Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

V cvnuvjz5bkos6kobbd6bibikd my vjiejbn5embi E34s4srs4ff4s66zch6hvzczvcczvczhavjuqvj4juvqvju43t4s5d6d

and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.

[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.

They're a great read. That was compelling shit.

I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner

[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

- [suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]

Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.

- [crowd cheers] - [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.

[Drea] What an asshole, right?

For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.

Are you listening to us?

Let's start with Carissa.

You neglected to mention that on your tour.

[Max] Fix it, please.

[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.

Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,

Who am I gonna play with?

and I can just as easily destroy you.

♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪

[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,

but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?

Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

I have a shot with Max!

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

Can I see your hand, please?

Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?

They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.

I have a present for you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!

She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.

Take that back.

How did you even get the video?

It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]

You insufferable cunt

You've also had quite the change this year.

♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪

she generously pledged

It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.

It's processing, revenge mommy.

♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪

First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.

You don't answer my texts.

along with mandatory community service.

Do you like my sister?

Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.

[tense music plays]

[boy 2] Yo, Max!

rocko's modern life, camp lazlo, and let's go luna are all created by joe murray.

Did you even remember that it was my birthday?

Where does this game end, Nora?

Tell Allegra to leave.

♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪

I just want to say I'm sorry.

♪ Life's so fun ♪

I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.

["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]

♪ When she turns... ♪

♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪

ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.

That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do

[elevator dings]

Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.

Just feels kind of messed-up.

[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize

Carissa Jones, everyone.

And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

[car engine keeps chugging]

[fireworks explode]

I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

With my brains and your... blank slate,

In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.

- [exhales] - ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪

[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.

Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.

That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.

Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪

I wanna tell you everything.

[mischievous music plays]

it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.

with Valentine's Day right around the corner.

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,

and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,

Get out of the way!

So, I guess I fell asleep.

Eleanor, I thought we had

I didn't watch the video, by the way.

Tell me something nobody knows about you.

Nosy Nora Cutler.

Max rented a house.

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.

A night of pure debauchery.

I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.

- We don't care that your mom is a... - Stop talking.

♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪

♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪

I'm gonna freshen up.

Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.

- You love me? - Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.

♪ I was standing on my own ♪

dosing the entire class

- You think so? [laughs] - Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

- Yeah. - [Tara] Yes!

- [girl 1] Who touched the aux? - [boy 1] What happened to the music?

but you decided to drug the entire class.

♪ You're to blame ♪

Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪