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An illiterate Irishman's Polish monkey?
What, no dinner? You're a terrible wife and mother.
- No. - That's right.
On, no thanks. My mom doesn't like me to eat chocolate.
And when your father gets home, we'll do just that.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna go sign us up for face-painting class.
I'm gonna go see what's going on.
Lunch was late today.
- How dare you treat a lady like this? - We caught you stealing silverware.
Yeah, we always have the best time on vacation.
- Perhaps he could use you. - Oh, the theater.
Every year, Stan checks out...
...who can shoe a horse and please her man.
...and you told me you loved me...? - Neither of those things ever happened.
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...an organ donor.
...little brother kind of way, right?
Hey Mr. S, you wanna help strap me into this thing?
Come at me with a brush, see what happens.
Okay, I'll say it. I'll say what we're all thinking.
It was a stretch, but I made it work, didn't I?