Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

- Oh yes. - Gimme.

You should come.

than making other people's tragedies about them.

[fake moaning loudly]

than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

No one would come near me.

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

May I let you in on a little secret?

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

[girl] Over here!

Is everything okay?

I think she's really something.

Does anybody want to do some K?

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

So, how was Max's party?

'cause... [inhales]

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

Is that your ex who leaked it?

This is so cute.

The only way out was through.

- Here you go. - I can't believe you did this.

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

I, um... I saw a post about it.

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

Well, I guess she looked a little different.

requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

Thank you for that.

And the worst part

[Tara] Cover me now.

You're Drea fucking Torres.

Yeah. I've seen her.

Yeah. No, I mean...

Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

Do you think I'll feel better?

Kids, this is Eleanor.

Taking away my social status, that's one thing

- What's happening? - [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

[shears clipping]

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

So, you two meet,

[in singsong] Thought so!

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

Do you want a ride, or...

Yale then Harvard Law.

[Russ] Look who it is.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

[xylophone music plays]

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

You're getting crumbs all over me.

You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.

I needed information only one girl would have.

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

♪ A different way to be ♪

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

[Drea] Transfer where?

You're right. We're all just performing.

- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours? - No. Okay?

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

[breathes heavily]

Your fathers must be elated.

but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

- I know, yeah. - It's just so complicated.

Timon and pumbaa rewind rio

Don't forget, Nora.

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

No, not really.

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

- [sniffs] - [loud thump]

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.