Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and I stuck around just to let it sink in that she wished I hadn't come.
- I'll tell you some. - Yeah, I'm sure.
I guess this is it, no?
Do you believe in reincarnation?
- I should get on this one. - Right here. You wanna get on there?
I know.
Somebody's playing.
I like the idea of dancing as something everybody participates in.
Look at this. This is beautiful.
All right?
Yeah, well, you know, I haven't killed anyone lately.
I met somebody on my last night in Europe.
It's very subtle, but it's a new form of fascism, really.
...and it was a home birth, so he was there helping out.
Would you like that?
...to do these 24-hour documents of real time.
Oh, all right.
There's a lot of good things coming out of conflict.
...I think I'd rather die knowing...
I have this idea for a show that lasts 24 hours a day for a year straight.
...which shirt he's gonna wear that day...
Good luck.
I hadn't planned another...
And I was so unsure of myself.
...making some stupid joke.
I don't know anyone that would tell me...
And if you like it, if you like my poem...
I'll buy you a beer. Thank you.
Get off here in Vienna and come check out the town.
...who doesn't speak other languages, who has no culture. But I tried.
All right.
Ten thousand years ago, there's, like, two million people.
...it seems silly...
But if it suits them, then they'll tell you you're being unmanly.
Look at my parents.
You're Watching Team Umizoomi And Winona The Piglet On PBS KIDS!
And one of them says, "Hey, baby. Nice ass!"
Well, I was driving around with this buddy of mine.
...but I could shift my obsession if I would concentrate on bright colors.
There's even a listening booth.
Au revoir.
Everything we know is stardust.
...they're married.
Johann Gambolputty
- Yes, she is. - Oh, shit.
...they always go, "Oh, it's so French. It's so cute. "
On some level, women don't mind the idea of destroying a man.
- Let's go to some places. - Yeah, let's go to some places.
It's the only way, no?
We were at this summer camp together, and he was a swimmer.
I don't know.
How about you?
No. I'm not going to answer this question.
...and a three-minute sex scene where he falls asleep right after.
- I've heard of it. - You know Crystal?
- How about one year? - One year.
I was kind of giving him a favor.
I'm glad, because no one knows I'm here.
What about you?
If they are, that represents a 5000 to 1 split of each soul...
When the women are dancing and being all spiritual and stuff...
And I'd just be glad when something nice happens.
We just got into Vienna today, and we're looking for something fun to do.
You know what bus to take to the airport?
- Milk shake. - Milk shake? Oh, good.
And when the baby is born, they all dance in celebration.
See, you're officially kidding. But there's something to that.
I totally got over him, you know
...which is that...
The cow?
No, no. Wait a minute. Talking seriously here.
And he's so cute.
I know. It's not very adult.
...in the last 50,000 years, which is a blip in the Earth's time.
...to you and your husband to find out you're not missing anything.
May I ask you a question?
- Oh, shit. - What?
...as this escape for two people who don't know how to be alone.
I actually saw this one in a museum.
- You know... - Yeah, I know. Me too.
It's depressing, no?
Have you ever been in love?
Just an observation about Europe.
You have a dog? I love dogs.
Hi, dude. What's up?
You were like a boy walking by an ice-cream store...
He was almost crying saying that.
I was going to say, The poetry of day-to-day life.
- He's Austrian? He's from there? - No, No.