Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He can’t even play

But you can imagine what it’d Be like if you did, right?

I don't know. Don't think about it

DJ Moore is as good as mine!

Sundance SUCKS You know somethin'? you suck!

I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.

He's gonna shit When he realises it's shit

Charlotte passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day

But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like, Right? Huh?

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That damn toy-tle!

But I can imagine what it would be like if I did, right?

Where’s Mih Mih?

I disagree, it’s a very good chicken tender but Canes is the best tender ever.

yes my blopple stones only weigh 150KG. at least you can carry them.

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…

“Todd Bowles AFC East Coaching”

Something up their Ass

Veronica my love your my everything let's kiss

Lady, you're scarin' us.

It’s soup again

This does not make the ribosomes happy

Will you merry me I love you

I got a feeling your team's goin' down.

Shitting in a bush and The human response

You're so smart

Don't run from me!

Lookee what we got here. That silly Sengun is back again

..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.

Give ‘em hell, Kev!

WESTERVILLE SUCKS

Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...

And got a hemorrhage in my head!

Yahoo for Kristin! Yahoo for Karl!

It’s Trichocereus Delivery Day !

I can understand 9 word in that

Where’s Mih Mih?

Jonah Baldwin, you were supposed to write down what you learned from the semester! Not what you thought about Blue's Clues!

Move it or lose it. Get on the b...

Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?

I Think It's Time To Play Dodge Ball

(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.

- Lordy. - Billy Madison.

Penn State Football Rules!

The Washington armada

I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.

I am the greatest hockey player alive!

I dare you to touch Her boobs

~ The CC Hoose way

That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass

Kid can’t even read.

I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn bluebird!

No no , it’s not

Okay, a simple "no" would have done just fine...

Is anybody listening to me??

- Meg Ryan. - Go.

Hey, Ernie, what's up?

I’ll go put some beer in a bucket

Mikey, you’re scarin’ us

Are you in loser denial or something?

Ooh. That wasn't very nice.

I heard Corelation is retarded or something...

So sorry to interrupt!

Where’s Mihmih?

No no no no no no no!

Eafon you're the man!!

Oh, my God! I'll go to school.

(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?

Where’s my ride?

Stop scoring points against me!

Oh my god, old man Belichick hates shit!

Eric? He is a bad, bad man!

WELL NO BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT’D IT BE LIKE IF IT WAS, RIGHT? HUH?

Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.

You could imagine if hadn’t had two beers, right?!

Jeez! What's up her butt?

what is he talking about

~ The Billy Madison way

I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me.

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!

Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our hobo juice.

Man, I’m glad I picked up that guy.

...back to shift, back to shift...

Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.

Sorry doesn't put the chicken in my stomach does it Beans?

I don't want to look elsewhere, Miss Alyssa. I want to see you.

Dr I got a feeling you’re going down

You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me an AK-74

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin’ wacker

Power BI Rules!

Where’s Mih Mih?

BUSINESS ETHICS

It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!

Man, I’m glad I called Jeff Angarola

(children giggle )

Is anybody listening to me?

~ And achieve victory

YouTube? More like JewTube! Right?

it’s new xbox games with gold day!

No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.

No I will not make eye contact with you.

Rapist? I ain’t no rapist.

Any more brain-busters?

That is correct

That’s Billy he’s in my class. I heard he’s retarded or something.

FUCK YOU DISNEY

It's new tswift music day

Everyone on this call.... is now dumber for having to listen to you.

Now I’m going to Bang all your moms

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.

Kid can’t even .

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me miles davis

I don't want to annoy another shortstop, Mr. Furlong. I want to annoy you.

Ultraviolet rays BAD Lotion GOOD

Look at all this milk

Well, not me personally, my house equity and me got it on

to graduation day

I’d love to... But for now, I gotta study

Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)

Let’s hit heads on the words. Jungle Gym (2005)

That’s John he’s in my class I heard he’s retarded or something

You want some of this milk?

When You're Told You've Been Cut But The Doubles Are Still On

..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to wear a blue hoodie

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he wins a week?

YES, you ain't cool unless you drink @ready_nutrition

~ Number two, number two

Yahoo Tom! Tom’s number one! Yahoo!

~ Flowers, showers

Big Brother’s shit....is green!

Ninos! So good to see you!

How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.

That’s Rouge-Tastic!!!!!

yes sacieekeiideel oouddhoonstfatsjdkddkckcococococvoscroperette? what do you want? i want to gruincher the zendttooopoorts in singaeprrore.

Alright, Boys night in!

Lewis: Called UNC They've always been my favorite

Willie is...a pot smoker

Your sentence above was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

Is anybody listening to me??

it's poop again!

I heard he’s retarded or something

to curl without heat divide a section into three wrap it around backcomb tong backbrush pinch the ends pull back apply a headscarf and voila curly crimp ringlets!

Well, Not Me Personally, But A Guy I Know built it

i made em extra robotic for ya!

Jingle All the Way FUCKING RANT!

Sounds like another shitty excuse for a protest huh? Huh? Heheh

~ We're here to help you, Billy

And we gonna sets it on fire!!

He called the fags nerds

Peace! I’m Outta Here

I'll tell you who it was... It was that damned Sasquatch!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Well, all right!

Ricci, you’re scarin’ us

You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor

Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.

''Well, technically...''

Oh, they can... and they will!

Are you in loser denial or something?

Oh Kahlel, I knew you had it in ya!

No no no no no no no!

Mistake… dick pic

..our new friend Billy.

OK. A simple ''no'' would have sufficed...

If peeing on campus is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

It’s Bevo’s BD Day!

Every FOMG Turn Day

Yes, I will go back to VA

If getting tipped by Billy is being a "Maxi" then consider me Barry silbert

That’s assault, brother

I disagree. It’s a very good movie but I think The Wedding Singer is his best movie ever.

I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.

CURTIS GOOD TO SEE YOU

NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.

~ Yes, I will go back to school

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY HILARY PEED HER PANTS

..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...

BUSINESS ETHICS ARE...UH...

What can I say, I saved the day I guess

~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more

Reading is gooood

Kats lying… No she didn’t

I'll cancel the whole damn TPBT right now.

That’s a little easy, why don’t you just give him the Trophy

You’re so smart.

Or somethin’ like that

That Veronica Vaughn

s-e-t-h ohh, the seth is silent!

No you didn’t.

How 'bout you sideburns? you want some of these ethics?

castlevania season 2 episode 7 is the best 28 minutes of tv ever

If watching guys get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis

~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man

Those are E’s!

Motts gonna turn this damn bus around!

Ttt today junior Ttt today junior

So sorry to interrupt-your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!

Pour Decisions? More like, Good Decisions!

Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.

No beer will ever be... Our Beer

O'doyle I've got a feeling Your whole family's goin' down

It was that damn Strawberry festival

I had a bad case of lutnick one time...

I can understand nine words in walt’s texts now

Me trying to get rid of my husband.

Mike trying to give Tom relationship advice GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN TOM!!!!

Oh I can And I will

What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?

(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.

That’s Matt. I heard he’s retarded or something.

You, me, Jack and Frank...

I'll tell you who It was that damn sasquatch

Oooooooooooooooo

That’s Mishko I think he’s retarded or something

However, if I see another tweet

Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away mister

Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.

It's new star wars day

- Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.

Is that it, Trav? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

I have never seen jugs of Leo in my life

Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

Back to work. Back to work. To prove to holly I’m not a dork.

Reflections of Society in Literature.

You get your ass out there and Find that disc

To graduation day

No milk will ever be our milk.

Hey Carl, What's Up?

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You’re all gonna die! You

~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

My Wife, the Tramp.

- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?

Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?

Eric!!! You're Gonna give the company to eric...

I had a bad case of the lutnick myself...

That Sara Cremen is one hot piece of ass..

Gee I can’t wait Until Sunday

D-Backs beat first place Oh what a glorious day-hey

No, no, no, it isn’t

Happy Birthday, sir! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!

Billy. What are you doing back?

He called the survey “a poll”

gee i can’t wait till i get married

Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

I'll tell you who warped that board. That damn pith!

You ain't cool unless you aquadeuce.

Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?

- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )

The 30 year TSM

I want to punch you

YOU’RE THE COOLEST!