Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

Um, I gotta go. Thank you, Derek.

I really like you too.

Do some K. Don't be a narc.

Speaking of, I'm ready to see those texts.

and destroy their futures.

You don't understand.

Get out of my house.

- The new fits, blond hair. - Hmm.

Well, bye, Dre.

[mischievous music intensifies]

This is bullshit.

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

♪ She's so soft like silk chiffon ♪

[mischievous music continues]

to light someone's hair on fire?

It's embarrassing enough that she's our age and works here,

- Hmm. - Hang in there, okay?

that Max Broussard has been expelled from Rosehill effective immediately.

No, we're in the library.

Lin-Manuel Miranda sent a cease and desist.

she left her DivaCup in the middle of the cafeteria in protest.

- Oh my fucking God! - [Max] Hey!

I swear to God. I don't even do coke!

and you are gonna push them to do the craziest shit they have ever done.

and it felt like dipping my toe in Dante's eighth circle of hell.

They always get away scot-free.

but hey, I think they're both working for her.

Um, this is Drea Torres. You fixed my teal Mitsubishi earlier this year.

- Step the fuck back. - Fuck you.

No, no, no, no. Max is in his safe space. Yeah.

Um, I actually really like this.

♪ Everyone is... ♪

Happy New Year's. But first,

I think... I'm gonna join the Peace Corps.

How are you doing?

Eleanor, this is amazing. Girl, you crushed it. Great work.

No. No, I knew. Yeah.

Drea, Drea, Drea. [inhales]

Everything you've done, everything that's happened to you,

♪ Keeping it light like silk chiffon... ♪

And we're not concerned that Max is gonna realize we're manipulating him?

It's Carissa Jones.

[sighs] Do you think it's weird how we're having this party without her?

and catch a Godard flick if you want to... ditch the suck-fest.

I love you too.

♪ Don't waste my time, baby ♪

Hey, Russ? Show Drea the ropes?

Nah, but all this shit, it's just armor.

[Eleanor] This feels illegal.

But my metric is a little different.

but it was just too late now.

♪ See about it, down the road ♪

There are messages here from a girl in every clique.

[laughs] Thank you.

and I am so stoked to be part of the Next Gen 100,

Say goodbye to your daddy's Senate career.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

Like, here, mine is seeming incredibly secure of myself,

That was not obvious.

Yale was the only thing keeping me from going for his throat,

You know, he makes you feel so safe and protected,

And lots of core work, you know, Pilates, yoga.

So, is the cat out of the bag?

When I was 13, uh, I went to day camp with this girl,

from your senior class president, Max Broussard.

I don't wanna make her pay.

and I finally talked to her,

♪ Always said you were misunderstood ♪

How dare you? Heartbreaking.

You're absolutely right.

Should we tell her?

[whispers] Oh, don't cry.

is you don't even remember doing this to me.

Stay lost as long as you can.

Elliot Tanners, ladies and gentlemen.

["How's It Going to Be" by Third Eye Blind plays]

♪ You want the girl With the small waist... ♪

I know. So ominous.

Tonight was really cute and everything,

You know, I pride myself on having this uncanny ability

How do you even know about that?

Oh. The orgy usually starts around sundown.

So I told you I loved you.

But he was so game to get his side of the story out there.

I really like you.

[cheers] Yeah, Drea!

Elliot, you better not be putting on your goddamn music again, man.

and... it was great.

Bring your swimsuit, floaty. It's gonna be lit.

I'd hide from my party too if I could.

♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪

and I was prepared to burn it all to the ground.

and the icing on this unsavory cake,

Carissa was an easy target. I'm incredible with new people.