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Amy, Amy, Amy. Oh, thank God.
Fuck that lipstick!
is swinging his nuclear dick again.
My good friend POTUS, my Gamma Chi brother,
Amy, it's the fucking midterms. Go.
You have three kids by two different guys.
- Oh, my God. - Okay, get it off my shoe.
- Wow, this is amazing. - Right?
so we want the lipstick throwing
Excuse me. Would you get that fucking thing out from under my nose?
- It depends on the vice president. - Yeah?
You got a sit-down with CENTCOM in two hours.
- It holds about nine cups' worth. - Oh, wow.
with no legs and a massive ass.
Furs!? Eeeeeeeeee!!
You know, when it takes a cop 15 bullets to put him down.
'cause you're going down.
in this administration.
He made us go river rafting together.
- Oh, Lord, all right. - Oh, Lord.
- What? - Listen, Amy.
Not God. Don't make it religious.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Why don't you take the first bullet
when results don't go my way and Im not in the mood for sass back
- My pee pee is done. - Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
standing right in front of you.
We just lost the Florida third, fifth, and sixth.
Excel? Pie charts?
Give me a break. I'm on eBay.
- He went to bed. - He's in bed?
You think Kent Davison is a bad thing?
By definition, you should be at half the height of the president.
Thank God.
Cartier fucking dildo Veep
- Yep. - And your nose if you can.
Is that a crack about my boat? Really funny.
- No. I'm good. I'm here. - All right, good.