Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Death, take me now!

not masturbation,

Right on schedule.

I call it a blazer gun. Like laser gun.

A trip? I'm in. I love air travel.

I'm like the Joker.

Let's get ready to humble!

all that guilt I've suppressed would just explode right out of me.

-A place really special to us. -Don't say broom closet.

[romantic music continues]

I can't let you rot down here.

[Brett] No! There's such a thing as too moisturized! [gasps for air]

Wait until you see the restaurant I booked.

[laughs] Just another Tuesday for a military man!

[gasps] That label-free couple was holding hands!

Yes. Whisper tech specs in my ear.

Dibs! I'll go to Rome.

the two idiot brothers betrayed him to keep all the glory for themselves.

This guy was just crying over a ladybug he killed when he was six.

No! Which is why we were never officially engaged.

I could just speed things up a bit.

Where's my suicide pill?

to make anyone with an ounce of Catholic in them extra judgmental.

Only the truth will set you free.

[gentle music plays]

If you don't let me through,