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The lady first and then me. [laughing]
so I think that's the reason why.
* I like the way that you're looking at me *
- Hello. - Hi, Melroy.
How many levels do you think the frame is?
which is weird 'cause we have very good friends in common.
When I met Sergio, I was in my midlife crisis for sure.
- Oh, okay, high five.
Let's have a wonderful evening.
- Oh, really? - And I'm not-I'm not--
- Yeah, me, too.
wedding, a house, building. - Everything is coming.
You know, you can find alcohol
[laughing]
My husband is like,
- Where is your sage? - Ayan, don't ----ing lie.
You are so... - No!
- And you live downtown, huh?
I'm a utterly different person.
And then, I was approached by a guy saying,
- You guys look tan. I'm jealous.
I am definitely a rebel.
- By the way, speaking of, um...
- Yes.
- She just gives me life.
I'm like, "They make me happy.
* so I gotta get it *
- Of course! - With your stiff wig
- What? Tell me.
I really missed you, too.
You know what I mean?
- Ahh. No.
- If I'm really drunk, I bounce like a baby.
be a divorcee and a single mom,
- She still wasn't there. She wasn't there.
I belong in, like,
- Hello, people, let me get me spotlight.
I'm almost sick of it. I'm-I'm-I'm in it.
and then other people think that she's a raging bitch,
That's all you need to know."
I was like stunning, Ayan.
- Cheers. - Yeah.
I've never heard you call her honey in my life.
- Sergio, this is you and I every night.
You look fabulous, by the way. - Thank you.
- I'm a local, at this point. - And you?
You will look fear in the eye and say,
- Good to celebrate these two.
but I have to keep doing it because I love our culture.
[laughing] - Ooh.
How is everything with you girls?
- Brooks is for wherever the wind blows.
that I can have a conversation about it.
Should we order, um, a drink?
- We've been talking about that for so long.
you know, in America, I'm one of the million.
But in Dubai, everything is one phone call away,
this is, like, historical.
and strippers and things like that,
is doing my husband.
Oh, my God, when my husband is away, Taj will be like,
I'll just pass out money. - No one is tipping you.
- All of them are currently vacant.
- Will you just live with me forever?
- Guys, are you excited?
- You, too. - Hi, baby.
I'm gonna change.
- Listen, I can call her honey.
as Stanbury's bachelorette.
- You look nice and tan. - Yeah, tan. You think?
You called me at 7:30 in the morning,
- Actually, my stripper name is really, really good.
For me, it's quality, not quantity.
[laughing]
She's CC.
Sara has this attitude where she is who she is.
You can actually stick this on your mirror.
Lesa Milan was getting married.
- Lesa, she's my girl. I love her so much.
- No allergies.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
but they do learn a bit of Arabic in their school.
Don't give me this. - Yeah, but that--
- I don't feel anything missing.
You have to demand what you want,
I was catatonic, frankly.
Hi.
So, we would go to movies, go eat.
- Hello. - Oh, looky-looky.
- Putting this around your waist.
Come on. We lived in Burj Khalifa,
- Perfect.
and I pretty much lived there all my life.
Nobody remembers what they studied in school.
- And I think we can add the eyebrows, as well.
Forget about the new Middle East.
can talk about, that we all can discuss.
We're always just-- - So busy.
Yeah? Oh, my God. No?
- How are you? - Sorry, I'm falling.
- Make with me. Make out with me, camels.
- I don't like people being fake and liars,
Don't play with me. I'm not the one.
And the rest is history. We met ten years ago,