Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wish it could have been different.

♪ La-la-la ♪

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

Because that's what it cost you.

my parents still call the shots,

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

Good morning, Rosehill students.

is because I genuinely thought...

You were no one.

- [girls] Ooh. - [crowd applauds and cheers]

but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

- [Max] I was in the library. - What is that? Anyone know what this is?

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

- Hey. Hey. - Eleanor, this is my family.

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

[Max and Tara laugh]

But... you know he leaked that video.

Do I really have to wear this?

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

And then what did you do? You used me.

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

I thought you might like to know

The headmaster was right.

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪

Montana, shut up.

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.

because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

Do you go to school with us?

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

So, here's the plan.

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

- [Eleanor] Oh. - Where did you get it? Can I have it?

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

It's Eleanor now.

- [Eleanor] Just do it. - No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

- ♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ - [phone chimes]

- He deserved it. - [Russ] No, not him.

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

It really means a lot.

- [Max kisses] - Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

- [scoffs] - Baby, come on. I would never do this.

Are you listening to yourself right now?

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

[elevator dings]

I don't do cocaine!

- Sorry. - [laptop closes]

It's not working!

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

You're not serious?

[Drea] You're a psycho.

Yeah, we've met before.

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

But I had a job to do.

just clap already !!

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

- You really want me to? - Yeah.

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

- [glass tinkling] - [male voice] Shh.

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

And then I sent it to the entire school.

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

- Hmm? - Nothing.

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

Don't you wanna make her pay?

I love you, Drea!

I'm sorry. Drea is...

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

- Are you threatening her? - [Max] Fucker!

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

And before I start my share,

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

Yeah, she came out to me,

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪

but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

Let's get out of here.

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

But if we're gonna make this work...

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

I think it's time I make a toast.

Absolutely not.

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

[crowd exclaims]

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

I know you didn't.

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

Just feels weird, you know?

- Your new vibe is high-status cunt. - [groans]

who cares? [chuckles]

What happened to him?

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

Something he can't spin his way out of.

- [chimes] - I want to expose him.

[fake moans] So good.

So... [chuckles]

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

- [Tara] Higher. - Let's go.

for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

You could play with yourself.

♪ Dream to me ♪

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

[mischievous music plays]