Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.

along with mandatory community service.

Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.

Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.

Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪

♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪

♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

You neglected to mention that on your tour.

With my brains and your... blank slate,

Just feels kind of messed-up.

dosing the entire class

Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?

I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.

♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪

♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪

- Yeah. - [Tara] Yes!

A night of pure debauchery.

it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.

[Max] Fix it, please.

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

Did you even remember that it was my birthday?

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.

Tell me something nobody knows about you.

Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,

but you decided to drug the entire class.

I have a shot with Max!

♪ When she turns... ♪

So, I guess I fell asleep.

and I can just as easily destroy you.

♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪

and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,

It's processing, revenge mommy.

Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize

Eleanor, I thought we had

They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.

[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.

Get out of the way!

Tell Allegra to leave.

I wanna tell you everything.

but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?

[elevator dings]

Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,

[boy 2] Yo, Max!

I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.

They're a great read. That was compelling shit.

[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.

- [crowd cheers] - [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

[mischievous music plays]

- [exhales] - ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪

You don't answer my texts.

and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.

Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!

- You love me? - Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

♪ You're to blame ♪

I didn't watch the video, by the way.

[car engine keeps chugging]

Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.

So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.

[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.

[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.

Are you listening to us?

I'm gonna freshen up.

So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,

It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]

Can I see your hand, please?

- We don't care that your mom is a... - Stop talking.

with Valentine's Day right around the corner.

I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.

Take that back.

That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do

In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.

First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.

♪ I was standing on my own ♪

Nosy Nora Cutler.

I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner

- [suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]

I have a present for you.

- [girl 1] Who touched the aux? - [boy 1] What happened to the music?

I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.

[fireworks explode]

Who am I gonna play with?

For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.

[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

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Let's start with Carissa.

Do you like my sister?

Where does this game end, Nora?

How did you even get the video?

That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.

ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.

[Drea] What an asshole, right?

[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.

["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]

[tense music plays]

You insufferable cunt

Max rented a house.

Carissa Jones, everyone.

she generously pledged

rocko's modern life, camp lazlo, and let's go luna are all created by joe murray.

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,

and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.

And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

♪ Life's so fun ♪

- You think so? [laughs] - Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

You've also had quite the change this year.