Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Suck my per diem!

You sabotaged my equipment and let me think I burned down Rome?

-I was with Staedtler in the broom closet. -What? Give me all the steamy details!

What's he pontificating about?

Get to the sexy fling part.

That won't be necessary, son.

[sighs] I do respect your patriotism and love of pointless rules.

More like the branch of has-been Paul Blarts!

[dramatic music plays]

Technically it uses nanoparticles,

The Wright brothers were preparing for their maiden flight.

We're gonna have to cover all this up, aren't we?

Excuse me, Mr. Pope, can I try on your big, weird hat?

[both] Talk shit about everybody there.

We'll find a way to break you, Dolphman.

To make me evil, but in a fun, cinematic way?

[romantic music plays]

You said it was gonna take two seconds.

I just hacked into all your social media accounts.

Me when I'm 2 years old and going to Kmart with my grandfather to buy an iPhone My grandfather going to middle school at 2am

I built this Catholicizer

-Staedtler! Are you okay? -The nuns in Catholic school were right.