Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

You should come.

You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.

- Oh yes. - Gimme.

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

Kids, this is Eleanor.

- Here you go. - I can't believe you did this.

with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

Yale then Harvard Law.

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

No, not really.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

Timon and pumbaa rewind rio

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

You're right. We're all just performing.

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

[Drea] Transfer where?

Taking away my social status, that's one thing

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

Is that your ex who leaked it?

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

[in singsong] Thought so!

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

I think she's really something.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

This is so cute.

You're getting crumbs all over me.

than making other people's tragedies about them.

prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

- [sniffs] - [loud thump]

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

[xylophone music plays]

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

♪ A different way to be ♪

The only way out was through.

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

So, how was Max's party?

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

'cause... [inhales]

- What's happening? - [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

Well, I guess she looked a little different.

[breathes heavily]

May I let you in on a little secret?

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

[fake moaning loudly]

And the worst part

Yeah. No, I mean...

Yeah. I've seen her.

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

I needed information only one girl would have.

and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

[girl] Over here!

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

Is everything okay?

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

You're Drea fucking Torres.

[shears clipping]

I, um... I saw a post about it.

- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours? - No. Okay?

[Russ] Look who it is.

Does anybody want to do some K?

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

No one would come near me.

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

Do you want a ride, or...

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

Thank you for that.

Your fathers must be elated.

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

Do you think I'll feel better?

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

Don't forget, Nora.

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

- I know, yeah. - It's just so complicated.

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

[Tara] Cover me now.

So, you two meet,

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]