Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(laughs) Penelope has pictures of her husband with Mrs. Mandible,

Mona, Mona, house manager, savior.

All the couples end up happily matched.

The fact is we're broke.

- They have those? - Yes, they have. Lesbians love karaoke.

What say ye, God of Wine?

- Kyle: Thank you, good sir. - Ooh, I like it.

Like pretending it's 100 years ago

No, some of us pursue more useful work.

We need $10,000.

One of the earliest products of human civilization.

that you were making out with his wife backstage.

(ragtime piano playing)

I thought we weren't gonna say anything.

just trying to keep this rat trap from falling apart.

We're broke. The theater's done for.

You make us exist. In the theater, the writer is God.

- Yeah, you know, I got my start here. - Oh yeah?

Yeah yeah, let's not let anybody in on this one.

We're a rare breed, Lydia.

Woman: Hear hear!

Hey Henry, let me ask you something.

First I see him making out backstage with the leading lady.

- Okay. - And she's also a producer at Warners

The pretty one in the veil thing.

I expected at least a lion.

Right. I blame alcohol.