Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

What happened to him?

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

- [chimes] - I want to expose him.

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

- Sorry. - [laptop closes]

[fake moans] So good.

- [Max kisses] - Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

I'm sorry. Drea is...

You're not serious?

And then I sent it to the entire school.

apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

Are you listening to yourself right now?

It's Eleanor now.

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

♪ Dream to me ♪

You were no one.

Absolutely not.

Something he can't spin his way out of.

I thought you might like to know

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

- Are you threatening her? - [Max] Fucker!

for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

I think it's time I make a toast.

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪

It really means a lot.

So... [chuckles]

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

- [scoffs] - Baby, come on. I would never do this.

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

Because that's what it cost you.

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

Let's get out of here.

two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

The headmaster was right.

But... you know he leaked that video.

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

- He deserved it. - [Russ] No, not him.

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

- Hey. Hey. - Eleanor, this is my family.

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

- [Eleanor] Oh. - Where did you get it? Can I have it?

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

I know you didn't.

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

Montana, shut up.

Do I really have to wear this?

but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

[elevator dings]

I love you, Drea!

who cares? [chuckles]

♪ La-la-la ♪

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

Do you go to school with us?

But if we're gonna make this work...

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

my parents still call the shots,

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

- Your new vibe is high-status cunt. - [groans]

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

[mischievous music plays]

But I had a job to do.

It's not working!

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

Yeah, we've met before.

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

- [glass tinkling] - [male voice] Shh.

is because I genuinely thought...

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

- ♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ - [phone chimes]

because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

And before I start my share,

[crowd exclaims]

but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

- [Eleanor] Just do it. - No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

Don't you wanna make her pay?

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

I wish it could have been different.

And then what did you do? You used me.

- You really want me to? - Yeah.

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

Just feels weird, you know?

just clap already !!

- [Max] I was in the library. - What is that? Anyone know what this is?

You could play with yourself.

Good morning, Rosehill students.

- [girls] Ooh. - [crowd applauds and cheers]

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

- Hmm? - Nothing.

So, here's the plan.

I don't do cocaine!

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

Yeah, she came out to me,

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

- [Tara] Higher. - Let's go.

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.

♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

[Max and Tara laugh]

[Drea] You're a psycho.

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!