Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right! My first customer!
[whistling tune]
No, it's just... look at this place.
That's right! I heard it all through the talking vents!
Tuca, I'm worried about you.
Bertie, how many Band-Aids in a doctor's dozen?
Today, I bring you something new:
May it become the newest food fad that everyone loves
[EMT grunts]
[Bertie] Let me check up on her real quick.
Hello?
Ooh!
Would you like some judgment-free help?
Bertie! Bertie! How many teaspoons are in an ounce?
[burps] I'm feeling great.
That's Chef Winter Garcia,
[crowd applauds]
-[computer] Jerk. -[DirtyGoat groans]
[laughs] Yeah, that's right, computer. He is a jerk!
Is she okay?
It's just nice to know someone out there cares about me.
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You're an adult bird woman.
Ew.
Who even buys ChapStick?
[Bertie growls]
Hi, I'm Ultra-Sam, the ultrasound machine.
and you'd be a moron not to cut that shit out of your lady pipes.
But first, to display my lovely ingredients,
Tell me! Tell me, woman!
And if you don't remove it, it will rupture,  and you will die.
[groans] Ow!
If you look closely, you can catch some sexual overtones in her work.
And you'll never be happy in a relationship
-[computer] Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! -[grunting]
Oh, I see what this is about. You don't think I can take care of myself.
[pop music plays]