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(CHUCKLES)
- Yes? - Coffee, please.
Where's the bathroom?
So, by the way, are most of the women of San Marcos.
Oh, good.
- Oh, well, of course he's Danish. - Yes.
I've always been a great champion of the underdog.
Notice the basketballs coming from inside the machine,
The crowd is tense. They've been here since ten this morning.
You mean the CIA, Excellency.
That is to protect them from communism.
without ever pausing in their crowded work schedule.
# Rebels are we, born to be free
We keep playing to him the entire score of Naughty Marietta.
That will be 24,000 pesos, sir.
Well, you've heard it with your own eyes.
Thank you, Father.
I don't know the first thing about public speaking.
That's very wise. You know, that's... I think, pithy.
- They are communists. - Well, I think I know a bit about politics.
(INDISTINCT)
a ritual as old as the city itself.
For instance, there... there are locusts.
I'll pick it up. Excuse me.
"I've known Fielding Mellish for years,
It's... It's a little light.
Time is getting short, but I have a plan.
- Fielding, do you love me? - Of course I love you.
Well, I think I'll be ready by the late spring...
Listen, Mellish, you wanna play poker tonight? We got room.
No, sir. We'll find them. We'll find them, don't worry.
Erm... and I was a nervous child. I was a bed-wetter.
- I can't. I got an appointment. - What kind of appointment?
I don't want to be president. You're making a big mistake.
They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country
- And when is the revolution? - Six months.
No... But it's not that.
Oh, yeah. That sounds... Oh... when?
and using the word "thighs" in mixed company.
Take 'em all.
You need an usher?
and everybody is about as excited and tense as can be.
What about Hebrew?
- Well, my friends, we have done it. - You have.
Good evening. Wide World of Sports is here in the Royal Manhattan Hotel
No, it will not be stopped. It continues.
What do you think?
Just how long will it be before I can go back to New York?
American television. Please let me through.
Are you being coy?
Dysentery.
It's essential that you learn the art.
Yes, you cannot bash in the head of an American citizen
Uno... dos.
It's the... It's... It's the...
# So take me for a fool #
and if it's humanly possible, I'm gonna break through these fans to talk to the two.