Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But my metric is a little different.

Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

So, is the cat out of the bag?

How are you doing?

Happy New Year's. But first,

Well, bye, Dre.

and... it was great.

Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.

Do some K. Don't be a narc.

[mischievous music continues]

When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,

♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪

Should we tell her?

["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays]

I'd hide from my party too if I could.

You don't understand.

And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.

I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

is you don't even remember doing this to me.

Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.

Stay lost as long as you can.

You're absolutely right.

[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

and destroy their futures.

There are messages here from a girl in every clique.

Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.

I don't wanna make her pay.

I really like you too.

And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?

♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪

No. No, I knew. Yeah.

from your senior class president, Max Broussard.

and catch a Godard flick if you want to... ditch the suck-fest.

Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,

[laughs] Thank you.

Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.

This is bullshit.

I really like you.

and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

and I finally talked to her,

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

I love you too.

No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.

Get out of my house.

Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

♪ See about it, down the road ♪

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

Tonight was really cute and everything,

So I told you I loved you.

but hey, I think they're both working for her.

Um, I actually really like this.

Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

[mischievous music intensifies]

♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪

that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.

Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

[sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?

It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,

♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪

How do you even know about that?

Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.

- Hmm. - Hang in there, okay?

- Oh my fucking God! - [Max] Hey!

Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,

and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,

You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,

I know. So ominous.

to light someone's hair on fire?

and the icing on this unsavory cake,

♪ Everyone is... ♪

That was not obvious.

and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.

and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.

No, we're in the library.

[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

♪ You want the girl With the small waist... ♪

- The new fits, blond hair. - Hmm.

You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability

Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,

They always get away scot-free.

It's Carissa Jones.

How dare you? Heartbreaking.

but it was just too late now.

I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

- Step the fuck back. - Fuck you.