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This is time for POTUS to start honoring his ticket promises to me.

It's the morning shows. She's not doing them.

- It seems... - Hey, we are ahead on voter turnout

The American people voted for him.

You know what? Dana's dad had a knee operation and it was...

Which meant he had to lose his kidney.

White wine vinegar will lift the stain.

I don't know why I'm catching these things.

Wait, do I put this one down? Is this clean?

Everything he does is awesome.

Signed, sealed, delivered.

as you have of getting your husband to leave that cheerleader.

Freedom is not medom.

- Thank you. Thank you, sir. - Yeah.

in infrastructure and education reform.

You are fucked.

Great, so much for the retired mobster vote.

Don't know what you're doing, but I will leave you to it.

your ass is toast because I don't like the way your boss runs things over there

This is the midterms.

Yes, yes, indeed.

You can trust me and the people of Ohio.

Feel like my lips have touched the veep's. It's quite a thrill.

and key demographics...

Worse than the worst projection.

- Hey. Yeah. - Yeah? Yeah?

- What's a Neo? - He's from The Matrix.

Yeah, he's back. Senior strategist.

not for me... mean... excuse me.

I'm just looking for my mug.

Look right here. It's over here, too.

People need to think he's in here leading.

Well, Richard, if you hear me say no, that means no.

- But wait, wait, wait, wait. - What?

- What are you doing in here? - Getting away from the bad news.

Where'd the Red Sea go? That lady just parted it.

Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here.

We just lost the New Hampshire first.

We're ahead on voter turnout in Lake County, Indiana.

I see they took out the sink and the toilet.

one day, we are gonna laugh about this