Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's that Damn Guru 1.0 Tech Update Again!

Frank you're scaring us

A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...

Oh I can And I will

Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge

Please take your seats.

''This was no ordinary puppy.''

Hey! Tina! Good to see you!

That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ass!

He’s a soccer player, yes he is

I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

Billy gets it. Women do too Donald.

Well, based on my feed…

If rolling up your pant legs was cool... consider me Miles Davis.

I’ll go put some beer in a bucket…

I choose Business Ethics.

Sorry doesn’t put the money in our pockets does it Lucas?

Good to see you

- Who's Eric? - He works for my dad too.

What's today? October...

I disagree, it’s a very good jersey, But I think anything the Bills wear is better.

I am the smartest man in the room

So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?

CJ, I gotta feeling Your whole family is going down

sorry, i can't hear you

He called the survey “poll”

OJ Simpson now, or 1974?

I'll be going to learn.

I drew the Hitler blue Because I’ve never seen a blue Hitler before

He's headed right down the toilet.

Meanwhile on the 2nd Street Bridge O'Doyle Rules

Yahoo, Bobcats! Bobcats number one! Yahoo!

It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home

Where’s Mih Mih?

Making fun of a kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Brady passed the third grade!

Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent.

~ I'll tumble for ya

If nibbling your friends ear is cool consider me Miles Davis

This is Mishko I think he’s retarded or something

Jeff petry now, or 1974?

Smoke? You want some smoke

The uh, transactional profiles........

cook, I got a feeling your whole familiy is going down

No, no, no he didn't

JON PASSED HIS EA! CONGRATULATIONS!

He is a baaaad baaaad commander

But You Can Imagine What It'd Be Like If it was, Right? Huh?"

Stevelman, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.

Oh gross! Did you see Seb’s balls? Yeah, they were wierd looking.

I hate @Risk and I hate all of You!

Turkish coffee sucks You know something? You suck

When Tyler got a Promotion

Jess Is pregnant! Congratulations Dippy! Feel those kicks he's going to be a soccer player...

you wait what? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh man! Bobcat, I just thought of the funniest thing

BILLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY

I hate Fantasy and I hate all of you

First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it.

He gonna be a soccer player!!

She called the sh*t poop

I got a feeling your whole team is going down

Trump, I’ve got a feeling your whole family’s going down

What is he talkin’ about?

Thank you, Jakey

Is he going to have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?!

But you could imagine what it would’ve been like if I did, huh, right, right?

Got any more shift busters?

Those are just, uh, screaming Democrats..... They came with the tent.

No no no, he won’t

(When I see the compound doesn't have a Foreman Grill)

Please, Bobby! Please, no more gibberish.

..and I did some things that I thought were funny at the time,...

que muellener exonere a trump no importa nada olvide como oir

That's Tony he writes about the Browns I think he's retarded or something

That is correct

I can see your lips moving, but I cant make out the words

Liam Doyle rules!

Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day

Showbags car is green..

I heard she's retarded or something

OK. A simple ''yeah'' would have sufficed...

It’s pizza again!

- I had an accident. - An accident. What does that mean?

Who would put chicken wing bones inside peoples pockets? I'll tell you who it was. That damn mixed man

Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?

(blows raspberries )

Hey, look, everybody! Billy peed his pants!

He called the Poop...Loop

So what is going on?

Did you see Wally's Balls Yeah, they were weird lookin

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.

OK. A simple ''wrong'' would have done just fine, but...

It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I...

He gonna shit once he realize brad left at 12p

You got a lighter in here?

Trump, I got a feeling Your whole family going down

(children ) Billy!

Congrats Meggie On the new place!

LADY AND THE TRAMP CALL THE ZOO

Take it easy psycho. You blew. You lose

Any more brain busters

How was High School, Jerod?

Good, great, grand, wonderful!

The target bucks are as good as mine!

Lewis: yeah, called UNC Always been my Favorite team

GAPFINDER RULES!

DAOC is the best game of all time. I disagree, Its a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Keep Your Mouth Shut For The Next 2 Weeks Or I'm Gonna Fail You. End Of Story."

- Next week you'll be in ninth grade. - Yeah, high school.

No, it isn’t.

We're gonna start today by reading a short story entitled ''My Sister Fanny''.

tonight i'll be eating 78 pork loin kale chop chip chair wraps children balloons egg skewers and 9 hamburgers from chicken treat karrakatta tonight i'll be eating 77 pharmacies a kale skewer 88 lotuses 89 lotus orange blossoms and a jam tart from dome india

Pfff, he can't even read

Billy likes to drink soda.

Especially with my wife, who is a dirty dirty tramp I am just gonna snap

Have some more Bevo Burpees

You only graduated because your teachers thought you were a raging psycho!

Ya know, the thing about Bills preseasonAHHHHHHHH!

You get your ass out there and you find that ball!

You ain't cool... UNLESS you pee your pants

When trying to prove you're not gay... Shut up! Just shut up!

Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you

No she didn’t

~ Oh, back to school

Uga was the best team in the country in 2007.

A simple “yes” would have done just fine.

Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember.

Lilly passed the first grade. Ooooh what a glorious day

You ain't cool unless You help out with CMR

I KNOW HOW YOUS KIDS LIKE 'EM SLOPPY

NO COFFEE WILL EVER BE OUR COFFEE

Can we start the story now?

Peace I’m outta here!

Jayden Daniels to Hurts before the game

maybe if you told me they were delicious Ho-Hos I could have enjoyed them with you

This is great. When I turned 9 all my father did was tell me to get a job.

Hey! Keith! GOOD TO SEE YOU!

Floramel, more like bore-a-Mel

Talky talky talky No more talky

No, I'm serious. Let's do it. Let's do it on Friday.

This was no ordinary puppy

Gross Did you see that guy's balls?

Rather have a Yoo-hoo

I don’t want to annoy another person, Spenny. I want to annoy you.

You’re so smart!

No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!

HEY! QSP! GOOD TO SEE YOU!

I think Donkey Kong is the best app ever.

Rangers? More like Gay-ngers! Right?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Making Fun Of A Kid For Trying To Read. Are You Psycho? Do You Not Have A Soul?"

Old man khamenei hates shit Ok, Who gots da lighter?

Adam Hadwin…good to see you. Dick!

NO, THEY AREN’T

You know, the... the thing about ethics...

OK, so let's all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69.

he gets the team if i screw up. he's a douchebag

When you talk about Ghetto D In your class room

Hey, “Zach”…Good to see you!!

Final Fantasy Sucks. You know something? You suck!

One, two, five, seven.

Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

I disagree, Carina is a very good colleague But Kerleen and Arefa are the goats in my book

Hey Mike, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

I’ll give you a grown up

I am the smartest man alive!

That question was not fair.

Keep spelling mister

I am the smartest trader alive

What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there horse socks? Is anyone listening to me?

You’re the coolest!

I CHOOSE CODE OF ETHICS

Have a nice weekend... you start school on monday

Tell Tammie I’m here doing the precious little CE

I had an accident

Wanna touch the cootie

No yelling on the bus!

A I? More like GAY I

Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?

That Sami Easterly Is one fine piece of ace!

Oh, I know. OK. Uh...

- Two would include a buffalo. - Really?

That is correct.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider Gates Miles Davis.

Man, I'm glad I skipped Nashville.

I drew the try line blue because I've never seen a blue try line before

Flacco’s good

Business Ethics uh..... Tunis, help!!!!!!

If daydreaming about Deebo Samuel’s wee-wee is cool, consider me Miles Davis

Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks...

Please, Joel, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.

Well, here goes nothin'.

(rings doorbell)

- What's today? - October?

Who will help me destroy Billy Madison?

WGBH Boston Logo in G Major

The offer is on the table

- ..and straighten yourself out. - I don't believe that.

I KNOW HOW YOU FELLAS LIKE IT EXTRA CREAMY

..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss...

However, if there is any attempt..

That damn sasquatch.

he gonna shit when he realizes you left early cause leo couldn't shit

2001 Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

That Stevie Judd is one piece of Wahine

Yeah, well, whatever. It's all my fault. I made a mistake.

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads.

Rivals breakfast fuckin sucks

Miss Lippy's car... is green

Gee I wish i could be hanging With my RV fellas in Mary Swanson’s Mansion

Daicos I got a feeling your whole family’s going down

Oh stuffed cheesy bread, so good . Don’t care if it gives me a bigger hiney. arooooo-oooh!

No more talky talky

ONE MORE DAY AT DISNEYLAND RATHER HAVE A BEER...

Mayor Johnson You forgot your pager!

you can imagine what it'd be like if we did right?

Its gonna be a boy!

That Greenland Is one piece of ice

Everyone in this group chat is now dumber for having to read it.

Cou… Cou……

× Judas Priest, JoAnn! One Of Those Flaming Bags Again!

ARE YOU PSYCHO? DO YOU HAVE A SHELL?

That pink hummingbird Is one piece of ace

Business Ethics are, uh...

Who will help me destroy the Vikings?!?

IT'S TOO Damn HOT FOR A PENGUIN TO BE JUST WALKIN' AROUND Here

Middleton, I got a feeling your whole family’s goin’ down

opening to madagascar 2005 dvd

my shit…..is yellow!

(speaks French very quickly )

Oh Willy, I Knew Ya Had It In Ya

Jeff petry now, or 1974?

Damn guy Drives like an animal

Man, am I glad I called that guy… To help make his sniper loadout

We're here to help you Bobcat!

Don't tell me my business

thats assault brotha

With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree?

Is he lying or Are you lying?

I made the rate source green because I've never seen a green rate source before

- Ask her... - Shh!

All right. All right.

Uh Morgan, do you like anyone from class, more than a friend?

You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' onlyfans!

So sorry to interrupt swoogin

Blank Check (1994) Blank Check (1994)

You only graduated because your teachers didn't want to deal with you

Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!

Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up your little brother here at school.

Man, I'm glad I drafted that guy.

I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here.

I’m just going to snap

Me Homeschooling My Kids

He called the sweater puppies Sock puppets

(Juanita ) Billy!

No map Will ever be our map.

I just want to annoy you Ms Smith

Norbert likes burritos, don’t you Norbert?

Those Damn Goons

~ Number three, number three

I thought we were your main...

Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company.

Back to work. Back to work. To prove to Holly I’m