Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I read recently about a fellow in Kansas
The time you put on my shirt by mistake
Penny!
There we go.
Penny. Penny.
You know, some people might say that it's great
Good. On the way to see the lawyer,
Just his head, right?
and beg me for more, 'cause...
(door slams)
I said be quiet.
The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets.
I've been sitting in garbage!
No.
I miss the old days when your romantic partners
I was hoping
And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles
Best friends, besties, BFFs, peas in a pod,
What kind of idiot throws away a terrific chair like this?
That's reassuring.
This is one good-looking panini.