Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That sounds nice.

Do you feel amazing?

["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays]

At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.

- Yeah, you're right. - Great.

♪ Dead to me ♪

- [sighs] - [Eleanor] Oh.

I don't want any of this.

- [Drea panting] - [mischievous music plays]

She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,

[Eleanor exhales]

Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,

"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.

Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.

- My girls and I are all about positivity... - [gasps] Ooh!

You should try it. It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

About what happened with Max.

[Russ] How are you feeling?

Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!

[girl 4] Oh my God.

You, uh, clean up well yourself.

I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,

You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.

a Rosehill Tiger.

[Elliot] You better be smiling.

I let social politics overcomplicate things

♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪

[girls] We love you, Max!

- [laughs] - What about Max?

I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

It's recommended by medical professionals.

Yeah, she told me everything.

I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

Can someone open up, please?

that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.

You needed it more.

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

I didn't know you knew Drea.

She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?

but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.

[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

I did like Carissa.

Oh, so you're a socialist?

Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath

To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.

I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.

Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?

[siren wailing]

As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.

[Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere.

She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.

Why would I do that? I hate you.

I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

She did? [sighs]

It's literally perfect.

You are a very lucky girl.

Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪

- a list that celebrates the brightest... - [phone chimes]

Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.

actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

Were you watching us?

- Drea. - [Drea] Hey.

♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪

- Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you. - [Eleanor] Yeah.

But Max is mine.

Just blow up my whole life.

- Nah. - No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

You think I framed you?

Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

Yeah, sure. Get the address.

How about now? Look familiar?

[scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.

[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

And definitely don't touch me.

- Let's do revenge. - Yeah.

I wish you nothing

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

But taking away Yale?

- She does. Sorry. - What's wrong with you?

We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.

[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

- [Eleanor] Anywhere. - I'm not like you, Eleanor.

We could not graduate. We could get expelled.

Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?

I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.

[Drea] Working at the farm

[exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,

is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.

[Max] ...eviscerating a teacher.

♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪

Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.

- You are so pretty. - [Meghan sighs]

♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪

[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

[Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,

You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes

♪ Dead to me ♪

Do you think I did too much?

...there's nothing vapid people love more

In three, two...

[girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

[whispers] Look it up.

The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.

And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,

Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

Are you any different?

Your house is, like...

How does she even have this address?

- What? - She knows you can't afford anything else.

It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better

That gave me chills.

- To move forward... - Mom... I can't...

[Drea] I felt violated all over again.

Is there someone there?

I really don't want to.

She has amazing skin.