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along with mandatory community service.
Forget her.
- [crowd cheers] - [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!
♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪
♪ She never stays too far from me ♪
ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.
You insufferable cunt
Really?
We thought,
It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.
♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪
You sure?
she generously pledged
Where does this game end, Nora?
[car engine keeps chugging]
["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]
- You think so? [laughs] - Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]
Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.
She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.
♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪
Thank you.
♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪
You know?
Hi.
Get out of the way!
Take that back.
Max rented a house.
♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪
In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.
[girl vomits]
[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.
- You love me? - Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.
[Max] Fix it, please.
I wanna tell you everything.
Tell Allegra to leave.
Awful.
Further.
So cool.
Let's start with Carissa.
Just feels kind of messed-up.
And kinda.
Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?
[Russ slurps]
So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,
First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.
♪ I was standing on my own ♪
Okay. [sighs]
Eleanor, I thought we had
Yeesh.
Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,
That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.
Are you listening to us?
it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.
Tell me something nobody knows about you.
Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.
rocko's modern life, camp lazlo, and let's go luna are all created by joe murray.
So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.
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♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪
Mean.
That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do
Fuck.
I'm having a, um... party this weekend.
with Valentine's Day right around the corner.
[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.
[inhales]
[phone chimes]
♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪
A night of pure debauchery.
You neglected to mention that on your tour.
I just want to say I'm sorry.
Yup.
I'm gonna freshen up.
and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.
Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.
just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.
♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪
You don't answer my texts.
[elevator dings]
They're a great read. That was compelling shit.
And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.
["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]
Narcissists are too focused on themselves...
[fireworks explode]
I didn't watch the video, by the way.
and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.
- [exhales] - ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪
Yeah.
[Drea] What an asshole, right?
Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.
- Yeah. - [Tara] Yes!
...this.
but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?
I have a shot with Max!
- [suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]
I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.
For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.
It's processing, revenge mommy.
So, I guess I fell asleep.
[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.
[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.
With my brains and your... blank slate,
♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪
♪ When she turns... ♪
How did you even get the video?
[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize
♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪
I'm shocked! This is shocking news!
♪ You're to blame ♪
Carissa Jones, everyone.
[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.
[boy 2] Yo, Max!
I have a present for you.
Yeah.
[mischievous music plays]
You've also had quite the change this year.
go ahead.
[tense music plays]
[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,
Over the hedge
- [girl 1] Who touched the aux? - [boy 1] What happened to the music?
Who am I gonna play with?
Nosy Nora Cutler.
♪ Life's so fun ♪
♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪
Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,
Drea.
I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.
They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.
Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.
Do you like my sister?
It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]
Come here.
dosing the entire class
and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,
Did you even remember that it was my birthday?
Can I see your hand, please?
Please.
I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner
Are you new?
Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.
- We don't care that your mom is a... - Stop talking.
Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!
but you decided to drug the entire class.
What? [gasps]
[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!
and I can just as easily destroy you.
Sad.
[Tara sighs]
a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.