Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

[Russ] Look who it is.

[xylophone music plays]

than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

I, um... I saw a post about it.

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

Is everything okay?

And the worst part

Taking away my social status, that's one thing

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

Don't forget, Nora.

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

[in singsong] Thought so!

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

- Oh yes. - Gimme.

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

Well, I guess she looked a little different.

- I know, yeah. - It's just so complicated.

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

Kids, this is Eleanor.

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

Your fathers must be elated.

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

[Drea] Transfer where?

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

Do you think I'll feel better?

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

- What's happening? - [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

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Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

Is that your ex who leaked it?

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

[shears clipping]

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

[girl] Over here!

- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours? - No. Okay?

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

May I let you in on a little secret?

Yeah. I've seen her.

No, not really.

You're right. We're all just performing.

You're Drea fucking Torres.

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

No one would come near me.

Yeah. No, I mean...

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

You should come.

[breathes heavily]

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

than making other people's tragedies about them.

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.

The only way out was through.

I needed information only one girl would have.

- Here you go. - I can't believe you did this.

'cause... [inhales]

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

Thank you for that.

So, you two meet,

Does anybody want to do some K?

This is so cute.

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

You're getting crumbs all over me.

- [sniffs] - [loud thump]

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

Do you want a ride, or...

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

[Tara] Cover me now.

Yale then Harvard Law.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

♪ A different way to be ♪

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

So, how was Max's party?

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

I think she's really something.

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

[fake moaning loudly]