Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something has happened to the vice president.

and don't I wish that there were.

The American people have said

that Kent is gonna get in between me and POTUS,

Tonight there's gonna be a plane crash

It's just I can't find her lipstick

There was a lot of love for you on the campaign trail.

It's stuck on the bottom of your shoe.

I will be expecting that material.

That's just the way it works out sometimes.

Yeah, and then be woken up in the future?

I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest

Why, you got money problems?

shunting a train wreck onto a crowded highway.

What about New England?

He is, according to the rumor I put out.

what are we gonna do about it?

forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit

- Eat it! Eat it all right now! - I'm sorry.

- Mike, your phone's ringing. - Could you get it, please?

- and you get out. - Here, ma'am.

Hey, I got this off your dresser.

Guys, we agreed to let The Matrix debate lie.

Oh, my God. Amy, I'm so sorry.

Want to play midterm cliche bingo?

And, actually, I was told that you'd been told.

You take your eyebrows

Yeah, but that's not

Okay, everybody, it's official.

Made it a little roomier for you.

- Thank you. - Can you put a sinking ship on eBay?

Well, we are the United States of America

I'm sorry, but you missed your chance.

Load up the wagons and shoot the dogs.

How's this for a funny noise, ma'am?

and put it through your brain?

- Yeah, a lot of love. - No, not for you, Marjorie.

Okay, great. Everybody hates us.

I’m exhaustion red

how you put my ex-husband up on that stage

Yeah, it's the only thing I'd save if this building were on fire.

Well, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Amy.

Always with the last word. That's why you're single. Guys hate that.