Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

and there was no gratitude from you.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

Uh, we could get caught.

You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.

He leaked that video.

if I could go back in time to when we were kids...

But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,

Which is about the worst answer I could give.

And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪

I know that sound. You're bricked.

I think it's pretty obvious.

And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.

♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪

Oh, you're dead.

Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

It just really helps sometimes.

My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago

Oh. You didn't know?

You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,

- Bye. - Bye. See you next summer.

with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.

Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

♪ She said I got her... ♪

Now, this... this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.

♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪

So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?

Wait. How much are we cutting?

You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.

[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,

It's an artist collective.

And you brought a bathing suit.

No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.

Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?

Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem.

♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪

There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.

Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.

Every year, there's this epic party.

You just have, like, a really... [chuckles] ...weird energy.

♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪

The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner

- Fuck. - ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

[man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.

♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪

♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪

Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work

She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper

- [scoffs] - ♪ You ruined everything good ♪

I didn't know you were an artist.

Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,

Why don't I know you?

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪

After all I've been through,

[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

Carissa, right?

You really are the devil.

You mean Max's friends?

♪ Be bored with mine ♪

Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

- Um, you know, they... restore peace. - Mm-hmm.

And those texts on Max's phone... You more than anyone should know

How're you feeling?

She actually goes to Rosehill.

[cries] You framed her.

- Yo, you made it. - Hi.

She turned me into this predator.

- Pray for Erica. - Yeah.

I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke

- [laughing] - [Eleanor] Oh my God.

[Montana] You're so pretty.

[Montana laughs]

that you also did the Peace Corps summer program.

- What's going on in that head of yours? - Hmm?

[whispers] Let's go.

♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪

I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,

♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪

But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you... you didn't.

- [Eleanor sighs] - [Max groans]

Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.

Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.

♪ That's how it feels ♪

What do you wanna do?

And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.

about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.

- Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - [Russ] Mm-hmm.

♪ To my mother or friends ♪

I know it feels like hell, but... [inhales deeply]

We love you, Max!

and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.

Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"

I know what you were doing.

She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

to some archaic idea of what the best means.

I just used to be so afraid

[inhales, exhales]

[tense music intensifies]

I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

So, what do you think?

- [giggling in the distance] - [Eleanor] Drea?

But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention

[sighs] Very good.

Fucking help me find it!

- [laughs] - ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

He's banging a girl in every clique.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.

Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her,

- ♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪ - [crowd applauds]

I'm sorry. Who are you?

After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.

This sucks shit!