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- Uptight? I don't think it's "uptight." - It's just shorts, man.
I mean, it's like 15 years later, but...
- not really doing anything actually. - Ah!
- with you having all this information. - What am I gonna do?
Then I'll... I'll see you in a minute. Okay. Bye.
- That's disgusting. - I workout in shorts. I'm sorry.
Hi, Dr. Morrison. I'm so sorry to bother you,
What the fuck? Shut the fuck up!
Pipe it down. We're good. We're good.
but I would feel better, you know.
Now I'm talking to you. That's a call.
You piece of shit You heartless piece of shit
Okay. The next time you hear from me
- A big bowl of out of your league. - Way out of my league.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, my friend Christian slater's gonna be there.
Thank you. Thanks, man. Hey!
I'll be right back.
I've ever had in my life.
I don't want to be in your wallet.
Wow, you're very uptight, dude. Very uptight.
- and it was expensive too. - This is great. I shouldn't have even brought that up.
I didn't know what to do!
- I've got a beef with him. - You know what?
- So inconsiderate, no? - It's an unwritten rule.
Fine. - And I think you ought to put some pants on.
Then I think I'll have a shot.
Not to me.
- You take your... - Unwritten rule, exactly.
I mean, everybody knows you take a little, right?
- ( Phone ringing ) - all right, I'll try it.
Mary Jane Porter asking you.
- Out! - Huh? What?
and I must have pressed yours by accident.
Oh. Oh, you are.
( Beeps )