Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪

Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

- [phone line rings] - [man on phone] Paul's Auto.

Then, while everyone's tripping balls,

[car engine chugging]

Remember what Dr. Gratch said.

I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing?

the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League.

♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪

[mischievous music plays]

Shocking! I'm shocked!

- We're gonna kill him. - [thunder rumbling]

When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.

What else would it be about?

and I was contemplating ditching.

- So what are you doing here? - I came to see a friend.

[Drea] I'm Drea Torres,

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪

All of them. [laughs]

♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪

Channel that anger into getting what you want.

♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere... ♪

Cell phones away.

Yeah, they're so fun.

Although, you are a frigid bitch.

Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation?

You think that I can't doctor an admissions email?

You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy.

[whispers] Sorry.

Absolutely not.

[inhales] Oh no.

What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling.

I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year.

It's quite the trifecta.

What's going on?

♪...silk dress dancing in the wind... ♪

[Meghan] Let's take a picture!

♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪

♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪

Give me a break, Drea.

And I will regret what I did to you forever.

♪...who salutes, but no one ever does... ♪

I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year.

But that's the thing.

- [chuckles] - Oh shit.

[Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great.

of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived.

And, like, not in a good way.

you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer.

And... I dig it.

Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.

I love your hat.

Oh my fucking God.

Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please.

High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it.

I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted.

My parents had to send me to a treatment center.

You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.

- [boy kisses and groans] - [Drea laughs]

- 'Cause she's dead. - ♪ Inside of the CVS ♪

[echoes] Hello?

who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

- [sighs] - No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.

[inhales and exhales] Hey.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot?

♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪

You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?"

how much you mean to us

You ready to be my woman on the inside?

Except, you know, with trauma.

You're free, Drea.

It was a violation of my privacy.

Are you on mushrooms?

...you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy.

Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.

We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying

and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift.

and I don't think you wanna hurt me either.

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ We're the kids ♪

So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um...

But I found that throwing paint at these canvases

[Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up.

- Enjoy senior year! - Why didn't you tell me?

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪

Why the fuck are you laughing?

♪ It's a shame ♪

I don't need your pity, Eleanor.

- Thank you. - [crowd cheers]

but we can't go after them ourselves.

Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online,

Yeah? Nice jacket.

I... felt like I was caught in between the whole thing,

Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it.

[boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer.

If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you.

I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa,

It was... awful.

[Eleanor] Cool.

Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year.

I had nothing holding me back,

- [girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. - [phone chimes]

- Hey! - [crowd cheers]

we have to fix...

[man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you.

I'm not helping you.

[Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic.

- [Tara] Please! - My pupils are huge.

- Elliot, where's the remote, man? - I don't know.

Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."

I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here!

- Fuck. - So, um...

but neither was being a social pariah.

And listen, we love you,

None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude.

♪ Hold me tight... ♪

- Drea! - What's up?

I think you're lucky.

- [crowd cheers] - Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.

["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays]

You probably poisoned it, Nora.

This was just a fun surprise.