Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, I know you do.
It came from an elf's head.
Yeah, he's right.
Pretend like you're asleep.
By the power invested in me by the state of New Jersey, I now pronounce you men and wife.
That was the best.
Good.
Open this damn door!
The only cooking she's doing tonight.
You know I love you.
How you doing?
Oh, yeah!
But that Carl is so damn selfish.
How can you not have a ring?
We're doing this thing first thing tomorrow.
Look, just say Smith or Jones or something.
Now you can keep them.
She's so hot.
How do I look?
Yeah, look at them ornaments, too.
Svetlana, my baby.