Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dooooo you want to meeting up at the track? That’s what I’m asking.

When you answer your hot teachers question

No. No they don’t.

I can understand 9 words in that tweet now.

When people say they don’t believe Covid-19 is real I got a feeling your whole family is going down

He’s a douchebag.

No, No, No, it isn't

I know how you tards like em flappy

She don't gots to know about it

You ain’t cool unless you use a 10.5

He is a bad bad man

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way.

All my father did was tell me to get a job

(teacher claps )

When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job.

So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.

Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!

Tyrone Football Rules!

you ain't cool unless you hateoas

It’s that damn Sasquatch!

garrod, i have a feeling you about to see some shit

Happy Birthday Mr. McDaniel, why are you doing this? Please Mr. McDaniel stop it. I allready wished you a happy birthday! Stop it Mr. McDaniel why are you doing this?

You know somethin'? You suck.

Lets involve the class

She called that shit poop

Steves, I got a feeling your both going down.

Ooh. That wasn't very nice.

I know now that I shall never escape my fate...

I GOT A FEELING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY’S GOING DOWN

Whenever I see Obama talking I Say....

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Bane I’ve got a feeling your whole fantasy team is going down…

Pff he can't even read...

No, I don’t have the link but you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?

- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch.

Gee I can’t wait till I go to Amalfi

We built it into 650 hotels.

Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York

Ah. You must be Billy Madison.

One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school.

Terrr… Mar you going to the mall later that’s what I’m asking

Do I make myself clear?

Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...

Cider House Rules!

Hahahahaha! You said poop!

That's right. I seriously don't believe you.

no, no they don't

BAD MO_FUCKER Sucker's

I got a feeling your whole family's going down

Pulling a ball of fuckery from The tree branches

I know how yous kids like em extra flappy

Well, you're not the first person that's tried to grab my chest.

How's hip replacement, kyle? - Yeah, how's hip replacement?

I don’t want to annoy anyone else Ann! I only want to annoy you.

I am the smartest man alive!

Scott to Client Sales

During that time Mr Madison was disruptive.

You get your ass out there and you find that ball!

- What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'.

- Where's Billy? - He's in school, man.

You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school so it rips easier

If I see another Nike meme with someone’s face and a dumb quote,I am just gonna lose it

If there is any attempt to change the name, I am just gonna snap

The words in my head when I'm told to adult

I'm sorry I can't hear you I've been physically abused in the ear

Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.

Actually, I stole this shirt from Ridge…

- No, you didn't. - Rock.

"Go On With The Chlorophyll."

I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

Oh, yes. Oh, God yes.

Oh, Patty, I knew you had it in ya

What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?

- Billy Madison? - (blows raspberry )

- Hey, what's with Ernie? - I don't know. I'll be right back.

Hey Adam I just thought of the funniest thing

Jeff Leggett now, or 1974?

Rachel, You're the Coolest!

No, They Didn't

If you told me they had delicious wedding soup I could have enjoyed it with you

Are you going to the movies to watch Napoleon tomorrow, is what I’m asking.

~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy

Hey, Soup, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Dan Tweten?

You can light shit on my living room floor

I can understand 3 words in that sentence now

Bruins are better, we leave the hair silky and cool!

Joe Get your ass out there and win that fucking election

This BDIF feature, to me, is just like a story i know...

Hey! Carl! Good to see you!

The deals off I’m keeping my players

Tara Halliwell-Kemp would like to register for Summit

And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me.

I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher.

If murdering people is cool, consider me Rochester, New York

for the love of god you gotta listen to him

MY WIFE THE TRAMP

R U Going to the polls today

beat o nthe brat

DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?

Like it like more than a friend?

Kid can’t even read

Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?

No, Mr. Bozzi, there no witches. You get too much sun today.

Tallahoohoo! Shabbadoo!

or something like that

Now now, they said it’s only likely.

OPENING UP TO BIILLY MADISON 1998 DVD

Him and her GOT IT ON WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

Loser? I Ain't No Loser. I Was The King Of This Contest

Or something like that..

Oh, they don't gots to know about it

Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!

It sure is great to have all of you come surprise me like this at my home..but..

That Tinks is one piece of ACE

he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit

That Alexis Bradley is one piece of ass.

It's all about the... ask and the offer!

You Shutcha ass up for the next two weeks or I'm gonna shootcha ass up, end of fukkin story Birch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my fukkin face, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas

You’re the coolest

I'll tell you who it was, It was those damn mods

Vicario, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down

We use block chain No you didn't

There’s no penguins!

Is he gonna update my stupid slippers every time they play a game?

That’s assault brother!

Ask your brother if he’s going to Goodyear?

Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.

That Vaughn kid is one piece of aceeee.

You're a bad penguin.

That Andrew Vaughn is one fine piece of ace

Extenuating, exschmenuating

My late wife Emily and I started this company...

That’s Ryan, he’s in my class… I hear he’s retarded or something

OK. A simple ''please'' would have done just fine, but...

you ain't cool unless you rent from an airport

I’m just gonna snap

I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that.''

what would happen if i was a splat? oh god then i'd split clutter in 3/4 twos.

I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER TEACHER, MRS. FOX. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.

Well it’s an EXCELLENT blue dog!

Eric? He is a bad

Man I'm glad I trade for that guy.

- What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.

You blew it. You lose.

When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?

Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.

No, she didn’t.

OK. A simple ''bump'' would have done just fine, but...

my shit….is green!

I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time...

Business Ethics

- Yeah, yeah. - Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy.

Your doc wants to attend summit

No no no no no no no!

it’s the coolest!

He got the company when Iger stepped down, he’s a douchebag

No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today.

“How were the crops, Chip?” “Yah Chipth!! How werr tha cropths?!”

Gross, did you see that guys car? Yeah, it was weird lookin'

Look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

¿Who will help me destroy Kirill Kaprizov?...

..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.

Til the Lacrosse Team Stuck a Parking Cone Up my Ass

NO, THEY AREN’T.

It’s Covid vaccine day

You remain one point ahead.

I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something, you suck.

Veronica, I Thank You. For Beating The Shit Out Of Me!

Talky, Talky, Talky

it used to be sarah swan eating crumbs and shouting at tash yeo in public but she quit so it would be matthew coombes taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

i think she’s retarded or something

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

If not smiling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

When your Mooncat order arrives!

Lilly passed the third grade Oh, what a glorious day

I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

~ Your education ain't complete

No, you don’t

I’m never comin’ back in to the office, never!

Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus!

And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em.

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' jacket!

Spanish Armada.

..in that they were both lost in the woods,...

Smell her coochie?

When your chickenhead girlfriend found out that you are a knucklehead Ghetto D slanger

You're a bad penguin.

~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out

Chalky chalky chalky..

george i told ya not to talk and get a fist ready and stroke your wig and punch yourself in the face as do it yourself surgery! boing good riddance faye you brinmber ketch from gii's ufarnios!

- He can't even read. - Cut it out, dude.

Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway.

If ordering your Breadrocket is cool Consider me Miles Davis

Anon, you're boring us

You aint cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions.

I hate designs and i hate all of you

I think it’s time to some eat Indian food.

That could be our milk

I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again.

Mazz knows from experience, dude. If you know what I mean...

I don’t want to annoy another neighbor Miss Brittany I want to annoy you.

Lilly passed the first grade. Oooooh what a glorious daaaay

You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Shack.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Ranger Suarez is good

..I could've enjoyed it with you

..is one of the most insanely accurate things I have ever heard.

I know from experience, dude

sales/Marketing sucks! You know something, you suck!

No, she didn’t.

Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!

If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New York

I disagree it is a very good system but i think the switch is the best system of all time

Those are Z’s...

Curwick These maps could be our maps

I can understand 9 words in that post now

Everybody.... After one week of working from home

that's assault brother

Yahoo Rob and Derek

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE.

- ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome

I know you blackmailed Max.

Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.

The mucus queen Is yours

Trump I got a feeling your whole family’s going down

No year will ever be your year

That’s theft brotha!

He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.

Did you see that guy's attribute? Yeah, it was weird lookn'

Where’s Mih Mih?

All right, what's up?

Oh man Adam I just thought of the funniest thing

So, you see, the puppy was like industry,...

Why don’t you just give her the trophy?

Congratulations, Dippy!

Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

Second team, all-American, Harvard track.

How was high school?

C..O..R...ARE YOU GOING TO THE MALL LATER?

Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?

That Grissom Vaughn is one piece of ACE.

I got a feeling your whole squadron is going down

The bus ride Bill Clinton & Donald Trump missed

I had a bad case of loser denial myself.

You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!

judas priest, joanne. it’s one of those flaming bags again!

ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN SASQUATCH

Back to Work, back to work!

Chlorophyll✔️ Bore-ophyll✖️

You and me, mano y mano.

Ooh, you're a quick one.

- Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks.

Billy Boy, hen are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for

I want you all to meet...

Did the penguin tell you to do this?

No, you weren’t

If laundry and grocery shopping are cool Consider me Miles Davis

Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts.

Miles Straw sucks

Bobcats #1 yahoooo

Well not GTA personally But an old green screen app and co-location got it on!

Do you have any more hmm?

I'M NEVER COMING BACK! NEVER!

Logan passed the pre-k Ohh what a beautiful day

That Teela is one piece of aiiisshhh

You don't just give up after 5 minutes you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog

I made 'em extra crusty for yous

krimbel is off P&M

No milk Will ever be our milk

- Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting.