Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody's fucking gay. I just...

♪ We're the kids in America... ♪

["Deceptacon" continues]

but I hadn't told anyone yet.

and you wanna impress me.

♪ You're everything to me ♪

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪

- And, uh... - [girls talking indistinctly]

We're casting spells tonight, bitches.

[Carissa] Nora.

[Drea] What's that?

Come on, ladies.

Fuck you, Eleanor!

Who wants a bite of me?

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues]

I really wanted this to work,

and I just thought, "Who is that?"

- Come on. Have some. - No, I'm good.

I've always been very intrigued by what you do here.

when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing

♪ So go be shady ♪

How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm.

♪ You want a part of me... ♪

Now I find out you were pretending?

I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down.

[Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece.

What is this place?

[Meghan laughs] What is she doing here?

None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay?

More than friends.

[Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life,

Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud.

it's brought you to this moment.

Hey, guys, this is... this is a joke. I don't know what this is.

Why don't you transfer?

- Yeah? - Oh my God.

- ["Move" by TOBi plays] - [doorbell rings]

♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪

[Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist.

It's important that the girls covet your look.

- She likes choosing violence. - No. No one is choosing violence.

So nice seeing you outside the farm.

Stay here, baby. [sniffs]

and editor of The Thorn.

["CYBAH" by Syd plays]

Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside?

Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?

Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back.

and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right?

Soon, Drea would be annihilated.

Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends.

Love you, buddy!

["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays]

I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa.

when you wear these rings,

[tense music plays]

But after she kamikazed into my birthday party,

[Eleanor] Dodos.

I love you. I'm gagged.

I didn't sleep anymore.

It's been really tough for me without her.

but Drea said no.

I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now?

but I was more DIY.

[thunder rumbling]

Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you,

[Max] There we go!

I have a shot with Max.

I need to get her keys.

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪

I really thought I was different than them.

And if you have any altercations with Max,

[tense music plays]

♪ And oh, my dreams ♪

in today's Thorn.

Oh. They have to pay.

has to be reduced to such petty name-calling.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs.

[Russ] Shit, um...

[Tara] Happy birthday.

- Eleanor, come back! - [Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora.

♪ Summer's for the girls... ♪

all I can think is...

I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but...

Just checking on you.

Carissa really did a number on you, huh?

Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself?

- Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. - [Tara] Mm-hmm.

who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world.

I've lost everything, Eleanor.

Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now.

Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes.

Feminist, my ass, you know?

And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.

Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it,

did I make revenge mommy proud?

Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get.

but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls.

It's called double assurance, sweetie.

I don’t even do lit I don’t know what that is

I love Eleanor.

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends]

♪ A totally amazing mind ♪

Are you all right?

♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪

Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her

Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember?

You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer.

Thank God I was sitting on a towel.

[Drea breathes heavily]

Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl.

You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?

Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves

maybe it could help you too.

and you're calling me Nora.

Especially now that Tara and I are dating.

♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪

Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now.

[Drea] Good. He'll look even worse.

She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties.

I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever.

Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale.

♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪

I know it's bad,

The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman.

to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need.