Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I bought you an Italian ice, which I guess is just ice here?

Hey, uh, I'm supposed to tag you out?

Rome is burning and so is my relationship.

This is Volume One.

Check the hallway.

Unfortunately, before take-off,

but a high-ranking general like you could change that.

Luckily, I've made a new HR handbook just for this group.

Nice face, by the way.

Oh, thank fucking Satan!

So have you finally seen the wisdom of the hell project, Your Holiness?

But what about Biz-Leasure?

I should work in construction with the amount of pipe I have to lay.

He's presiding over a gay dog wedding.

[Reagan] Right? You don't mind, Your Holiness.

Try sticking your hand in and I'll see if I can hack it.

I even ironed my lab coat.

I definitely understand if you don't want to date now, but I…

Look! A woman's ankle!

That doesn't mean that I want…

and then the legend says that if you lie, it bites down until you tell the truth.

[jaunty music plays]

♪ Do anything to please ya Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

as decreed by the covenant of our origin.

groping your own clone is still sexual harassment,

I think I'm gonna ask Staedtler to be my boyfriend tonight.

Hawkins, take this man to secondary inspection.

Death, take me now!

I'm experiencing consequences!

[upbeat music plays]

Fuck! These animatronics have gotten so realistic!

Should we practice a couple of traditional greetings for the pope?

And so many less cleaning supplies.

I thought I might do that part myself.

Just say we're a branch of the military. Say it!

-I was waiting for one of us to say that. -You gotta say it.