Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanted to tell you that tomorrow I'm gonna be going out of the country.
(GUNSHOTS)
Should they attack, our men are ready.
which is being ruled by a total military brutal dictatorship
Would the clerk read that statement back, please?
What do you mean? Something missing from me?
Yes, but soon we'll hold free elections, let the people choose their own leaders
to entertain an American intellectual?
So, what do you think will happen if you show your face anyplace but here?
How about you, Fielding? I was concerned about that cut.
I'd love to have coffee, but I really don't have time.
Please rise. Court is now in session. Judge Seymour Watson presiding.
there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid.
I tell you, ladies and gentlemen,
Al Mellish, remember?
Good evening. I'm Roger Grimsby with the news at six.
These people are peasants. They are too ignorant to vote.
Well, you... you might say I have two nationalities.
Give me that. Here, take this, son.
I told you, I can't receive and I can't give.
and an electrically warmed toilet seat for cold days.
And... And I think I see... the door beginning to open.
buttressed by his trainer and his handlers.
- I've got it in there. - Now take the clamp and take it out.
It is war, my friend.
of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
Tell the court why you think he is a traitor to this country.
Yeah, but what other ways?
Hi. I hope I'm not being pushy, but I just have always wanted to meet you.
'Cause I have a lot of spare time.
Esposito wants to see you.
Uno... dos. Uno... dos.
- You have Bank of America? - Yes.
Of course, if they're foolish enough to try to overthrow,
Leave a little air.
And now the moment we've been waiting for is here.
but they may live happily ever after. Again, they may not.
You may say that, sir, but many important diplomats contend
What the hell is this stuff anyhow?
A verdict has been reached in the Fielding Mellish case.
- I didn't. I didn't. - Was that any reason to quit the job?
and you will inject him with Sodium Pentothal.
See what I mean?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I got trichinosis.
He was an idiot. You know, a real idiot and, er...
Oh, I'd love to.
I think anyone could tell you that, my pet.
- I don't know what I'm gonna do tonight. - Get a date. We'll double.
- Why me? - Because the men respect you.
Er... that's, er... 21. Where's 21?
You know, I was just saying to someone the other day that the Scandinavians
- Dinner was delicious. - Thank you, sir. The check, sir.
New York garbage men are striking for a better class of garbage.
No, I can't. It's ridiculous.
Come back. Back, back. More, more, more.
# Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free... #
SALESMAN: The Exec-usiser is a device
(# V. HERBERT/R. JOHNSON YOUNG: "NAUGHTY MARIETTA")
I'm a products tester for a large corporation.
Are you kidding?
It doesn't. I swear to God.
(NANCY LAUGHS)
(THUD)
I'm going down to San Marcos.
Yes, over here I'm president, but over there I'm a college dropout.
to help busy executives getting their daily exercise
I don't know what it is.
Now we're going to have to see what the future brings.
The United Jewish Appeal?
Yoga night? I love yoga.
incestuous relations with both his daughters simultaneously...
Now, on behalf of Nancy and Fielding Mellish