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You are a selfish motherfucker.
- Oh, that's so sweet. - Susie: So let's have a nice round of applause.
- Wow. - Enjoy the party.
They're different.
I'm so happy you're home. You've got to let me come in and spend the night.
Of course. The host has to circulate.
- All right. Thank you. Thank you for everything. - You're welcome.
* and I thank god I'm alive... *
- Mary Jane: Is that weird? - It was great.
Yeah. She asked me.
Do I have a case? Tell me.
- Ho! Larry. - Lar!
Just an observation. Not a big deal.
Mary: Larry, did you eat all that caviar?
Oh, damn it.
It's like on the discovery channel.
- Hey, I'm so glad you're home. - Hey.
Mary Jane Porter's boyfriend is after me.
Take your $150... - ...And not be able to carry a tune!
No no, she's not done. What are you doing?
- Are you having a nice time? - Yes, thank you so much.
Very good, very good!
How can you say you didn't call?!
Hey, what did you get Ted and Mary?
At least I got you a gift, okay?
No, I wasn't calling you. I was calling Jeff Greene...
that I got you this
- Out! Out! Get the hell out of my house! - What the hell?
In my opinion, it'd be better to leave it open.
- Fantastic. Thanks so much. - All right.
purely in the interest of getting on with my day.
I'll bet you... that would be a good gift, would it not?
- Hello. - Larry: Really?
- I was not taking too much caviar! - Oh, please. Are you kidding?
Okay. I'll drop it.
I just don't see how I can trust your medical recommendation.