Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

- [chimes] - I want to expose him.

who cares? [chuckles]

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

What happened to him?

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

I know you didn't.

- Hmm? - Nothing.

[fake moans] So good.

but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

You could play with yourself.

[crowd exclaims]

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

[mischievous music plays]

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

Absolutely not.

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

is because I genuinely thought...

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

- ♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ - [phone chimes]

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

I think it's time I make a toast.

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

[Drea] You're a psycho.

I don't do cocaine!

- He deserved it. - [Russ] No, not him.

so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

- Your new vibe is high-status cunt. - [groans]

Montana, shut up.

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

The headmaster was right.

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

[elevator dings]

- [Eleanor] Just do it. - No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

[Max and Tara laugh]

And then what did you do? You used me.

- Sorry. - [laptop closes]

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

my parents still call the shots,

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

- [Eleanor] Oh. - Where did you get it? Can I have it?

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

- [glass tinkling] - [male voice] Shh.

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

- [Max kisses] - Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

♪ Dream to me ♪

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

You're not serious?

So... [chuckles]

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

Just feels weird, you know?

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

So, here's the plan.

Yeah, she came out to me,

- [Tara] Higher. - Let's go.

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

just clap already !!

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

Because that's what it cost you.

Something he can't spin his way out of.

But I had a job to do.

I love you, Drea!

I wish it could have been different.

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

And before I start my share,

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

It's Eleanor now.

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

I'm sorry. Drea is...

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

Yeah, we've met before.

But if we're gonna make this work...

♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

Do I really have to wear this?

It's not working!

Don't you wanna make her pay?

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

- Hey. Hey. - Eleanor, this is my family.

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

And then I sent it to the entire school.

- You really want me to? - Yeah.

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

You were no one.

but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

♪ La-la-la ♪

I thought you might like to know

Good morning, Rosehill students.

Are you listening to yourself right now?

Let's get out of here.

- [girls] Ooh. - [crowd applauds and cheers]

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

- [scoffs] - Baby, come on. I would never do this.

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

- Are you threatening her? - [Max] Fucker!

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

Do you go to school with us?

It really means a lot.

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

But... you know he leaked that video.

- [Max] I was in the library. - What is that? Anyone know what this is?

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.