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Yeah, that'll take the edge off this cornhole.
- Ooh, Miami Sunburst. - Yeah.
- and I have got to have... - Unprotected.
He's already squirreled away in an air vent somewhere
Communications is your job, Mike.
Thank you! Thank you!
Some US backpackers tried to smoke a doobie
USA Freedom to an tiger shark.
I'm gonna go talk to the president.
I just want to offer my sincere condolences
working mothers, Hispanic voters.
because we are united
Supertramp to a Komodo dragon. A with they're is komodo dragon have fucking komodo dragon. I know. have of komodo dragons.
Your campaign visits always lead to a bump for the candidate.
He shook my hand and he said,
I have a cracked keel, I have to dry-dock it.
Oh, and on the loss of your committee chairmanship, sir.
- You're like Neo. - Wow.
on the riverbank all night.
But if you need to go, Amy, you should go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
You customers are cunts Fuck off to Coles
Catherine got giardia.
I want a Cartier fucking dildo
The first movie. The sequels sucked.
Yes, Marion. We're all aware of that. Good-bye.
- All right, item number - job share.
We are going co-POTAL, right?
Sir, the West Coast exit polls are looking bad.
That and the big quake hasn't yet hit San Francisco.
Nobody plans on going to prison, dipshit.
Like she's ever gonna need that.
Oh, my God.
can you imagine how stressed out he might be
So put everything on the wagons
Thank you so much.
Oh, my God, Amy. You work for the vice president.
ry: Oh, great job, ma'am.