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Obviously, I'm not gonna do that. I'm starved. Did you bring any food?
Betty Bea Getty McClanahan, we're ready for you.
Stan, get inside right now and have dinner with your family.
I'm returning the goo chambers to the CIA.
Some say you're a ghost whisperer.
This isn't my fault. I just wanted us to spend some time together.
- Roger, not now. - Dream-killer.
I wanted you to have good memories...
Oh, thank you. Thank you, sir. Bless you. Bless you.
Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond.
- But we're gonna make it up to you. - We booked a cruise.
- What a day for our family. - Family.
...but my idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people.
Which is to reconnect as a family.
So in Mexico when I went hang-gliding...
- She's gone. - No!
Yeah, and that string of clouds next to it looks like the cord.
I'm too weak from hunger.
- They're gonna hunt us. - What?
My dream has come true. You humble me. I am humbled.
...and we would appreciate your help. Right, kids?
Family!
So where do you guys wanna go next year?
- But... - Hang on to that thought.
You're all too happy, you keep yelling "family."
I can't believe you put us in the goo.
And you know why? Because you are an ass family.
But in fairness, you ran out of the mango shrimp salad...
No, in an I've-taken-a-lot-of-boys'-virginity...
I'm starting a new family tradition of Sunday-night dinners.