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...far away from this place and my indiscriminate boner.
Stay here, watch the Duke game...
Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship?
Then they showed Arachnophobia.
La familia
I don't buy it. You put me in the goo again.
No, we're not. Honey, look.
Damn it, why couldn't you jump off the boat after dinner?
Oh, Franny, it's so awful the way they treat you.
I was gonna be the greatest actor of all time.
#τ #ς #ώ #υ
I'm so nervous. This is my first soap opera audition.
Can 't cry on cue
I used my last bit of energy giving Steve that charley horse.
#ς #σ #σ #τ
Man, it took us two days to find you. You must be starving.
Say it with me Johanna! Come on Georgetown
- Family! - Francine, guess what tonight is.
I'm sorry, sir. She thinks she's in the goo. Francine, come back.
I can't, Jeff. I'm having stupid dinner with my stupid family.
Stan, we either do this as a family or not at all.
Dad, can we go to Graceland?
"Attach stabilizing-rod B to ankle-constraint A"?
I've eaten macrobiotic burritos. I can eat this.