Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!

- Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting.

I am the smartest man alive!

judas priest, joanne. it’s one of those flaming bags again!

(teacher claps )

or something like that

Where’s Mih Mih?

That’s theft brotha!

my shit….is green!

~ Your education ain't complete

Man I'm glad I trade for that guy.

Spanish Armada.

Pulling a ball of fuckery from The tree branches

I know how yous kids like em extra flappy

No year will ever be your year

One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school.

You aint cool, unless you p̶e̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶r̶ p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ use transitions.

..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way.

When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?

Hey! Carl! Good to see you!

beat o nthe brat

You don't just give up after 5 minutes you get your ass out there and you find that fuckin dog

You’re the coolest

Gee I can’t wait till I go to Amalfi

If murdering people is cool, consider me Rochester, New York

No, I don’t have the link but you can imagine what it'd be like if I did, right? Huh?

you ain't cool unless you rent from an airport

Cider House Rules!

Are you going to the movies to watch Napoleon tomorrow, is what I’m asking.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Lilly passed the first grade. Oooooh what a glorious daaaay

Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!

The words in my head when I'm told to adult

I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

Veronica, I Thank You. For Beating The Shit Out Of Me!

sales/Marketing sucks! You know something, you suck!

You're a bad penguin.

No, she didn’t.

Dooooo you want to meeting up at the track? That’s what I’m asking.

Oh, Patty, I knew you had it in ya

Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?

garrod, i have a feeling you about to see some shit

No, They Didn't

Lets involve the class

Is she gonna have a stupid party every time she spends a year in New York

Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.

All right, what's up?

Do you have any more hmm?

He is a bad bad man

Yahoo Rob and Derek

I'M NEVER COMING BACK! NEVER!

BAD MO_FUCKER Sucker's

Chlorophyll✔️ Bore-ophyll✖️

Did the penguin tell you to do this?

That Alexis Bradley is one piece of ass.

You can light shit on my living room floor

If laundry and grocery shopping are cool Consider me Miles Davis

I’m never comin’ back in to the office, never!

It’s that damn Sasquatch!

I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher.

How was high school?

Logan passed the pre-k Ohh what a beautiful day

- Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks.

OK. A simple ''please'' would have done just fine, but...

~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy

I want you all to meet...

I got a feeling your whole squadron is going down

Trump I got a feeling your whole family’s going down

No, No, No, it isn't

She don't gots to know about it

R U Going to the polls today

- He can't even read. - Cut it out, dude.

It sure is great to have all of you come surprise me like this at my home..but..

Vicario, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down

Oh man Adam I just thought of the funniest thing

All my father did was tell me to get a job

Is he gonna update my stupid slippers every time they play a game?

I’m just gonna snap

Him and her GOT IT ON WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

Whenever I see Obama talking I Say....

So, you see, the puppy was like industry,...

..I could've enjoyed it with you

I can understand 9 words in that tweet now.

When people say they don’t believe Covid-19 is real I got a feeling your whole family is going down

If I see another Nike meme with someone’s face and a dumb quote,I am just gonna lose it

Bobcats #1 yahoooo

The deals off I’m keeping my players

No milk Will ever be our milk

If there is any attempt to change the name, I am just gonna snap

You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school so it rips easier

Now now, they said it’s only likely.

OPENING UP TO BIILLY MADISON 1998 DVD

Til the Lacrosse Team Stuck a Parking Cone Up my Ass

You remain one point ahead.

What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?

I know from experience, dude

During that time Mr Madison was disruptive.

Actually, I stole this shirt from Ridge…

Miles Straw sucks

I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something, you suck.

Did you see that guy's attribute? Yeah, it was weird lookn'

No, Mr. Bozzi, there no witches. You get too much sun today.

Congratulations, Dippy!

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ACE.

I don’t want to annoy anyone else Ann! I only want to annoy you.

Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...

That’s Ryan, he’s in my class… I hear he’s retarded or something

How's hip replacement, kyle? - Yeah, how's hip replacement?

That Andrew Vaughn is one fine piece of ace

You and me, mano y mano.

Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway.

I know you blackmailed Max.

No. No they don’t.

It's all about the... ask and the offer!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

That Vaughn kid is one piece of aceeee.

Look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

Talky, Talky, Talky

- Billy Madison? - (blows raspberry )

Ranger Suarez is good

You blew it. You lose.

Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.

Why don’t you just give her the trophy?

Extenuating, exschmenuating

Ooh, you're a quick one.

That could be our milk

The bus ride Bill Clinton & Donald Trump missed

I made 'em extra crusty for yous

Business Ethics

I can understand 9 words in that post now

I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again.

Well, you're not the first person that's tried to grab my chest.

Your doc wants to attend summit

I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY ANOTHER TEACHER, MRS. FOX. I WANT TO ANNOY YOU.

Or something like that..

You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Shack.

Gross, did you see that guys car? Yeah, it was weird lookin'

Scott to Client Sales

I hate designs and i hate all of you

Lilly passed the third grade Oh, what a glorious day

I'm sorry I can't hear you I've been physically abused in the ear

Like it like more than a friend?

You know somethin'? You suck.

- What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.

Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.

- ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome

Curwick These maps could be our maps

Mazz knows from experience, dude. If you know what I mean...

no, no they don't

Tyrone Football Rules!

- Yeah, yeah. - Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy.

And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em.

i think she’s retarded or something

If murder is cool, consider me Rochester, New York

You ain’t cool unless you use a 10.5

Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!

I had a bad case of loser denial myself.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.

I think it’s time to some eat Indian food.

Bruins are better, we leave the hair silky and cool!

And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me.

- Hey, what's with Ernie? - I don't know. I'll be right back.

Chalky chalky chalky..

So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.

We built it into 650 hotels.

Joe Get your ass out there and win that fucking election

You get your ass out there and you find that ball!

Hahahahaha! You said poop!

I don’t want to annoy another neighbor Miss Brittany I want to annoy you.

Billy Boy, hen are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for

You're a bad penguin.

Back to Work, back to work!

You Shutcha ass up for the next two weeks or I'm gonna shootcha ass up, end of fukkin story Birch Shut the fukk up, getcha ass out my fukkin face, before i pop yo fukkin neck bitch and move down to fukkin Texas

- (secretary ) Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch.

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

Happy Birthday Mr. McDaniel, why are you doing this? Please Mr. McDaniel stop it. I allready wished you a happy birthday! Stop it Mr. McDaniel why are you doing this?

If ordering your Breadrocket is cool Consider me Miles Davis

That Tinks is one piece of ACE

Terrr… Mar you going to the mall later that’s what I’m asking

"Go On With The Chlorophyll."

Kid can’t even read

We use block chain No you didn't

Do I make myself clear?

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' jacket!

He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.

When you answer your hot teachers question

I'll tell you who it was, It was those damn mods

I know most of you are sayin' ''Hey, any idiot could do that.''

MY WIFE THE TRAMP

I know how you tards like em flappy

~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out

“How were the crops, Chip?” “Yah Chipth!! How werr tha cropths?!”

No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today.

That Grissom Vaughn is one piece of ACE.

he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit

Ask your brother if he’s going to Goodyear?

it used to be sarah swan eating crumbs and shouting at tash yeo in public but she quit so it would be matthew coombes taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus!

I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

¿Who will help me destroy Kirill Kaprizov?...

Oh, yes. Oh, God yes.

- No, you didn't. - Rock.

DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?

Eric? He is a bad

When your Mooncat order arrives!

There’s no penguins!

Loser? I Ain't No Loser. I Was The King Of This Contest

it’s the coolest!

I can understand 3 words in that sentence now

This BDIF feature, to me, is just like a story i know...

He got the company when Iger stepped down, he’s a douchebag

Hey, Soup, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Dan Tweten?

you ain't cool unless you hateoas

He’s a douchebag.

that's assault brother

Ooh. That wasn't very nice.

No, you weren’t

OK. A simple ''bump'' would have done just fine, but...

- What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'.

Everybody.... After one week of working from home

No, she didn’t.

george i told ya not to talk and get a fist ready and stroke your wig and punch yourself in the face as do it yourself surgery! boing good riddance faye you brinmber ketch from gii's ufarnios!

I disagree it is a very good system but i think the switch is the best system of all time

She called that shit poop

When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job.

The mucus queen Is yours

for the love of god you gotta listen to him

If not smiling is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

That Teela is one piece of aiiisshhh

When your chickenhead girlfriend found out that you are a knucklehead Ghetto D slanger

I got a feeling your whole family's going down

It’s Covid vaccine day

..is one of the most insanely accurate things I have ever heard.

- Where's Billy? - He's in school, man.

Jeff Leggett now, or 1974?

That’s assault brother!

Ah. You must be Billy Madison.

Steves, I got a feeling your both going down.

Rachel, You're the Coolest!

I GOT A FEELING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY’S GOING DOWN

Tara Halliwell-Kemp would like to register for Summit

krimbel is off P&M

C..O..R...ARE YOU GOING TO THE MALL LATER?

NO, THEY AREN’T.

That's right. I seriously don't believe you.

Pff he can't even read...

Hey Adam I just thought of the funniest thing

Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.

ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN SASQUATCH

Well not GTA personally But an old green screen app and co-location got it on!

Shane is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!

Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts.

Anon, you're boring us

Those are Z’s...

Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

what would happen if i was a splat? oh god then i'd split clutter in 3/4 twos.

Oh, they don't gots to know about it

If you told me they had delicious wedding soup I could have enjoyed it with you

No no no no no no no!

..in that they were both lost in the woods,...

Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?

Second team, all-American, Harvard track.

I know now that I shall never escape my fate...

No, you don’t

Smell her coochie?

Well it’s an EXCELLENT blue dog!

My late wife Emily and I started this company...

Tallahoohoo! Shabbadoo!

I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time...

Bane I’ve got a feeling your whole fantasy team is going down…