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Yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it.
Just for tonight.
...and do it in such a way that...
Hey, Frank. How you been? I'm glad you're home.
We should do some kind of handshake.
...and spend the summer with my girlfriend...
...it'll haunt me the rest of my life.
But was it totally unselfish, giving love?
...but who cares really?
I mean, I really can't complain about anything.
Money.
He's passing through. He's American. He's going back home tomorrow.
It's the same for us tonight, though.
There's breeds of monkeys, and all they do is have sex...
- Red wine. - Red wine. Right.
Do I?
- What kind of ideas? - Want to hear one?
Don't forget.
...strange men in the street...
Yeah? It's tiny.
It's like the environments...
It's not the appropriate place to tell it.
...and women lose hearing in the low end.
And he'd say, "Journalist. "
I think I can really fall in love when I know everything about someone.
Wait.
Love is a complex issue, you know?
And they sit me down and give me this big rap on how...
I hate it.
...they formed everything that is this world.
He had bleached-out chlorine hair and green eyes...
Well, I went to this Quaker wedding once...
You need to resign yourself to the awkwardness of life.
- What? - He probably didn't just write that.
It's just, usually, it's myself...
I'd probably be hanging around the airport...
...that he had spent all of his life thinking about his career.
I'm gonna call my friend in Paris...
If it had to be something, if I had to think about it...
But a guy taking money from a bank machine...
Like I'm in a dress rehearsal for a junior high play.
And it says that loving Takes this course
I'll wonder who else you're with. I'll miss you.
That's good. You're cured then.
I got a poem.
But I hope you don't take that any more seriously...
- It's fine here? - Yeah, this is good.
And even if they don't believe in it in some specific way...
...and what might've happened if you'd picked up with one of them.
...are stronger than the people.
He couldn't get it out of his head.
If she'd known him, he'd have disappointed her eventually.
Vienna? What's there?
You made the right choice. You're happy.
That's why I'm still in school.
...when I wasn't one of the kissers.
Maybe we should meet here in five years or something.
I hate...
Certain insects do that, like spiders and stuff?
I don't either.
Or they don't give a shit. I don't know.
Jean-Marc Fleury?
I remember my mother told me right in front of my father...
On this island, I think there will be only, like, maybe 43 men left.
But I'm gonna be here.
I don't want to just get laid. I want to... I mean...
...to hear that I was a homicidal maniac...
All he could think about was that he was looking at something...
...it started with an obsessive relationship...
...with my grandmother a few days ago in Budapest.
What?
...with the word inside.
It was this constant conversion of my fanciful ambition into these...
- I'm having a great time. - Really?
- So it's my turn. No? - Yes, your turn.
People would talk about that episode.
I've never seen anything like that since. But I don't know.
It starts at 2130.
You know how they say we're all each other's demons and angels?
...when we'll have to say goodbye.
You know, like I was crashing the big party.
THIS MAN IS SO CUTE I WANT TO BE THERE
...looks like a complete moron?
So I would like to make a deal with you.
I visited this as a young teenager.
- Thanks. - Thanks, man.