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All right. Look, write this number down.
J18-X-812.
I could whip you up a little gravy.
Oh, Miss Hayes is nice enough.
-Yeah, sorry for the misunderstanding. -Okay.
-Go ahead. -Now I've got a tail.
You think I care about this turf here? Look, give all the turf away.
-We're in the middle of something. -It can't wait.
David, this man is a detective, a real detective.
I got a curtain to make, or I'm gonna have one unhappy 9-year-old.
Now I want you to get a hold of your pal down at the DMV.
...because she isn't the kind who could love a mere mortal, it'll be too late.
Help!
At approximately 1900 hours this evening...
Sooner or later he has to know.
There's your man, officer. What happened to you?
Not like I'm a pretty boy, but I couldn't take it in the joint.
She went out to see a movie.
-...or breathe for a long time. -I know what's bothering you.
The hell you women take....
I know how you can make it up to me though.
While I was at police headquarters I did a little investigating on my own.
I didn't.
I have a great kitchen which I've never been in. Time to learn to cook.
-You're not pregnant, are you? -No. I got you a present.
That's why you're here. You're afraid we're talking about you.
Not quite as much volume. But we all got bad habits.
Forget about it, I'm staying with you. David will understand.
You're home.
...an innocent bystander in a public garage?
...where would it be?
...who wanted a maid. You and I were not put on Earth to cook and clean.
-Is he out here? -Yes, he's right outside in the office.
-...who tried to pierce your ears? -Not yet.
I still have those tickets, the ones to Chicago...
If you could be any place else in the world right now...
Come on, Maddie, whack him.
-A throw pillow. -Like you put on a couch.
You want me to take off work and take Annie on a vacation?
-It might not be safe here. -Well, why don't you clear out then?