Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He called the survey “a poll”

yes sacieekeiideel oouddhoonstfatsjdkddkckcococococvoscroperette? what do you want? i want to gruincher the zendttooopoorts in singaeprrore.

I'll tell you who warped that board. That damn pith!

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!

Motts gonna turn this damn bus around!

That’s Matt. I heard he’s retarded or something.

Mikey, you’re scarin’ us

WESTERVILLE SUCKS

Ooh. That wasn't very nice.

Reflections of Society in Literature.

Veronica my love your my everything let's kiss

Oh, they can... and they will!

Mike trying to give Tom relationship advice GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN TOM!!!!

It’s Trichocereus Delivery Day !

Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man

Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

That’s a little easy, why don’t you just give him the Trophy

Billy. What are you doing back?

That’s assault, brother

Where’s my ride?

~ I'll run the gun for you and so much more

yes my blopple stones only weigh 150KG. at least you can carry them.

to graduation day

No beer will ever be... Our Beer

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know…

..our new friend Billy.

Dr I got a feeling you’re going down

Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.

Where’s Mih Mih?

I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up. And, worst of all, nobody believes me.

Where’s Mihmih?

No no , it’s not

This does not make the ribosomes happy

I got a feeling your team's goin' down.

~ And achieve victory

But I can imagine what it would be like if I did, right?

Look at all this milk

Sorry doesn't put the chicken in my stomach does it Beans?

So sorry to interrupt-your chance at cheating and winning Title # 4

But you can imagine what it’d Be like if you did, right?

But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like, Right? Huh?

You know I like AK-74's Why can't you give me an AK-74

That is correct

I don't know. Don't think about it

Eric? He is a bad, bad man!

How 'bout you sideburns? you want some of these ethics?

Mistake… dick pic

Willie is...a pot smoker

Yahoo Tom! Tom’s number one! Yahoo!

Oh my god, old man Belichick hates shit!

It's new star wars day

BUSINESS ETHICS

~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said

OK. A simple ''no'' would have sufficed...

O'doyle I've got a feeling Your whole family's goin' down

You get your ass out there and Find that disc

Me trying to get rid of my husband.

Every FOMG Turn Day

Gee I can’t wait Until Sunday

Pour Decisions? More like, Good Decisions!

Eafon you're the man!!

Man, I’m glad I picked up that guy.

It’s Bevo’s BD Day!

~ Yes, I will go back to school

I have never seen jugs of Leo in my life

gee i can’t wait till i get married

Those are E’s!

Ultraviolet rays BAD Lotion GOOD

I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.

I had a bad case of the lutnick myself...

Eric!!! You're Gonna give the company to eric...

That damn toy-tle!

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life!

s-e-t-h ohh, the seth is silent!

No milk will ever be our milk.

sodidoedhge? what do you want? snowkwisjk? feed the snoksnokryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal snok snok! betrayal snok snok! sneoeiwkske snsoeirittzohyrrsiseehaheeisjdmdj! thank you sonskekekorthless sowmdjsnsjssonerz! you're welcome snoskejdk snowkeirjffjfusk!

Is anybody listening to me??

WELL NO BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT’D IT BE LIKE IF IT WAS, RIGHT? HUH?

I can understand nine words in walt’s texts now

~ Number two, number two

Jingle All the Way FUCKING RANT!

Don't run from me!

I had a bad case of lutnick one time...

(Veronica ) Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?

No no no no no no no!

It's new tswift music day

Jonah Baldwin, you were supposed to write down what you learned from the semester! Not what you thought about Blue's Clues!

You, me, Jack and Frank...

That’s John he’s in my class I heard he’s retarded or something

Oh Kahlel, I knew you had it in ya!

Sundance SUCKS You know somethin'? you suck!

I disagree. It’s a very good movie but I think The Wedding Singer is his best movie ever.

Jeez! What's up her butt?

Or somethin’ like that

to curl without heat divide a section into three wrap it around backcomb tong backbrush pinch the ends pull back apply a headscarf and voila curly crimp ringlets!

Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?

Reading is gooood

Ninos! So good to see you!

Ttt today junior Ttt today junior

I want to punch you

Kid can’t even .

And we gonna sets it on fire!!

Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.

..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.

Alright, Boys night in!

I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.

The 30 year TSM

Lookee what we got here. That silly Sengun is back again

He called the fags nerds

i made em extra robotic for ya!

Happy Birthday, sir! Hope you get as much joy as Billy does getting snack packs!

You could imagine if hadn’t had two beers, right?!

That’s Rouge-Tastic!!!!!

Is that it, Trav? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

NOW, NOW. MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER BRANDON MILLER ON THE BAMA BASKETBALL TEAM.

..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to wear a blue hoodie

That Isla Dawn Is one piece of ass

Rapist? I ain’t no rapist.

~ Flowers, showers

I dare you to touch Her boobs

Are you in loser denial or something?

I disagree, it’s a very good chicken tender but Canes is the best tender ever.

Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)

Your sentence above was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

Oh I can And I will

~ The Billy Madison way

You ain’t cool unless you pee on the floor

You ain't cool unless you aquadeuce.

Oooooooooooooooo

I am the greatest hockey player alive!

FUCK YOU DISNEY

(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I'll cancel the whole damn TPBT right now.

My Wife, the Tramp.

However, if I see another tweet

Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.

Lady, you're scarin' us.

Sounds like another shitty excuse for a protest huh? Huh? Heheh

I can understand 9 word in that

I'll tell you who it was... It was that damned Sasquatch!!

Peace! I’m Outta Here

Power BI Rules!

(Billy ) That's nice, buddy.

If peeing on campus is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

What is a CC? Are there any CC Hazards?

Where’s Mih Mih?

And got a hemorrhage in my head!

When You're Told You've Been Cut But The Doubles Are Still On

Penn State Football Rules!

I’ll go put some beer in a bucket

~ We're here to help you, Billy

Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.

No, no, no, it isn’t

..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he wins a week?

it’s new xbox games with gold day!

That’s Billy he’s in my class. I heard he’s retarded or something.

Man, I’m glad I called Jeff Angarola

Okay, a simple "no" would have done just fine...

Something up their Ass

Well, not me personally, my house equity and me got it on

Now I’m going to Bang all your moms

Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.

- Meg Ryan. - Go.

To graduation day

It was that damn Strawberry festival

Any more brain-busters?

That’s Mishko I think he’s retarded or something

I Think It's Time To Play Dodge Ball

Is anybody listening to me?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Charlotte passed the third grade Oh what a glorious day

Well, Not Me Personally, But A Guy I Know built it

Kid can’t even read.

Yes, I will go back to VA

Stop scoring points against me!

YES, you ain't cool unless you drink @ready_nutrition

You want some of this milk?

Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?

Well, all right!

Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?

No, they ain't pickin' on me. They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.

Move it or lose it. Get on the b...

Shitting in a bush and The human response

Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away mister

Everyone on this call.... is now dumber for having to listen to you.

- OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?

He can’t even play

...back to shift, back to shift...

I’d love to... But for now, I gotta study

It’s soup again

Kats lying… No she didn’t

YOU’RE THE COOLEST!

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin’ wacker

I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.

Hey Carl, What's Up?

castlevania season 2 episode 7 is the best 28 minutes of tv ever

Big Brother’s shit....is green!

D-Backs beat first place Oh what a glorious day-hey

Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our hobo juice.

If shitting your pants is cool, consider me miles davis

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY HILARY PEED HER PANTS

Uh,Nina, do you like anybody from work more than a friend?

No no no no no no no!

- Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.

How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.

Yahoo for Kristin! Yahoo for Karl!

I'll tell you who It was that damn sasquatch

what is he talking about

“Todd Bowles AFC East Coaching”

I heard Corelation is retarded or something...

That Veronica Vaughn

(children giggle )

What can I say, I saved the day I guess

Back to work. Back to work. To prove to holly I’m not a dork.

Where’s Mih Mih?

''Well, technically...''

Is anybody listening to me??

The Washington armada

Lewis: Called UNC They've always been my favorite

Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?

I don't want to annoy another shortstop, Mr. Furlong. I want to annoy you.

That Sara Cremen is one hot piece of ass..

I don't want to look elsewhere, Miss Alyssa. I want to see you.

So sorry to interrupt!

Give ‘em hell, Kev!

BUSINESS ETHICS ARE...UH...

No I will not make eye contact with you.

You’re all gonna die! You

Oh, my God! I'll go to school.

- Lordy. - Billy Madison.

All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.

No you didn’t.

Are you in loser denial or something?

It's not a word, he's a baseball player You're cheating!

~ The CC Hoose way

DJ Moore is as good as mine!

If getting tipped by Billy is being a "Maxi" then consider me Barry silbert

it's poop again!

Let’s hit heads on the words. Jungle Gym (2005)

If watching guys get sucked off is cool Consider Joe Miles Davis

I heard he’s retarded or something

You’re so smart.

YouTube? More like JewTube! Right?

CURTIS GOOD TO SEE YOU

Will you merry me I love you

I'll tell you who it was, It was that Damn bluebird!

Hey, Ernie, what's up?

He's gonna shit When he realises it's shit

Ricci, you’re scarin’ us

Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

- What a weirdo! - (Juanita laughs )

You're so smart