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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey! [grunts]
I'm busy this whole weekend with Yeast Week.
Yeah. Just wanted to say...
I love you.
♪ Maybe we need a break ♪
Fuck! Fuck! Be cool! Be cool!
I'll miss you, too, Big_Hairy_Stallion69.
[groans]
No. Well, kind of.
I am fun! I am brave!
♪ Maybe we need a break ♪
You can call me Joel.
Huh.
Hour four, I thought, "But maybe it's nice for a stranger
Are you listening to yourself? Bertie, you have a boyfriend!
♪ It hurts too much to face this fear now Without a friend ♪
Pastry Pete invited me to an exclusive dinner,
Hour five, I stopped for gas and had a snack.
[sighs]
and ended up in the emergency room!
-[Tuca groans] -Ugh!
to someone else's booty hole?
Speckle, come here. She can hear us through the hole.
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
[heart monitor beeping]
and he winked at me!
[grunts]
-What? -I know you think I'm needy.
[groans]
Hi. I'm Big_Hairy_Stallion69.
Come on, Dante. I want those kisses.
You are needy. You always need me.
totally ruined my summer vacation!
That was beautiful.
in rhapsodic symmetry with...
[gasps] The Bread Bowl!
I have perfected this process, and in the interest of science,
The most elite convergence of baking's boldest and brightest!
Good news! The doctor is almost done looking inside you.
♪ Maybe ♪
She's been at this all day. She's just...
I can't force you to make the right decision for your career.
[crowd cheers and applauds]
Uh...
Oh, who are you? Mmm!
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