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Right now down on Earth, an innocent fly is being eaten by a hungry spider.
[birds chirping]
[gasps]
By now, I'm sure you've all heard the crazy rumors.
[God] The sooner they starve, the sooner they'll be in Heaven.
Where's your body, Duncan?
[laughs] I'm a goddamn genius.
I found it here, deep inside the castle.
Come on, come on!
You are the first demon ever to earn a place in Heaven.
You even went to Hell and back.
-I need a body. -I need a haircut.
-And now my turn? -Not so fast. Give me that.
She's in Hell, and that's no fair.
[organ playing]
[grunts]
The uneasy peace between the elves and the squirrels remains unbroken.
So that's the game we're going to play, eh?
So sex, thoughts, daydreams, fantasies, uh, reenactments, uh, cosplay, doodles.
I'm talking about Satan!
-Excuse us. -When is the buffet?
I just want to save Bean.
No, you weren't, you liar.
Then you're in the toilet looking up?
Oh, existence makes sense now.
[screams and grunts]
Well, all the people you've killed.
-[sighs] -[grunts]
[all grunting]
[grunting]
[dings]
-What a bunch of horse-- -Oh, let me finish.
I am. Look at those eyes.
Ooh, swanky. I like Dweamland. Oh!
Dreamland itself is the legendary lost homeland of the elves.
Where did you--
She can't be trusted.
SFPD!
[ominous music playing]
[God] Luci, just because I love all my creations,
Ooh!
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