Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Moving before senior year?

You're welcome.

Yeah, I know Drea.

And, you know, for the record,

[echoes] ♪ Round... ♪

I'm glad to see you. I wasn't sure you'd be back after, you know,

someone sent her the Thorn piece detailing your assault on Mr. Broussard.

["Move" by TOBi continues]

And the only way in is your Ivy acceptance letter.

I would. 'Cause all this shit, it's so performative.

Y'all, we're young. We're fluid.

the optics of that aren't great.

[girl 3 laughs]

[Eleanor] In a shocking twist of events,

Oh my God, Meghan! Why is it always your first instinct

Can I please be excused?

- I know. I know. - Good. Oh my God.

Championing Female-Identifying Students League, Max Broussard.

[whispers] Okay.

It's kind of hard to forget your first crush.

Rich white girl ruins life of scholarship student of color.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

♪ And I'm so tired that I might ♪

I feel like I got hit by a car.

You seriously don't remember?

I just figured that you should have it this year.

[Eleanor] Getting a girl's attention requires weeks if not months of work.

Carissa, you bad girl.

Drea. What do you mean, "who"?

What's going on here?

And I thought, with everything you've been through,

I want her to stuff me like a taxidermy doll

You guys, I can't believe she actually came back.

[Drea] Where are you going with this, Max?

When you wear these rings, I want you to remember that you are,

The only times I ever felt happy this year...

Yeah, and now I'm happy with you again. Keep up.

[Max] Thank you, guys.

[boy shouting indistinctly]

really helped me channel my rage.

but it was open season now.

I love that for you. We're gonna take care of her soon.

- [Tara] Meghan, don't scare her. - [laughs]

Ready to take them down?

so I'm gonna use all the resources at my discretion

Because I want to get her, but I don't want to send her to jail.

♪ That you always will be around ♪

- Yeah! - Mmm. Oh, stop.

I love your ear balls.

You're just like me.

He wouldn't do that, Drea.

[loudly]...we're hysterical!

- Drea? - I'm good.

I was barely going 20 miles per hour. It was a love tap.

Yeah. [sighs] I think so.

This is my birthday party?

Oh, by the way,

You're gonna hook up with both Broussards?

...you are never more alive than when you're 17 years old.

You'll never get away with this.

due, in large part, to you.

[Eleanor] It takes one to know one.

It's where Carissa grows her special crops.

everyone cares about status.

Hmm. I was gonna hole up in the screening room

I'm gonna get him to admit once and for all

No social media. No phones.

I'm interesting,

I was a Billie Jean King in a sea of Maria Sharapovas,

- You gonna shank us? - Oh no. I wouldn't...

the girl I allegedly framed at tennis camp.

I love you, and I love this party.

But, hey, come on. Get the party going, huh?

I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire year at this school.

But Ellie's one of us now.

So, I told Vice Principal Norris what I did to Carissa.

she saw you buy your dress at Salvation Army.

I meant to text you.

[scoffs] What? My brother is not that fun.

Sit down, Elliot.

we can get away with this.

Well, I think you handled that very well.

You guys, can we all just look at Eleanor right now?

- Even the carrots? - Every last one of them.

So simple, so fun.

It really sucks.

...one of the steps in my recovery program

Tara and Max are ethically nonmonogamous.

- Yay! - It feels so problematic.

You're the only one. [scoffs]

[Erica] Jessica! Do something!

- [tires squealing] - [crashing loudly]

My therapist told me to get a puppy,

♪ Always be around ♪

and he and his tiny little dick get away scot-free.

She's been ignoring me all year. I almost didn't recognize her.

and I overheard someone just verbally eviscerating a teacher,

I mean, as a disciple of the '90s teen movie,

You are so much cooler than any of those dodos going to Max's party.

Well, we're not having sex. You can go fuck yourself. Have fun.

Everyone loves him, which means he can get away with anything.

It just so happens that I have to do mandatory community service this year

to absolutely annihilate the both of you.

My mom is a nurse

Fucking everything!

Oh, I'm a piece of shit?

I guess you have to now.

[Max] Where are you?

the way last year ended was so...

♪ That's a blessing when you find Find a goner for the ride ♪

[Eleanor] It's complicated.

and then Drea hatches this plan, but then you come to find out

I should've guessed it because your vibe is definitely all about helping others.

The ultimate manic pixie dream boy, Max has a meticulously curated persona.

It is, but it's fun!

[man] We have an announcement

I am so happy we get to talk about the profile you're running

Uh, because I'm not capable?

I just wanna thank everyone for this safe space.

Cell phones are surrendered at the entrance from sundown to sunup.

I just did their literary arts summer program.

- This okay? - [Max] Mm-hmm.

I love Saunders.

♪ I don't relate to you, no ♪