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Wait! Why do you have to take your pants off to play?
Yeah. I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store.
Then he can fix everything and feel very useful.
Except you. Nighty night.
Oh, nice job Red.
I busted the TV.
How are your folks?
Ouah, man! Impressive!
Ok wait so,
good communication!
Okay look,
Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window.
He said I could either have a closed sign up the door or an open sign on my ass.
Look, I know I made that stupid list to figure out who my perfect match should be, and you were right,
When your parents left you and we took you in, did we say you were in the way? No!
weirdo.
Wait to see what I did to your bed.
No.
We fed you and loved you
Well, I wish you had more upper body strength.
I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to