Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

But right now, in this moment,

Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable.

- ♪ See you later ♪ - Who are you texting?

Are you stalking me?

["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays]

Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves.

It's been a long night, but you know what?

Oh, wait. I did.

[Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon.

Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh... ♪

[Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami?

Which is what I had to do to you.

Much better. Thank you.

If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."

If I went after Max and lost my scholarship,

says that hurt people hurt people,

how violating it is to have your information leaked like that.

What's going on?

It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work.

What are you gonna do now?

I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera.

- [laughs] - [gasps]

- Nope. - [scoffs]

- [boy shouts indistinctly] - Be allies.

I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm,

Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone.

I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.

When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

[Eleanor] I did it.

I got you to make that video.

- Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. - [Tara laughs]

If we can accomplish that,

And it wasn't Erica Norman,

♪ Head spinning Oh no... ♪

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

Um... Nice to see you ladies.

- No. For sure no. - Eleanor.

Which is the source of the problem,

Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay?

[sighs] So, what are your plans?

I'm telling you, she's innocent!

they were never just gonna let you back into their group.

No. It's all really understated.

There's never been any evidence.

Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with.

and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives.

[man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug.

I didn't realize how much power he wielded.

this was a huge mistake.

but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person.

- Really? - Yeah.

Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing?

you steal Max's phone and get us those texts.

[woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted

I'm really glad you were down to hang.

♪ But I don't mind... ♪

Be careful with them.

This was our spot.

- Dre? - [crowd whispering indistinctly]

your memories of this place.

In fact, the most special someone in your life is you.

My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend.

Then what do you wanna be?

Did Yale reject me?

and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay?

- Fuck you, Max. We're over. - Goddamn it.

Let's do revenge.

[sighs]...Drea...

It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time.

[girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue?

Russ, I think we've been drugged.

one of the best moments of my life.

They deserve to go down for what they did to us,

[steps approaching]

And I knew you wouldn't.

but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together.

that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

There's this knot in my chest...

because... most people, if they met a clone of themselves,

I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here.

[upbeat music plays]

- Thank you. - [clears throat] Okay, ready?

She's not dead.

♪ In her dad's new car ♪

It's all right.

[Eleanor] Nice view, Max.

["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays]

I was deciding between this and Elsa,

that should have been extremely simple.

♪ It's a shame ♪

She had the nose job and the name change,

It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport.

Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec?

who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future.

What's going on?

[in singsong] Let's go!

So, do you remember Erica Norman?

- I didn't know that you go here now. - I do. I, um...

and I'm worried it's the same issue.

I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so...

♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪

I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.

Oh, so this is my fault?

♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪

What the fuck was that?

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

- Yeah. - Thanks.

It's rad. Don't get me wrong.

I've been coming here a lot since... Carissa got expelled.

- A little video? - Yeah.

♪ Impossible to ignore ♪

[tense music plays]

I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego.

I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college.

- You did this for me? - Of course. You're our friend.

- [Eleanor] Max? - [Max] No. You're a beautiful boy.

♪ La-la-la ♪

And later I was gonna murder you.

Nothing. I... [chuckles]

So, I'm sorry, Eleanor...

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right?

You really had that pent-up, huh?

So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max.

[exhales] But back to you two.

[Max] Please make this go away.

♪ You made me hate this city ♪

Wait. How did you get in...

[whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders.