Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You should try it. It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

Were you watching us?

actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

Yeah, she told me everything.

I really don't want to.

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

Just blow up my whole life.

It's literally perfect.

Yeah, sure. Get the address.

[Russ] How are you feeling?

Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.

Can someone open up, please?

That gave me chills.

Is there someone there?

In three, two...

♪ Dead to me ♪

Oh, so you're a socialist?

[siren wailing]

Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

Your house is, like...

You think I framed you?

[girl 4] Oh my God.

You are a very lucky girl.

You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes

It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better

Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

About what happened with Max.

a Rosehill Tiger.

- Drea. - [Drea] Hey.

I wish you nothing

[girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

It's recommended by medical professionals.

[Elliot] You better be smiling.

- My girls and I are all about positivity... - [gasps] Ooh!

But Max is mine.

Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,

- To move forward... - Mom... I can't...

♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪

♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪

[exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,

is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.

Why would I do that? I hate you.

Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

- She does. Sorry. - What's wrong with you?

She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,

To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.

Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?

- What? - She knows you can't afford anything else.

[Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere.

Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.

[girls] We love you, Max!

How does she even have this address?

♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪

We could not graduate. We could get expelled.

[scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.

Are you any different?

- [Eleanor] Anywhere. - I'm not like you, Eleanor.

You, uh, clean up well yourself.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays]

♪ Dead to me ♪

As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.

[Max] ...eviscerating a teacher.

She has amazing skin.

that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.

I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.

[whispers] Look it up.

- [Drea panting] - [mischievous music plays]

I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.

Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath

- You are so pretty. - [Meghan sighs]

...there's nothing vapid people love more

We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.

I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,

[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

I did like Carissa.

Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?

I didn't know you knew Drea.

She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?

I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

- [sighs] - [Eleanor] Oh.

I let social politics overcomplicate things

And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,

The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.

Do you think I did too much?

"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

And definitely don't touch me.

Do you feel amazing?

I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

You needed it more.

- [laughs] - What about Max?

I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.

How about now? Look familiar?

it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.

I don't want any of this.

- Yeah, you're right. - Great.

But taking away Yale?

You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.

That sounds nice.

- Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you. - [Eleanor] Yeah.

Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.

- a list that celebrates the brightest... - [phone chimes]

♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪

She did? [sighs]

[Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,

[Eleanor exhales]

Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.

Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.

but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

♪ I have to praise you ♪

- Let's do revenge. - Yeah.

[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.

♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪

[Drea] Working at the farm

Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!

- Nah. - No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

[Drea] I felt violated all over again.