Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[echoes] ♪ Round... ♪

Ready to take them down?

It's where Carissa grows her special crops.

- [tires squealing] - [crashing loudly]

I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space.

Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard.

...you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old.

I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school.

- Yeah! - Mmm. Oh, stop.

Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color.

She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her.

we can get away with this.

Yeah, I know Drea.

You guys, I can't believe she actually came back.

Fucking everything!

[whispers] Okay.

Can I please be excused?

- I know. I know. - Good. Oh my God.

He wouldn't do that, Drea.

And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter.

[Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events,

[Eleanor] It's complicated.

My mom is a nurse

- This okay? - [Max] Mm-hmm.

I love you, and I love this party.

You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?

the way last year ended was so...

I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative.

I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,

the optics of that aren't great.

but it was open season now.

...one of the steps in my recovery program

- Yay! - It feels so problematic.

- Even the carrots? - Every last one of them.

♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪

My therapist told me to get a puppy,

Drea. What do you mean, "who"?

I just did their literary arts summer program.

I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap.

You're welcome.

It is, but it's fun!

♪ Always be around ♪

[Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work.

You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party.

[scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun.

[man] We have an announcement

Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup.

Yeah. [sighs] I think so.

- You gonna shank us? - Oh no. I wouldn't...

You seriously don't remember?

Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up.

Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.

I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know,

she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army.

and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out

and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher,

It really sucks.

Moving before senior year?

I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll

I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others.

♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪

I meant to text you.

I feel like I got hit by a car.

You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now?

I love your ear balls.

This is my birthday party?

Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail.

But Ellie's one of us now.

[Eleanor] It takes one to know one.

And I thought, with everything you've been through,

and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free.

♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪

No social media. No phones.

[loudly]...we're hysterical!

due, in large part, to you.

everyone cares about status.

- [Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. - [laughs]

So simple, so fun.

What's going on here?

The only times I ever felt happy this year...

When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are,

Oh, by the way,

[girl 3 laughs]

[Erica] Jessica! Do something!

I just figured that you should have it this year.

I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie,

I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon.

♪ That you always will be around ♪

Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.

Carissa, you bad girl.

so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion

Uh, because I'm not capable?

I'm interesting,

- Drea? - I'm good.

I guess you have to now.

Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything.

["Move" by TOBi continues]

The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona.

Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.

[Max] Where are you?

to absolutely annihilate the both of you.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

I love Saunders.

Sit down, Elliot.

Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year

But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh?

It's kind of hard to forget your first crush.

really helped me channel my rage.

Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room

So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa.

You're the only one. [scoffs]

I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all

[Max] Thank you, guys.

[Drea] Where are you going with this, Max?

You'll never get away with this.

And, you know, for the record,

someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.

You're just like me.

[boy shouting indistinctly]

the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp.

Well, I think you handled that very well.

I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running

Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct