Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where the hell did he get the plates?

You're so easy. Heh, heh.

ARTHUR: Oh, God.

His people just called the office,

I can understand your strict enforcement of the statute.

It's the Super Bowl, and I'm the quarterback.

Well, Royce figures that we can be a couple.

Packer. Packer.

That's terrific, Wenke.

my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel

I mean, you're going after guys like Jay or whoever

If you were me, would you do it?

So, what are you doing here?

WOMAN: Let's reach for the sky.

BATES: Mr. Kirkland, as you undoubtedly know,

ladies and gentleman of the jury,

Larry, that's privileged information.

Just as I hit the treetops, I discovered the meaning of life.

So you want me to throw the Fleming thing out the window, is that it?

I can't believe this. I tell you, I just don't believe it.

Are you sure you didn't say, Go? I'm sure.

and I can't get him out.

What are you talking about, Jay? I got Earl Soames.

Son of a bitch. Day in, day out, the same goddamn thing.

So, what are you doing? What's going on?

RAYFORD: Come on. Get... Get...

Told you I had good instincts.

it was time to come down on the nigga.

The consequences are that I'll be disbarred, Gail.

He goes to law school. I'm a lawyer.

Put your hand out.

forcing cherry bombs in their mouths.

Heh, heh, heh. That was, God.

I have never heard of diabetes causing foul language.

Then do it. Defend Fleming.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

protecting guilty people and getting them off and they're not affected by it.

By telling the police, you didn't prevent a crime.

Sure. Besides, it gets... It gets lonesome up there.

Well, sometimes the boys get bored.

At 9:41 he will be guilty.

everybody's gonna be screaming political deal.

Eighteen months. Eighteen months?

No. That's the answer to your question.

That's understandable, sir. It's just...

I'd like to call your attention to some corrections in that report.

regardless of who's guilty or innocent.

Carries around a battery-operated razor.

Now I'd like to move things along here.

Am I going to jail? I can't go.

We wanna win regardless of the truth.

you would be the perfect lawyer to handle my defense.

[ARTHUR GROWLS AND GAIL LAUGHING]

Ha, ha, ha. Do you like it? It came to me during the night.

I'm a lawyer because of him.

Arthur, damn you.

That's why this thing makes no sense to me.

is that that girl has been beaten and raped.

[SIRENS WAILING]

ARTHUR: Bowers. Frank Bowers.

The old Chinese proverb. Ha, ha, ha.

It does prove it, doesn't it? Yes, you're innocent.

Got a serving spoon?

CLERK: The next case...

I would, Arthur, because it's my job, you know?

That goes a little bit beyond an angry boyfriend.

But they're not proof Fleming raped Leah Shepard.

Gibson, get the hell away... Get out of there.

You know? With wings. No, no.

COP 1: Clear the way. COP 2: Move out of the way.

I want everything out in the open. I'm very pleased, Arthur.

I don't give a shit.

As long as we keep a little friction between us, there's...

I got him off on murder.

I have character references, testimonials

All I need is a yes or a no on my motion.

we are not conducting some kind of witch hunt.

I heard you say, Go.

There's a guy. Not armed.

No problems. No problems.

Did you know that there's a guy

the prosecution

You'll end up being a very important lawyer.

[PRISONERS HOOTING]

who happens to be a suicidal maniac.

You did what you could, Mr. Kirkland, but nothing makes sense anymore.

other than the testimony of the victim herself.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

Now, if you check your records, you'll see it's there someplace.

GUARD 2: Hey, Kirkland. Watch your hands.

Ugh, I gotta tell you, judge, you know, I'm not...

He's been bringing them up all morning.

He forgot his case.

You’re UNREGISTERED! THIS WHOLE COURT IS UNREGISTERED!

Are you crazy? What are you talking to me about?

What am I supposed to do?

Come on, Arthur. He told the truth.

who should be taken out and squashed like a cockroach.

What makes you the great voice of authority?

Turkey, I know. What is this? What is it?

How high up do you go?

Pretty, isn't it? [GASPS]

So I reviewed it.

Sex photos, sex crime. Is he guilty? Is he?

Maybe I ought to start throwing out banana peels.

On the basis...

I got a case coming up here, Art.

And take off that wig.

I mean, would you know how to do that?

I hope you got this under control. I don't want anything crazy.

and I used to hear that stuff every day.

[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]

But the fact remains, I am innocent.

I can't appeal it! He's dead!

A little more stuffing, if you don't mind.

That's all I want to do is just sit here.