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...about being a good father and a good husband.
What?
You got a boyfriend waiting on you back in Paris or anything like that?
The way he's gonna part his hair...
That I was a big mistake. That really shaped the way I think.
I got a cheaper flight out of Vienna.
I love it.
And on the other island, there would be 99 women, 99 babies...
What about our rational, adult decision?
That's why so many people hate themselves. Seriously.
Oh, no. We missed it.
You know, I've never...
Describe for me your first sexual feelings...
I want to, but since we're never going to see each other again...
But you think tonight's it?
I like that.
...him as a boy seeing his great-grandmother's ghost.
- What is it about me bugs you? - Nothing at all.
And she was just standing there, smiling at me.
I told him the story about the woman that kills her ex-boyfriend.
...that comes along with it...
Every couple's been having this conversation forever.
And she can smoke with hoofs and everything.
...of being around themselves.
It's very stupid.
- Think of it like this... - Who's gonna watch?
Here's the plan.
I have this idea, okay, for a television show.
Yeah, I think so.
...before you die. When you know you're gonna die.
We're all happy and free, as long as I can fuck as much as I can. "
...momentarily decorating your blank canvas, huh?
...who got married and had a kid.
You, probably.
- That's incredible. - I know, I know.
You know, I was so afraid of what I might do, you know.
You don't know Crystal? Well, I knew Crystal.
Right. Fizzles out.
Nothing.
Okay.
They're shaking off their genitals to become angels. "
On the train.
I wish I'd met you earlier. I really like talking to you.
Check these guys out.
Wait. All those mundane, boring things...
Look at this palm reader. She's interesting looking.
I swear. I mean, that's why I'm in a train right now.
...reading a W. H. Auden poem.
I like what he said about adding something to your life.
That's the way to see it.
No, I'm sure she was not judging you.
Yeah.
...and it'd be more fun if you came with me.
...because I thought he was so fine.
Maybe a first name, that's all.
I'm just as big a loser as he is. Unmotivated. Boring.
But loving someone...
Then up there in the Ferris wheel, it was like...
- Pick up the phone. - All right.
...interior designer or lawyer or something like that.
She was totally convinced I was really gonna do it.
...he was watching his child experiencing life for the first time...
Only if you find peace within yourself...
That's so wild.
I don't know if there really is an enemy.
...like it would...
The government, their conservative Catholic backgrounds...
...not you or me...
Yeah, this is the one I remember the most.
It's funny. People always talk about how...
..."Tomorrow and all your remaining days...
Then he officially asked me on a date. I pretended I didn't like him.
Okay, we don't have to have sex. It's not a big deal.
Sprechen sie English?
- Ja. Of course. - Do you speak German for a change?
But now, I'm obsessed...
You hear so much shit about people. I always feel like...
...in a year, you have the possibility of only one baby. So...
"The years shall run like rabbits. "
...this stupid story about this woman trying to kill her boyfriend...
Isn't it? I mean, I feel a little awkward.
And they tried their best to be nice to me.
...and I've been raised with all the freedom they fought for.
I mean, I could come back here.
Flowing downstream Caught in the current
- You'll be there? - We'll try.