Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[cries] You framed her.

♪ Be bored with mine ♪

He's banging a girl in every clique.

[tense music intensifies]

and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.

Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.

- ♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪ - [crowd applauds]

Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪

I'm sorry. Who are you?

[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

if I could go back in time to when we were kids...

Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her,

You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,

to some archaic idea of what the best means.

But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you... you didn't.

[Montana] You're so pretty.

And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,

Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?

[Montana laughs]

So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,

I just used to be so afraid

♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪

I know what you were doing.

- Um, you know, they... restore peace. - Mm-hmm.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

It just really helps sometimes.

Carissa, right?

I know that sound. You're bricked.

- [scoffs] - ♪ You ruined everything good ♪

Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.

And you brought a bathing suit.

with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.

Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

- [Eleanor sighs] - [Max groans]

Fucking help me find it!

♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪

♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪

You mean Max's friends?

[whispers] Let's go.

[sighs] Very good.

She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper

about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.

and there was no gratitude from you.

Which is about the worst answer I could give.

Oh. You didn't know?

Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner

You really are the devil.

My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago

Why don't I know you?

And those texts on Max's phone... You more than anyone should know

It's an artist collective.

Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work

Wait. How much are we cutting?

But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention

So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?

♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪

I think it's pretty obvious.

Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke

I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.

- [laughs] - ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

- What's going on in that head of yours? - Hmm?

♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪

I didn't know you were an artist.

- [giggling in the distance] - [Eleanor] Drea?

Oh, you're dead.

♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪

He leaked that video.

You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"

[man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

- Bye. - Bye. See you next summer.

I know it feels like hell, but... [inhales deeply]

You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.

Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

Uh, we could get caught.

it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,

She turned me into this predator.

And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.

How're you feeling?

Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

- Fuck. - ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

[inhales, exhales]

So, what do you think?

♪ She said I got her... ♪

♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪

♪ That's how it feels ♪

But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,

- Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - [Russ] Mm-hmm.

After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.

that you also did the Peace Corps summer program.

This sucks shit!

♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪

♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪

You just have, like, a really... [chuckles] ...weird energy.

After all I've been through,

What do you wanna do?

I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

She actually goes to Rosehill.

- [laughing] - [Eleanor] Oh my God.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

Every year, there's this epic party.

And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.

Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.

No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.

Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem.

- Pray for Erica. - Yeah.

Now, this... this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.

- Yo, you made it. - Hi.

You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.

♪ To my mother or friends ♪

There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.

We love you, Max!