Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Let's hear it for Sammy. - How is that a gift?
Very good. It was very good.
Because it really... Honestly, it really wasn't you.
- you have a problem. - Oh, thank you, thank you.
- What are you doing? - Very good talent.
No, he's over there.
I've got the number of every woman I've ever gone out with in my life.
Huh. - Only me. Only me this happens to.
- Yeah? - I've got a side beef with you.
but he just... He just wore me down.
( Theme music playing )
* can't take my eyes off of you *
- Hmm. - So did you hang up yet?
And don't call.
Uh, no, you know, my friend...
- Mmm! I love her. She's great. - Mmm.
- Hmm. - So, um,
you lean over, it's your left hand that's doing the unhooking.
- Fantastic. - Really?
- Oh my. - ( Beeps )
What? What? Was I supposed to lie?
( Groaning )
- What's going on? - I need to spend the night here!
And to this day, any singing around me...
( Tires screech )
- Hopefully. - Hopefully.
You're still... you're still having nightmares about that?
It's the best caviar they could possibly get.
- ( Sammy crying ) - Jesus Christ!
- It's been a while. - Uh, yeah.
Would you say that to her if a woman's in a skirt?
We're not gonna get you a toaster or a blender,
It's not all that attractive to look at for five hours.
Come... I mean, Mary is pissed at me about the caviar.
Did I mention that I'm going to the restaurant tonight?
'cause this will suck... Seriously... for me.
( Scratching )
What do you do at home? Does anybody ask you what you do...
From now on don't get us a gift. No more gifts.
That sweet guy trying to sing a song...
to use Cheryl, 'cause if I cast her...
Oh, shit.
I don't know. That's a good question.
- Well, I can't go out! - My family is here!