Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.

is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.

"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

- [laughs] - What about Max?

- To move forward... - Mom... I can't...

I really don't want to.

Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

[whispers] Look it up.

We could not graduate. We could get expelled.

In three, two...

I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,

Were you watching us?

I didn't know you knew Drea.

You are a very lucky girl.

She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,

Can someone open up, please?

♪ Dead to me ♪

- Let's do revenge. - Yeah.

It's literally perfect.

Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

- a list that celebrates the brightest... - [phone chimes]

[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.

Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.

How about now? Look familiar?

- Nah. - No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

I don't want any of this.

it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.

[Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,

[girls] We love you, Max!

Do you think I did too much?

Is there someone there?

You should try it. It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

You think I framed you?

Yeah, sure. Get the address.

You, uh, clean up well yourself.

Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.

[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.

She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.

[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

- Drea. - [Drea] Hey.

- What? - She knows you can't afford anything else.

She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?

Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?

Yeah, she told me everything.

I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!

- You are so pretty. - [Meghan sighs]

[girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

That gave me chills.

Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,

Oh, so you're a socialist?

My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.

- [sighs] - [Eleanor] Oh.

But taking away Yale?

As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.

- [Drea panting] - [mischievous music plays]

I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.

♪ Dead to me ♪

Just blow up my whole life.

That sounds nice.

- My girls and I are all about positivity... - [gasps] Ooh!

- [Eleanor] Anywhere. - I'm not like you, Eleanor.

It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better

You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.

I wish you nothing

[Max] ...eviscerating a teacher.

[girl 4] Oh my God.

About what happened with Max.

[siren wailing]

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪

a Rosehill Tiger.

The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.

[exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,

Do you feel amazing?

Are you any different?

I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

[Eleanor exhales]

Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath

♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪

How does she even have this address?

[Drea] Working at the farm

[scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.

[Russ] How are you feeling?

♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪

You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes

I did like Carissa.

And definitely don't touch me.

♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪

Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?

that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.

[Elliot] You better be smiling.

I let social politics overcomplicate things

♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪

Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.

[Drea] I felt violated all over again.

But Max is mine.

She has amazing skin.

...there's nothing vapid people love more

You needed it more.

["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays]

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

- Yeah, you're right. - Great.

Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

[Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere.

Why would I do that? I hate you.

It's recommended by medical professionals.

She did? [sighs]

- Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you. - [Eleanor] Yeah.

We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.

- She does. Sorry. - What's wrong with you?

[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

Your house is, like...

And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,