Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's been really tough for me without her.

You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?

But after she kamikazed into my birthday party,

Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her

Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside?

- Come on. Have some. - No, I'm good.

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[Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece.

Oh. They have to pay.

but Drea said no.

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get.

- ["Move" by TOBi plays] - [doorbell rings]

I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now?

You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer.

Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now.

What is this place?

It's called double assurance, sweetie.

when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing

I love Eleanor.

How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm.

We're casting spells tonight, bitches.

Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?

Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now.

did I make revenge mommy proud?

I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but...

Are you all right?

[tense music plays]

I really wanted this to work,

[Eleanor] Dodos.

- And, uh... - [girls talking indistinctly]

♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪

I don’t even do lit I don’t know what that is

♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪

♪ You're everything to me ♪

Just checking on you.

["Deceptacon" continues]

It's important that the girls covet your look.

Who wants a bite of me?

[Russ] Shit, um...

I've lost everything, Eleanor.

I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down.

Fuck you, Eleanor!

I really thought I was different than them.

and I just thought, "Who is that?"

Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes.

I didn't sleep anymore.

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues]

[Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist.

And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.

So nice seeing you outside the farm.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

♪ You want a part of me... ♪

it's brought you to this moment.

[Drea] What's that?

Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember?

Everybody's fucking gay. I just...

I need to get her keys.

[Meghan laughs] What is she doing here?

when you wear these rings,

Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud.

[Drea breathes heavily]

Why don't you transfer?

Come on, ladies.

Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends.

I love you. I'm gagged.

Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl.

Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs.

[Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life,

[Carissa] Nora.

has to be reduced to such petty name-calling.

♪ And oh, my dreams ♪

Thank God I was sitting on a towel.

And if you have any altercations with Max,

Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you,

Carissa really did a number on you, huh?

♪ A totally amazing mind ♪

and you wanna impress me.

Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back.

I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever.

I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa.

[Drea] Good. He'll look even worse.

More than friends.

and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right?

all I can think is...

♪ So go be shady ♪

♪ We're the kids in America... ♪

Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself?

Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it,

[Max] There we go!

Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves

- Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. - [Tara] Mm-hmm.

I've always been very intrigued by what you do here.

I have a shot with Max.

and editor of The Thorn.

Love you, buddy!

[Tara] Happy birthday.

She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties.

- She likes choosing violence. - No. No one is choosing violence.

♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪

♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪

None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay?

Feminist, my ass, you know?

in today's Thorn.

but I was more DIY.

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends]

Now I find out you were pretending?

but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls.

who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman.

to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need.

♪ Summer's for the girls... ♪

Soon, Drea would be annihilated.

Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale.

[thunder rumbling]

Hey, guys, this is... this is a joke. I don't know what this is.

- Yeah? - Oh my God.

but I hadn't told anyone yet.

[tense music plays]

Stay here, baby. [sniffs]

I know it's bad,

["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays]

♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪

["CYBAH" by Syd plays]

- Eleanor, come back! - [Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora.

and you're calling me Nora.

♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪

maybe it could help you too.

Especially now that Tara and I are dating.