Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay?

because... most people, if they met a clone of themselves,

- A little video? - Yeah.

who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future.

I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.

this was a huge mistake.

It's been a long night, but you know what?

- [boy shouts indistinctly] - Be allies.

♪ Head spinning Oh no... ♪

they were never just gonna let you back into their group.

["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays]

Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with.

It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport.

and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay?

[Max] Please make this go away.

And later I was gonna murder you.

one of the best moments of my life.

Oh, wait. I did.

- Dre? - [crowd whispering indistinctly]

Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing?

They deserve to go down for what they did to us,

[exhales] But back to you two.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

[sighs] So, what are your plans?

It's rad. Don't get me wrong.

I'm really glad you were down to hang.

- ♪ See you later ♪ - Who are you texting?

[whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders.

[Eleanor] Nice view, Max.

I was deciding between this and Elsa,

but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person.

[in singsong] Let's go!

I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego.

♪ It's a shame ♪

and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives.

[Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon.

- Nope. - [scoffs]

Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable.

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

If I went after Max and lost my scholarship,

♪ Impossible to ignore ♪

I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera.

- You did this for me? - Of course. You're our friend.

When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,

She's not dead.

What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?

There's never been any evidence.

- [Eleanor] Max? - [Max] No. You're a beautiful boy.

Um... Nice to see you ladies.

There's this knot in my chest...

- [laughs] - [gasps]

I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college.

She had the nose job and the name change,

My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work.

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

that should have been extremely simple.

[woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted

Let's do revenge.

how violating it is to have your information leaked like that.

Are you stalking me?

♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ But I don't mind... ♪

Much better. Thank you.

["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays]

- Really? - Yeah.

you steal Max's phone and get us those texts.

If we can accomplish that,

[girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue?

I got you to make that video.

♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪

I'm telling you, she's innocent!

Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec?

Oh, so this is my fault?

Which is the source of the problem,

[upbeat music plays]

- No. For sure no. - Eleanor.

[tense music plays]

Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone.

[man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug.

- Fuck you, Max. We're over. - Goddamn it.

says that hurt people hurt people,

I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here.

your memories of this place.

And it wasn't Erica Norman,

I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so...

- Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. - [Tara laughs]

Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves.

- I didn't know that you go here now. - I do. I, um...

That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right?

And I knew you wouldn't.

Wait. How did you get in...

Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

♪ In her dad's new car ♪

[Eleanor] I did it.

If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."

It's all right.

You really had that pent-up, huh?

So, do you remember Erica Norman?

What's going on?

I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm,

Did Yale reject me?

Nothing. I... [chuckles]

No. It's all really understated.

Russ, I think we've been drugged.

I didn't realize how much power he wielded.

Which is what I had to do to you.

and I'm worried it's the same issue.

So, I'm sorry, Eleanor...

This was our spot.

So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max.

Be careful with them.

but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together.

- Thank you. - [clears throat] Okay, ready?

I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.

But right now, in this moment,

I've been coming here a lot since... Carissa got expelled.

♪ La-la-la ♪

Then what do you wanna be?

♪ You made me hate this city ♪

[Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami?

What's going on?

It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time.

[sighs]...Drea...

In fact, the most special someone in your life is you.

[steps approaching]

- Yeah. - Thanks.

♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh... ♪

that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list.

What are you gonna do now?

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

What the fuck was that?