Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your Honor, in light of the fact that this is the defendant's first major offense,
and I tell you, I can't find five people out there
I can't get anything from anybody. I'll see you later.
SALTZMAN: What kind of world do we live in?
That's not the point.
Oh, they're just having some fun with him, that's all.
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
Why would she lie?
Got anything to say?
So, uh, what's new? Heh, heh.
Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it.
To say, you know... To wave to her, to say hello.
Only it's not that simple.
And he was too busy.
RAYFORD: Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order.
I mean, we are so opposite,
Nothing. I don't have to do anything.
No. Not at all.
Mr. Kirkland...
wanted in Alabama for assault with a deadly weapon.
because you hate him so much, right?
Anything I tell you, you know?
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
It depends. He comes, he goes.
We're not going after anyone, Mr. Kirkland. We are simply...
So he pleads guilty even though he's innocent.
GAIL: Jesus. Sounds pretty bad.
What the hell are you doing?
I just borrowed it for the night, and now how am I gonna tell him?
Sweetheart, give him the pictures.
No.
He's all right. He just needs a little time, that's all.
I've been a lawyer for 12 years.
But this is crazy, you know? I know it. I know it.
Hey, listen to me, Jeff.
Why me, fellas? Come on.
Put that thing away. What's going on?
Okay.
Arthur, you're talking crazy now. You don't know he's guilty.
No, he doesn't drink. Doesn't drink at all.
Arthur, the committee is doing something about what's going on.
Because during sex,
Here. No, wait, wait, wait.
Make sure the judge sees it, okay?
from a lot of corrupt lawyers, is what we're doing.
GUARD 2: Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
RAYFORD: Here, let me show you something.
She lets go of that purse, I'm on my way.
Now, that's true, because I don't.
The son of a bitch is guilty!
on people's lives. Wait a minute.
How are you? Good to see you.
Arthur... Gail, on my life?
The honorable Francis Rayford presiding.
[CHUCKLES]
I know that. That's right.
I don't pretend to be a voice of authority.
A defense lawyer has to defend people who are guilty.
Well, now we know they're definitely safe.
Hi. Hi, Sherry.
You say, Pass the salt.
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
[COUGHS]
Tell you the punchline. You're gonna love this.
Let's just get you to the hospital, get you checked out.
I'm aware that I'm not particularly, uh, well-liked.
Will you take a lie-detector test?
Do you honestly think that...?
What are you doing, judge? Jerking me off, here?
Sam, I love you.
Uh, I'm Arthur Kirkland. You wanted to see me?
Will the defendant please rise?
I said, Oh. Sounded like, Go.
You're gonna find yourself representing a sacrificial lamb.
Now, sit down. I've got a lot of work to do.
What about this guy here?
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
Fleming got me crazy. You push Fleming
Any other judge would have let you out, but this guy,
Do you know what that's about? Yeah.
You're the one that put me through law school.
And I fully intend to have that proven in a court of law.
How'd you know there was one, Ralph?
Hi, Mr. Kirkland. Nice to see you. ARTHUR: How are you today?
With you, it's still new and exciting.
I find the defendant, Ronald Wenke, guilty.
who are willing to believe that I'm innocent. Not five of them.
If he's allowed to go free,
Yeah.
On the basis of this report,
Well, you mean, we're not gonna make it back?
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman,
No, sir, I'm not trying to make a deal.
Are you sure I had my teeth this morning?
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Firemen trying to get me out of the car. I'm trapped because some son...
Were you in love? No.
The judge is guilty Wait a minute.
Last week, we went for a ride in the car. Remember?
I mean, he killed kids. You see?
I'm placing you on probation for one year.
Arthur.
You know what I mean?
Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month.
Don't quote the law. My client is innocent.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
Why? Polygraph is not admissible evidence.
He forgot to bring it.
You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
Nothing can be done. Now, I don't buy that, judge.
PRISONER 3: Don't put that in here. Chick ain't my type.
Patient?
And other stuff too.
Mr. Kirkland. Damn it, Arthur!
He pushes me aside,
Look at that. Ha, ha, ha.
[SIGHS]
RAYFORD: Order in the courtroom. BAILIFF: Do what I say.