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He was just a stupid frat boy pelican.
Maybe you didn't break up so much as grow up.
You never know when they may become disconnected from your life.
[pants]
-[computer] Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! -[man groans]
Bertie, Tuca is in the hospital.
-I always drop everything to help you! -[scoffs]
She's right over there.
It's just a mild cramp. Check it out.
-She's a lamp? -She's so much more!
hey, sometimes life gives you cancer and you make can-sirloin steak--
[chuckles]
I give you the donut dive!
Nothing to worry about.
[cries]
[dance music playing]
Yep. As usual, Bertie is right.
You're just not looking hard enough!
Okay, let me put this as sensitively as I can.
Possible title ideas for my inevitable memoir.
-Word of mouth? -[Bertie] Oh, my God!
I was late on the dismount. It's trash!
Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay.
Title one:
Spencer didn't even deserve you.
We tried to teach doctors empathy, but it didn't take.