebill stork
Gross did you see that guys balls
I hate the NIT And I hate all of you
~ Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do
kids at cotter be like:
No, I will not Macau with you.
CNN, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
See those parlays! She's gonna be gambler. She is.
Man I’m glad I didn’t interact with that guy
Grab her boob?
If you told me there was a game jam
After your friend hits into the group in front
- I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours. - Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?
Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.
What about Billy? You're more of an grown up than Billy
Tonight's Delicious Dining
- Thanks, buddy. - No problem.
I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.
- Why? Did she say she likes me? - Not to me.
Excuse me. What's that in your hand?
Of course I got CoViD. Everybody my age gets CoViD. It's the coolest.
I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes.
It was that damn sasquatch
No no no no no no NO!!!
Slow down!
.
He's a douchebag.
You know I like Snack Shack. Why can't you give me a Snack Shack?!
Did you see that guys car? Yeah, it's weird lookin'
ANY MORE BRAIN BUSTERS??
That will end your precious little golf outing pretty damn quick!!!
Did you see that guy's balls?
I Thought I was your snack pack
"Go On With The Chlorophyll." "Go On With The Chlorophyll."
Let’s Do It
..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough.
Sue can help Ski Shave Guys armpits
What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.
Matthew Stafford & multiple TD passes
Extenuating, exschmenuating. We had a deal. A signed, written deal.
Gee I can’t wait till I go to first shift
I hate fantasy football & I hate all of you I’m never coming back to work ever!
- No! - Just do it!
Miles Straw sucks
~ Hey Codi, it’s me (aLLen)
That’s Fop-tastic
IT'S OUR BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR!
Get on the bus
Test
I drew the ox blue because I've never seen a blue ox before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue ox.
(laughs )
(Barbara ) Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
shut up!!!!!!!
.
I hate the N. I. T. And I hate all of you
Cannon and Brown... I got a feeling your both going down this year
Allan likes to drink orange soda
...
Bla bla bla
What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?
Dean is pregnant! Congratulations,Gay Boy!
You broke my heart.
R... Are you going to play full time for The LadyBugs for spring? That's what I'm asking.
Goooon!
Just do it!
You pass every grade before June 15 and you take over instead of Eric.
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horsesocks? Is any body still listening to me?
no she doesn't.
That's quack-tastic!
Mr. Geraghty you’re scaring us
Ohh…. Back to school….to prove to dada I not a fool
Now now, maybe it could be someone else
Just shut up! Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?
uo i don’t spiike, or. snap sweets ob mcsweeorialwi i’m. cannotibg. and katy’s gone with georgette so but apprantly we got duke dumont filling in for carmellia tschuwan.
This bitch doesn’t know her place and is treating this like her own home. I am just gonna snap.
Rather hang at a golf course
Sooo sorry to interrupt, Mr. Ifaboier. Mm…
Who?
I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school.
No, no, no, I didn't
~ CC passed the 3rd grade ~
because i need a skirt for dancing anyway and shayla's asked me for a flute sonata so for the big encore performance i'm having my hair in a bun and for the finish i'm having my hair in a ponytail. oh ok so is it like tap/ballet type duet thing like do? yes but we're meant to dress it up like 60's disco divas but inspired by the 1940's. oh.
Ohhhh
Sorry daddy
How long will they have jobs once Billy has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?
You know I like snack wrap Why can’t you just give me a snack wrap!
That is Correct
I think it’s time for sandwiches and breakfast burritos..
Now now it’s only 4:00
Whiskey is better. No beer is better
In perfect cursive. Any more brain-busters?
Oh I can, and I will...
If murder is cool, consider
You ain't cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions
Did you zone out Or did you pass out
Odoyle rules
No milk will ever be our milk
Bath - that's a little easy. Why don't you just give her the trophy?
..and nobody, especially the little boy - society - knew where to find them.
Hey, hey, hey! Who rules? Matt rules!!
when you’re 25 but act 11
All right stop I mean it you're really starting to really really really really really really annoy me
How's highschool?
About last night ....
OH SHUT UP, MARTIÑ. HAVE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR JAWING FOR TOO LONG!
You pass every grade before June 15 and you get to play QB for the panthers
..is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour.
And we can start story time.
Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities. I don't think we're up to that one yet.
I’ll turn this damn plane around!
Am I right? Huh? Huh?
(Speaks Spanish very quickly)
You don't have to say anything. I'm so proud of you.
MAN, I’M GLAD I STARTED THAT GUY
Alright, Boys Night In!
ashley gallagher dosen't listen he just sits there doing nothing. he won't listen to marley or shavaun or gayle or mom or dad. he won't listen to nobody. i know if he gets in trouble that's his problem. don't worry about it.
(Children Shrieking)
I hate the office and I hate all of you I’m never coming back to work NEVER!
Well, I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve.
Relax, dudes
THATS NOT FAIR! ITS A HOST RESPONSIBILITY AND I'M JUST A TENANT. YOU'RE CHEATING
Actually I stole this shirt from FRANK
Are....you going to the mall later?
No she didn’t.
Please, Joel, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.
You get your ass out there and you watch Cars
Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
I’ll turn this damn weather around!!!
Are you some damned moron?
(squealing )
lebron james teammates being asked to guard steph curry
Rather have a bear
my gf when we matched on tinder
U11 Hawks & O’doyle Rules
Oh, well, listen, kids. It's not always as simple as all that.
Thank you Ndaddy
Jacob passed the 4th grade Oh what a glorious day
yikes
yes snoksmirnkentrayal renterette? what do you want? i want to be gumptional in gearldton.
Relax, dude.
October?
Yeah, Kev, how’s the tennith thournament?!
Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading?
~ Teacher's gonna show you
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to Holly I’m
I'll be going to class to teach. How about you?
He’s a douchebag.
That makes two of us
Are you gonna come to class on Monday?
~ I'm not the one
Do you have any more guns?
..a puppy popped his puppy paws out of his puppy house.''
Ribosomes Happy
MORE CUM, MORE CUM, MORE CUM ~ DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE CUM? ~
Steve, got a feeling your whole club’s goin' down.
FITZ RULES!
Yes however, if there is any attempt by Maggie..
If only Trump had watched and learned in the 90s
~ It's never clear it's pantomime
Bobcats number 1 yahooo
Doyle Rules
That Beth Dutton is one piece of azz.
- Really? - Yes!
.
Or something like that
Well its an excellent stevie d
President Trump’s hair is orange! Impeachment Hearings
Couch
- Go sit down now. - Yes.
Hey! Miz! Good to see you.
Hey! Mandi! Good to see you!
Don't you ever say that.
I think it’s time to go golfing
I hate engineering and I hate all of you!
(yells gibberish )
Leg
..following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals.
That veronica vaughn is one piece of ACE!
Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
OK, all right.
The media trying to embarrass Luigi. Tiktok responds...
michelle merideth im not the only one
I’m never coming back to chat! Never!
Campbell, i got a feeling your whole familys goin down
Bills fans are on planes To nashville
Rer runky?
I HATE GUILLOTINE AND I HATE ALL OF YOU
My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens realises it's a bag of shit.
Don’t screw it up!
Not just for you boys and girls, but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside.
Want to touch the Heinie! Awhooo!
Sorry about that Shipper drives like an animal
Engagement. Subs.
So, it's, um... the last day of third grade.
I need to talk to you.
How's the puss, lobey ? - Yeah, how's the puss?
That’s boob-tastic!
I can understand nine words in that book now
I said any time
I disagree. it’s a very good game, but I think BO3 is the best zombies game ever
Frankel's Rule
Thank you daddy
You get your ass out there And stream the rest of this clan war!
J'Doyle Rules
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like If I did, Right? Huh?"
Centre com sucks!
No, no, no, I didn't
The Giants suck
May god have mercy on your souls
Sloppy Knicks I made em extra sloppy for ya
I disagree. It's a very good show, but I think The Sopranos is the best show ever.
He called the shit Guuudrr!
penguin
I’m so nervous. I mean, MSU and Nebraska were easy But Michigan, Ohio State? This is gonna be tough
Is everyone ready for the marketing meeting? GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL…
talky talky talky..... no more talky
- No. - Then I'll see your ass in court.
That Megyn Kelly is one piece of ace