Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter.

It's where Carissa grows her special crops.

[Drea] Where are you going with this, Max?

You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party.

- Yay! - It feels so problematic.

Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color.

Carissa, you bad girl.

Fucking everything!

I love you, and I love this party.

You guys, I can't believe she actually came back.

She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her.

It is, but it's fun!

but it was open season now.

♪ Always be around ♪

[Max] Where are you?

[Max] Thank you, guys.

And I thought, with everything you've been through,

The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona.

He wouldn't do that, Drea.

But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh?

You're welcome.

[Eleanor] It takes one to know one.

Yeah, I know Drea.

I'm interesting,

Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything.

You're just like me.

we can get away with this.

You're the only one. [scoffs]

[man] We have an announcement

Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up.

This is my birthday party?

I guess you have to now.

So simple, so fun.

I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space.

["Move" by TOBi continues]

to absolutely annihilate the both of you.

What's going on here?

[Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events,

I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know,

really helped me channel my rage.

I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative.

I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon.

- Yeah! - Mmm. Oh, stop.

♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪

due, in large part, to you.

It's kind of hard to forget your first crush.

- Drea? - I'm good.

...you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old.

[loudly]...we're hysterical!

she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army.

No social media. No phones.

I meant to text you.

...one of the steps in my recovery program

[scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun.

But Ellie's one of us now.

The only times I ever felt happy this year...

the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp.

I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others.

My therapist told me to get a puppy,

- This okay? - [Max] Mm-hmm.

I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll

It really sucks.

Drea. What do you mean, "who"?

I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,

You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now?

Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct

Can I please be excused?

- I know. I know. - Good. Oh my God.

and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher,

- [tires squealing] - [crashing loudly]

Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room

[Eleanor] It's complicated.

Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail.

- Even the carrots? - Every last one of them.

Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.

My mom is a nurse

And, you know, for the record,

♪ I have to praise you ♪

I love Saunders.

I just did their literary arts summer program.

Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard.

so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion

You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?

♪ That you always will be around ♪

So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa.

- [Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. - [laughs]

everyone cares about status.

- You gonna shank us? - Oh no. I wouldn't...

You'll never get away with this.

the optics of that aren't great.

Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.

someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.

Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.

When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are,

I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie,

I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school.

the way last year ended was so...

♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪

I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap.

You seriously don't remember?

Uh, because I'm not capable?

and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out

Oh, by the way,

I just figured that you should have it this year.

[girl 3 laughs]

I feel like I got hit by a car.

Well, I think you handled that very well.

Ready to take them down?

Sit down, Elliot.

I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running

♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪

Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all

[whispers] Okay.

It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year

[Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work.

[boy shouting indistinctly]

and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free.

[echoes] ♪ Round... ♪

[Erica] Jessica! Do something!

I love your ear balls.

Yeah. [sighs] I think so.

Moving before senior year?

Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup.