Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the guy.
Here, honey, just put this on and shake them.
That wasn't Santa Claus, OK?
Because I ain't got no presents.
Back up.
What's wrong with that printer?
And to you, Svetlana... What does this say?
I thought you wanted hair.
I know, thank you.
None of this matters.
Hey, you speak English here.
Look, let's just talk about this after we eat.
You're depraved.
You get me up at 10.
Take Carl and Master Shake to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.
I said it.
Get it?
Ah, don't worry.
She ain't coming all this way to do that in America, no, with civilized people here.
Co-fiancé.
That's her!
Do I look professional?
My future too, please?
Okay, I leave you for two seconds, and you turn this house into your personal Christmas dumpster?