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- Umm. - It feels like you're going over.
and he knows it's you. He knows you were here.
what are you... What's your social situation?
- Who's that? - Mary... Mary Jane Porter.
I give you my phone number, you call me.
- Huh? No. - Why would you do that?
- That was mean. That was cruel. - It was horrible.
- We're gonna have a date? - Yeah.
- ( Rings ) - hello.
I need to buy an anniversary gift for my friends.
Everybody wants to talk to the hosts of course.
I have too many patients. I don't want them all to have my information.
Come on. Right, people?
Everything is so confidential, you know?
I'm allowed to have some fun, right?
Oh, god. No no, I'm watching TV.
You don't like food. Every time we've gone out,
- What are you doing here? - I had to go talk to that singer.
You can admit it... You made a mistake.
Please! Why not?
( Chuckles )
He will kill me. He will kill you. We can talk about it later.
But if we took you,
- I think it's a great plan. - In the meantime,
I just... I can't stand the sound of the human voice.
- Are you kidding? - Honestly. No, I'm not.
and you chose to take them and not me.
get the number from my receptionist
- Well, should I come back? - No, you don't need to come back.
Hey, mind your own business. How about that?
This is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
A $300 gift certificate to Matteo's restaurant.
We've got it. We're good. Hey.
( Phone rings )
I know, I'm sorry. It's crazy,
- Come on in. - Put something on. I don't want to have to look at this.
Oh, hey, can I call you back? I'm exercising.
- 'Cause it's very comfortable. - Yes. Yeah.
What? What did she say?