Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

On the basis of this report,
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
He pushes me aside,
SALTZMAN: What kind of world do we live in?
Uh, I'm Arthur Kirkland. You wanted to see me?
Hi, Mr. Kirkland. Nice to see you. ARTHUR: How are you today?
Hi. Hi, Sherry.
Put that thing away. What's going on?
Last week, we went for a ride in the car. Remember?
To say, you know... To wave to her, to say hello.
No, sir, I'm not trying to make a deal.
Well, you mean, we're not gonna make it back?
from a lot of corrupt lawyers, is what we're doing.
You're gonna find yourself representing a sacrificial lamb.
Don't quote the law. My client is innocent.
I find the defendant, Ronald Wenke, guilty.
Let's just get you to the hospital, get you checked out.
Fleming got me crazy. You push Fleming
I've been a lawyer for 12 years.
And other stuff too.
Why would she lie?
[CHUCKLES]
Are you sure I had my teeth this morning?
Arthur.
Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it.
How are you? Good to see you.
Nothing. I don't have to do anything.
and I tell you, I can't find five people out there
How'd you know there was one, Ralph?
[LAUGHS]
You're a wonderful man, Grandpa.
So he pleads guilty even though he's innocent.
A defense lawyer has to defend people who are guilty.
I know that. That's right.
Why me, fellas? Come on.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
It depends. He comes, he goes.
[SCREAMS]
Your Honor, in light of the fact that this is the defendant's first major offense,
Arthur... Gail, on my life?
[SIGHS]
If he's allowed to go free,
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
What about this guy here?
That's not the point.
Do you know what that's about? Yeah.
What the hell are you doing?
Arthur, the committee is doing something about what's going on.
The honorable Francis Rayford presiding.
Here. No, wait, wait, wait.
I said, Oh. Sounded like, Go.
Anything I tell you, you know?
No.
Tell you the punchline. You're gonna love this.
What are you doing, judge? Jerking me off, here?
Make sure the judge sees it, okay?
Were you in love? No.
Okay.
Centerfold. Lawyer of the Month.
Firemen trying to get me out of the car. I'm trapped because some son...
Sam, I love you.
Got anything to say?
You know what I mean?
But this is crazy, you know? I know it. I know it.
No, he doesn't drink. Doesn't drink at all.
I just borrowed it for the night, and now how am I gonna tell him?
Will the defendant please rise?
I can't get anything from anybody. I'll see you later.
who are willing to believe that I'm innocent. Not five of them.
Look at that. Ha, ha, ha.
Only it's not that simple.
Why? Polygraph is not admissible evidence.
I mean, he killed kids. You see?
Sweetheart, give him the pictures.
The son of a bitch is guilty!
GAIL: Jesus. Sounds pretty bad.
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
Patient?
Now, that's true, because I don't.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I mean, we are so opposite,
So, uh, what's new? Heh, heh.
He forgot to bring it.
Do you honestly think that...?
And ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
on people's lives. Wait a minute.
Any other judge would have let you out, but this guy,
You say, Pass the salt.
wanted in Alabama for assault with a deadly weapon.
I'm aware that I'm not particularly, uh, well-liked.
Because during sex,
PRISONER 3: Don't put that in here. Chick ain't my type.
RAYFORD: Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order.
Mr. Kirkland. Damn it, Arthur!
No. Not at all.
Arthur, you're talking crazy now. You don't know he's guilty.
RAYFORD: Order in the courtroom. BAILIFF: Do what I say.
She lets go of that purse, I'm on my way.
You're the one that put me through law school.
[WARREN & JAY LAUGHING]
The judge is guilty Wait a minute.
Mr. Kirkland...
Nothing can be done. Now, I don't buy that, judge.
And he was too busy.
[COUGHS]
Hey, listen to me, Jeff.
I'm placing you on probation for one year.
We're not going after anyone, Mr. Kirkland. We are simply...
With you, it's still new and exciting.
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman,
Oh, they're just having some fun with him, that's all.
Now, sit down. I've got a lot of work to do.
[ALL LAUGHING]
I don't pretend to be a voice of authority.
And I fully intend to have that proven in a court of law.
Yeah.
because you hate him so much, right?
Well, now we know they're definitely safe.
Will you take a lie-detector test?
He's all right. He just needs a little time, that's all.
RAYFORD: Here, let me show you something.
GUARD 2: Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.