Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
from a lot of corrupt lawyers, is what we're doing.
RAYFORD: Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order.
So he pleads guilty even though he's innocent.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
I just borrowed it for the night, and now how am I gonna tell him?
Will you take a lie-detector test?
He's all right. He just needs a little time, that's all.
If he's allowed to go free,
Do you know what that's about? Yeah.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
Anything I tell you, you know?
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
[SCREAMS]
On the basis of this report,
Now, that's true, because I don't.
Hi. Hi, Sherry.
And he was too busy.
I said, Oh. Sounded like, Go.
You're the one that put me through law school.
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
Let's just get you to the hospital, get you checked out.
The honorable Francis Rayford presiding.
And I fully intend to have that proven in a court of law.
Well, now we know they're definitely safe.
You're gonna find yourself representing a sacrificial lamb.
How are you? Good to see you.
You say, Pass the salt.
The judge is guilty Wait a minute.
No.
I'm placing you on probation for one year.
I mean, we are so opposite,
Will the defendant please rise?
Now, sit down. I've got a lot of work to do.
Are you sure I had my teeth this morning?
Patient?
With you, it's still new and exciting.
But this is crazy, you know? I know it. I know it.
He pushes me aside,
I find the defendant, Ronald Wenke, guilty.
Oh, they're just having some fun with him, that's all.
To say, you know... To wave to her, to say hello.
Tell you the punchline. You're gonna love this.
Fleming got me crazy. You push Fleming
Why? Polygraph is not admissible evidence.
Mr. Kirkland...
on people's lives. Wait a minute.
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
I'm aware that I'm not particularly, uh, well-liked.
Do you honestly think that...?
No. Not at all.
[SIGHS]
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
SALTZMAN: What kind of world do we live in?
It depends. He comes, he goes.
Firemen trying to get me out of the car. I'm trapped because some son...
[LAUGHS]
GUARD 2: Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.
Sam, I love you.
No, sir, I'm not trying to make a deal.
Arthur.
He forgot to bring it.
So, uh, what's new? Heh, heh.
wanted in Alabama for assault with a deadly weapon.
Okay.
Got anything to say?
Look at that. Ha, ha, ha.
Last week, we went for a ride in the car. Remember?
Your Honor, in light of the fact that this is the defendant's first major offense,
She lets go of that purse, I'm on my way.
Only it's not that simple.
Uh, I'm Arthur Kirkland. You wanted to see me?
I can't get anything from anybody. I'll see you later.
GAIL: Jesus. Sounds pretty bad.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Because during sex,
How'd you know there was one, Ralph?
[COUGHS]
A defense lawyer has to defend people who are guilty.
Hi, Mr. Kirkland. Nice to see you. ARTHUR: How are you today?
Make sure the judge sees it, okay?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
We're not going after anyone, Mr. Kirkland. We are simply...
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
I don't pretend to be a voice of authority.
No, he doesn't drink. Doesn't drink at all.
Mr. Kirkland. Damn it, Arthur!
Arthur, you're talking crazy now. You don't know he's guilty.
RAYFORD: Here, let me show you something.
Put that thing away. What's going on?
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman,
The son of a bitch is guilty!
Yeah.
and I tell you, I can't find five people out there
Nothing can be done. Now, I don't buy that, judge.
Were you in love? No.
I know that. That's right.
What the hell are you doing?
Arthur, the committee is doing something about what's going on.
who are willing to believe that I'm innocent. Not five of them.
What are you doing, judge? Jerking me off, here?
And other stuff too.
Here. No, wait, wait, wait.
Any other judge would have let you out, but this guy,
RAYFORD: Order in the courtroom. BAILIFF: Do what I say.
Hey, listen to me, Jeff.
I mean, he killed kids. You see?
Don't quote the law. My client is innocent.
because you hate him so much, right?
[CHUCKLES]
Sweetheart, give him the pictures.
Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it.
Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month.
I've been a lawyer for 12 years.
Well, you mean, we're not gonna make it back?
Why me, fellas? Come on.
Nothing. I don't have to do anything.
Arthur... Gail, on my life?
What about this guy here?
That's not the point.
You know what I mean?
Why would she lie?
PRISONER 3: Don't put that in here. Chick ain't my type.