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It was only a seven-hour drive.
Oh, God! [groans]
[Tallulah] Don't you worry, sweetie.
Oh, you want me to be the little spoon?
Now all she talks about is Irish butter.
-♪ La la la la... ♪ -♪ What a treat, my week is so sweet ♪
♪ Oh, piece by piece And now I'm fucked ♪
[grunts]
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
-Here you go. Come on. You're all right. -[groans]
Remember when we tried to sneak in last year?
[gasps] The grand hall.
Ow!
[snores]
Just a guy! And I'm ready to have fun. [chuckles]
[groans] ...good night.
Bertie, do you have enough mustard to fill a bath tub?
♪ Maybe we need ♪
♪ Is this the end? ♪
He's the first chef to steal all his recipes from his grandma.
-You dear, delicate, little fool. -[door opens]
Are you mad at me?
But I have to be the worry-wart.
[EMT] We have to pump her stomach.
Ooh! Never mind, I'll just drink the whole bottle.
Shut up, computer. Don't tell me how to doink!
-Are you alive? -[groaning] What?
Then how did you find out?
Yeah, just a bit.
Who even are you?
She's still in surgery. The doctors say all we can do is wait.
Hour three, I was all, "Yep, this is definitely weird."
Some have asked, why bring them together?
Way more useful than the other holes I've put in this building.
[pop music playing]
-Why didn't he call it the boint? -[scoffs]
[grunts]