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{student} nice shirt!
~ Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do
(~ 'Renegade' by Styx )
Gross did you see that guys balls
J'Doyle Rules
~ Hey Codi, it’s me (aLLen)
..following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals.
St.Peter’s Tuesday morning… Snoopy
HE’S THE REASON THE COMPANY IS SO SCREWED UP, HE’S A DOUCHEBAG.
May god have mercy on your souls
So I can prove to boehn I can do more than get lit
It was that damn sasquatch
So, it's, um... the last day of third grade.
Willie is a pot smoker
Gee I can’t wait till I go to first shift
- Go sit down now. - Yes.
Test
That Madeline Sturgeon is one piece of ace
~ It's never clear it's pantomime
He called the shit Guuudrr!
I hate the N. I. T. And I hate all of you
..and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School.
Actually I stole this shirt from FRANK
I have big news.
Wu blu it
That question was not fair! That was not in the reading.
Now now, maybe it could be someone else
Frankel's Rule
- How was dinner, Joey? - Yeah, how was dinner?
You broke my heart.
Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities. I don't think we're up to that one yet.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GOVERNOR RICKETTS!
I’ll turn this damn plane around!
But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like If I did, Right? Huh?"
That Megyn Kelly is one piece of ace
..a puppy popped his puppy paws out of his puppy house.''
I hate engineering and I hate all of you!
Well its an excellent stevie d
You know I like Snack Shack. Why can't you give me a Snack Shack?!
Just do it!
Are....you going to the mall later?
What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.
If only Trump had watched and learned in the 90s
Sorry about that Shipper drives like an animal
~ Teacher's gonna show you
I’ll turn this damn weather around!!!
He's a douchebag.
(Speaks Spanish very quickly)
C-h-e-e-s-e.
Are you some damned moron?
There's nothing to worry about, big fella.
..and nobody, especially the little boy - society - knew where to find them.
- No. - Then I'll see your ass in court.
(squealing )
Engagement. Subs.
My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens realises it's a bag of shit.
Connor is Pregnant!!! Yippitydoo…..
I can understand nine words in that book now
I disagree. It's a very good show, but I think The Sopranos is the best show ever.
CNN, I got a feeling your whole family is going down.
What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.
OK, all right.
In perfect cursive. Any more brain-busters?
I voted for the shoebill because Well I’ve never seen a shoebill before and to be honest I wanted to see a shoebill stork
Man I’m glad I didn’t interact with that guy
No, you didn't.
shut up!!!!!!!
..is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour.
PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE
Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.
Rather hang at a golf course
President Trump’s hair is orange! Impeachment Hearings
If losing in ot is cool, consider the pens miles Davis
You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Pack.
talky talky talky..... no more talky
Odoyle rules
But you can imagine what it'd be like if you could, right? Huh?
Just shut up! Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?
Hey tubby
Wow.
Don't you ever say that.
I think it’s time for sandwiches and breakfast burritos..
- Really? - Yes!
Doyle Rules
Judas Priest, JoAnn! One Of Those Flaming Bags Again!
No, no, no, I didn't
Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
Get on the bus
Yeah, Kev, how’s the tennith thournament?!
Goooon!
penguin
Bath - that's a little easy. Why don't you just give her the trophy?
If murder is cool, consider
.
Power BI Rules!
..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough.
when you’re 25 but act 11
Thank you daddy
This presenter talks tooo fast!!!
I Thought I was your snack pack
Sooo sorry to interrupt, Mr. Ifaboier. Mm…
Who?
...
Maricel, I thank you
I think it’s time to go golfing
Please, Joel, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.
Sorry daddy
How's highschool?
Well, I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve.
uo i don’t spiike, or. snap sweets ob mcsweeorialwi i’m. cannotibg. and katy’s gone with georgette so but apprantly we got duke dumont filling in for carmellia tschuwan.
Matthew Stafford & multiple TD passes
i sectiob my scalp off into the floor then i twist my wig up then i apply G shaped libra stencils then i put t a wig cap on top snd cut in half then i crimp the outer sides curvy. then i pop a half curvy outre wig on top and transplant a wog csp into my dcalp. and thst’s how i do a half curvy outrè rihanna bob.
I bet that snack pack is pretty good
I dare you to touch her boobs.
(laughs )
Oh, shut up, McCutch. I've had to listen to your jawing for too long.
because i need a skirt for dancing anyway and shayla's asked me for a flute sonata so for the big encore performance i'm having my hair in a bun and for the finish i'm having my hair in a ponytail. oh ok so is it like tap/ballet type duet thing like do? yes but we're meant to dress it up like 60's disco divas but inspired by the 1940's. oh.
Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading?
Consider me Miles Davis.
I HATE GUILLOTINE AND I HATE ALL OF YOU
I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school.
Thats Assault Brother
MORE CUM, MORE CUM, MORE CUM ~ DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE CUM? ~
Touch her boobs? That's assault, brotha.
You know I like snack wrap Why can’t you just give me a snack wrap!
Sue can help Ski Shave Guys armpits
Happy Birthday, David! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!
GREENLIGHT TICKETING RULES!!!!!
Jacob passed the 4th grade Oh what a glorious day
- No! - Just do it!
Max?
T-T-T-TODAY, Junior!
And we can start story time.
~ Now my song has just begun
MAN, I’M GLAD I STARTED THAT GUY
Are you gonna come to class on Monday?
I disagree. it’s a very good game, but I think BO3 is the best zombies game ever
.
how 'bout you sideburns?
Renting was easy! But home ownership, this si gonna be tough!
~ CC passed the 3rd grade ~
The media trying to embarrass Luigi. Tiktok responds...
(Children Shrieking)
.
If you told me there was a game jam
Did you zone out Or did you pass out
I hate the office and I hate all of you I’m never coming back to work NEVER!
How's the puss, lobey ? - Yeah, how's the puss?
Let’s Do It
Dad! He's lyin'!
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.
Man, I’m glad I own that guy
Cannon and Brown... I got a feeling your both going down this year
~ I'm not the one
No no no no no no NO!!!
Bills fans are on planes To nashville
No, I will not Macau with you.
I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.
I’m so nervous. I mean, MSU and Nebraska were easy But Michigan, Ohio State? This is gonna be tough
I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes.
BUSINESS ETHICS
Yes, yes it is.
After your friend hits into the group in front
You pass every grade before June 15 and you get to play QB for the panthers
I hate sports and I hate all of you
He’s a douchebag.
Ja-hoo
Sloppy Knicks I made em extra sloppy for ya
Rer runky?
Excuse me. What's that in your hand?
kids at cotter be like:
You don't have to say anything. I'm so proud of you.
ANY MORE BRAIN BUSTERS??
About last night ....
Halloweentown 1998
ACCESSIBILITY RULES
You get your ass out there and you watch Cars
The Giants suck
Do you have any more guns?
Leg
All right stop I mean it you're really starting to really really really really really really annoy me
(yells gibberish )
Now, now- Maybe it's somebody else
What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horsesocks? Is any body still listening to me?
U11 Hawks & O’doyle Rules
FITZ RULES!
All right, Boys night out
Porngang rules
It’s a very good catch But Tyree’s was better
OMG I AM THE WINNER
~ How to spell 'me', 'you' and add the two
no she doesn't.
He’s the reason the company is so screwed up, he’s a douchebag.
Whee-hee!
Ohhhh
Hey kids it's me
Hey, hey, hey! Who rules? Matt rules!!
Where’s Benny? He’s at work man
~ Billy passed the third grade
Don’t you quit medicine
That will end your precious little golf outing pretty damn quick!!!
What about Billy? You're more of an grown up than Billy
That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass
You pass every grade before June 15 and you take over instead of Eric.
She's the retard boss!
Want to touch the Heinie! Awhooo!
IT'S OUR BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR!
How long will they have jobs once Billy has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?
I said any time
mahomes i got a feeling you and your whole franchise are going down
No, she didn’t.
Or something like that
Rather have a bear
THATS NOT FAIR! ITS A HOST RESPONSIBILITY AND I'M JUST A TENANT. YOU'RE CHEATING
I hate fantasy football & I hate all of you I’m never coming back to work ever!
That Beth Dutton is one piece of azz.
Good to see you
Miles Straw sucks
No, no, no, I didn't
.
yikes
I'll be going to class to teach. How about you?
Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
Sorry doesn't put the coffe and donuts in my stomach Does it jesse?
Ohh…. Back to school….to prove to dada I not a fool
michelle merideth im not the only one
Whiskey is better. No beer is better
Not just for you boys and girls, but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside.
That’s Fop-tastic
Relax, dude.
- Thanks, buddy. - No problem.
- Why? Did she say she likes me? - Not to me.
.
Campbell, i got a feeling your whole familys goin down
yes snoksmirnkentrayal renterette? what do you want? i want to be gumptional in gearldton.
(clears throat )
Allan likes to drink orange soda
You've been invited here today to witness the tenth and final event...
That makes two of us
Don’t screw it up!
I’m never coming back to chat! Never!
R... Are you going to play full time for The LadyBugs for spring? That's what I'm asking.
Paused OEPaused ServiceNow Go Live
That's quack-tastic!
Steve, got a feeling your whole club’s goin' down.
I drew the ox blue because I've never seen a blue ox before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue ox.
Oh I can, and I will...
YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIND THAT FUCKING CAT!
Slow down!
(Barbara ) Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
Thank you Ndaddy
Did you see that guy's balls?
i wanna go oh oh oh all the way to the part that ain't my fault no no no just like a circus ain't my fault--- no i i i i can't be responciple if i i i i i i get you in trouble now. se you're to irrestawhere my eyes can't see will you hold it against me? no i i i i can't be responcible responciple well it ain't my fault. hit the lights let the music move you---i am no ange
Now now it’s only 4:00
Did you see that guys car? Yeah, it's weird lookin'
Hey! Mandi! Good to see you!
See those parlays! She's gonna be gambler. She is.
No she didn’t.
- Wow. - Hey, man, Ernie peed his pants too.
Of course I got CoViD. Everybody my age gets CoViD. It's the coolest.
Peak
ashley gallagher dosen't listen he just sits there doing nothing. he won't listen to marley or shavaun or gayle or mom or dad. he won't listen to nobody. i know if he gets in trouble that's his problem. don't worry about it.
- I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours. - Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?
Centre com sucks!
That is Correct
my gf when we matched on tinder
(belches the alphabet )
Bla bla bla
Social Studies Division This is gonna be tough
.
You ain't cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions
Back to work. Back to work. To prove to Holly I’m
Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
I chose business ethics..
Relax, dudes
SUPER
Ribosomes Happy
I don’t know. Don’t Think About. Just Take The Job
Seeing a movie stoned with a very stoned Sam is the greatest stoned activity Of all time
OH SHUT UP, MARTIÑ. HAVE HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR JAWING FOR TOO LONG!
are you ready
I don’t want to annoy another top Dylan I want to annoy you.
Tonight's Delicious Dining
That’s boob-tastic!
I hate the NIT And I hate all of you
Especially of his plants, of which we will never see ,or smoke.. I am just going to snap..
"Go On With The Chlorophyll." "Go On With The Chlorophyll."
That veronica vaughn is one piece of ACE!
Is everyone ready for the marketing meeting? GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL…
Couch
Am I right? Huh? Huh?
What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?
You get your ass out there And stream the rest of this clan war!
No milk will ever be our milk
yes beryl microidtrayal why is the S missing? because it got washed away with the E tide.
You Get Off YOUR ASS AND YOU APPLY FOR THAT FUCKING JOB
Hey Andy, it’s me..
It's good soup.
Bobcats number 1 yahooo
lebron james teammates being asked to guard steph curry
Dean is pregnant! Congratulations,Gay Boy!
Sooooo close Want to touch the Friday....
I need to talk to you.
October?
Mr. Geraghty you’re scaring us
Grab her boob?
Canoe girl Is yours
The h is silent!
Hey! Miz! Good to see you.
Ok, a simple clapping GIF would Have done Just fine, but ok
Alright, Boys Night In!
This bitch doesn’t know her place and is treating this like her own home. I am just gonna snap.
I think crazy Carl is right. I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it.
_
Extenuating, exschmenuating. We had a deal. A signed, written deal.
Billy Madison.
I only want to annoy you
Yes however, if there is any attempt by Maggie..
Oh, well, listen, kids. It's not always as simple as all that.
You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday.