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forcing cherry bombs in their mouths.

What are you talking about, Jay? I got Earl Soames.

[ARTHUR GROWLS AND GAIL LAUGHING]

That goes a little bit beyond an angry boyfriend.

That's terrific, Wenke.

Then do it. Defend Fleming.

BATES: Mr. Kirkland, as you undoubtedly know,

It's the Super Bowl, and I'm the quarterback.

Come on, Arthur. He told the truth.

So, what are you doing? What's going on?

How high up do you go?

But they're not proof Fleming raped Leah Shepard.

No problems. No problems.

is that that girl has been beaten and raped.

The old Chinese proverb. Ha, ha, ha.

You’re UNREGISTERED! THIS WHOLE COURT IS UNREGISTERED!

my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel

His people just called the office,

protecting guilty people and getting them off and they're not affected by it.

Where the hell did he get the plates?

I hope you got this under control. I don't want anything crazy.

GUARD 2: Hey, Kirkland. Watch your hands.

COP 1: Clear the way. COP 2: Move out of the way.

I'd like to call your attention to some corrections in that report.

[SIRENS WAILING]

We wanna win regardless of the truth.

ARTHUR: Bowers. Frank Bowers.

Maybe I ought to start throwing out banana peels.

I want everything out in the open. I'm very pleased, Arthur.

Carries around a battery-operated razor.

I'm a lawyer because of him.

Packer. Packer.

I can't believe this. I tell you, I just don't believe it.

That's why this thing makes no sense to me.

I got him off on murder.

other than the testimony of the victim herself.

who should be taken out and squashed like a cockroach.

All I need is a yes or a no on my motion.

and I can't get him out.

I have character references, testimonials

Just as I hit the treetops, I discovered the meaning of life.

Gibson, get the hell away... Get out of there.

At 9:41 he will be guilty.

Ugh, I gotta tell you, judge, you know, I'm not...

There's a guy. Not armed.

Pretty, isn't it? [GASPS]

who happens to be a suicidal maniac.

Arthur, damn you.

What am I supposed to do?

On the basis...

You'll end up being a very important lawyer.

Son of a bitch. Day in, day out, the same goddamn thing.

Heh, heh, heh. That was, God.

I don't give a shit.

CLERK: The next case...

WOMAN: Let's reach for the sky.

I heard you say, Go.

ARTHUR: Oh, God.

Larry, that's privileged information.

And take off that wig.

So I reviewed it.

I mean, would you know how to do that?

So you want me to throw the Fleming thing out the window, is that it?

the prosecution

As long as we keep a little friction between us, there's...

It does prove it, doesn't it? Yes, you're innocent.

we are not conducting some kind of witch hunt.

No. That's the answer to your question.

regardless of who's guilty or innocent.

He goes to law school. I'm a lawyer.

Well, Royce figures that we can be a couple.

You know? With wings. No, no.

Eighteen months. Eighteen months?

Turkey, I know. What is this? What is it?

By telling the police, you didn't prevent a crime.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]

I got a case coming up here, Art.

You're so easy. Heh, heh.

Told you I had good instincts.

But the fact remains, I am innocent.

Are you sure you didn't say, Go? I'm sure.

If you were me, would you do it?

Well, sometimes the boys get bored.

Now, if you check your records, you'll see it's there someplace.

You did what you could, Mr. Kirkland, but nothing makes sense anymore.

He's been bringing them up all morning.

I can't appeal it! He's dead!

So, what are you doing here?

Am I going to jail? I can't go.

and I used to hear that stuff every day.

Put your hand out.

Did you know that there's a guy

That's understandable, sir. It's just...

[PRISONERS HOOTING]

He forgot his case.

Got a serving spoon?

you would be the perfect lawyer to handle my defense.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

The consequences are that I'll be disbarred, Gail.

I can understand your strict enforcement of the statute.

Ha, ha, ha. Do you like it? It came to me during the night.

RAYFORD: Come on. Get... Get...

I mean, you're going after guys like Jay or whoever

What makes you the great voice of authority?

it was time to come down on the nigga.

I have never heard of diabetes causing foul language.

Sex photos, sex crime. Is he guilty? Is he?

everybody's gonna be screaming political deal.

Are you crazy? What are you talking to me about?

ladies and gentleman of the jury,

[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]

Now I'd like to move things along here.

A little more stuffing, if you don't mind.

That's all I want to do is just sit here.

I would, Arthur, because it's my job, you know?

Sure. Besides, it gets... It gets lonesome up there.