Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah? Nice jacket.

I don't need your pity, Eleanor.

Why the fuck are you laughing?

You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.

and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift.

High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it.

- [sighs] - No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.

And I will regret what I did to you forever.

Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please.

If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you.

- [phone line rings] - [man on phone] Paul's Auto.

But I found that throwing paint at these canvases

Give me a break, Drea.

- [crowd cheers] - Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.

I'm not helping you.

When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.

...you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy.

- [chuckles] - Oh shit.

Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online,

♪ Hold me tight... ♪

Channel that anger into getting what you want.

I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing?

I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

[Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up.

Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.

- Elliot, where's the remote, man? - I don't know.

but we can't go after them ourselves.

♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪

So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um...

you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer.

Cell phones away.

Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."

My parents had to send me to a treatment center.

I... felt like I was caught in between the whole thing,

[Eleanor] Cool.

This was just a fun surprise.

And... I dig it.

You're free, Drea.

Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right.

Absolutely not.

Remember what Dr. Gratch said.

- Fuck. - So, um...

I think you're lucky.

- Drea! - What's up?

the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League.

Shocking! I'm shocked!

I love your hat.

Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation?

You probably poisoned it, Nora.

Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here!

All of them. [laughs]

- Thank you. - [crowd cheers]

[Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic.

[car engine chugging]

♪...who salutes, but no one ever does... ♪

[echoes] Hello?

[mischievous music plays]

None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude.

♪...silk dress dancing in the wind... ♪

[whispers] Sorry.

- [girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. - [phone chimes]

[Meghan] Let's take a picture!

You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy.

Are you on mushrooms?

[man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you.

who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

- Hey! - [crowd cheers]

- So what are you doing here? - I came to see a friend.

Yeah, they're so fun.

It's quite the trifecta.

- Enjoy senior year! - Why didn't you tell me?

Although, you are a frigid bitch.

[Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great.

Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year.

What's going on?

♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere... ♪

It was a violation of my privacy.

♪ It's a shame ♪

♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪

and I was contemplating ditching.

[Drea] I'm Drea Torres,

I had nothing holding me back,

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪

of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived.

I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year.

And, like, not in a good way.

I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa,

[inhales] Oh no.

And listen, we love you,

Except, you know, with trauma.

Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot?

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ We're the kids ♪

and I don't think you wanna hurt me either.

- 'Cause she's dead. - ♪ Inside of the CVS ♪

I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted.

You ready to be my woman on the inside?

♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪

but neither was being a social pariah.

how much you mean to us

- [Tara] Please! - My pupils are huge.

we have to fix...

♪ I have to praise you ♪

[boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer.

[inhales and exhales] Hey.

It was... awful.

What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling.

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪

You think that I can't doctor an admissions email?

♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪

♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪

- We're gonna kill him. - [thunder rumbling]

Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.

You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?"

But that's the thing.

I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year.

Oh my fucking God.

What else would it be about?

We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying

Then, while everyone's tripping balls,

- [boy kisses and groans] - [Drea laughs]

["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays]

♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪