Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
We taped metal to our shoes to be extra noisy.
- How was your day? - I heard nothing but pointless stories.
That does sound fascinating, but...
How do you do?
We always put new orphans in the shack.
- Why won't you leave me alone? - I'm still hungry.
What a moron.
- Ahem? - Ahem.
That's okay. That's what I'm here for.
What now?
I was already interrupted.
[stuttering] This is my lunch that I brought from home.
- Make me an offer. - I like you.
My name is Lemony Snicket.
No. Sorry, Mr. Tamerlane. It was just my receptionist.
But I had the AV club program it to recognize the hallmarks of Count Olaf.
I'm following up on keeping the library open for more than ten minutes...
I mean the plural for first person pronoun. I’M NOT WORKING ALONE.
Oh, my! Here. Let me help you. Oh!
- What? - What friends are for.
The three of you better... Wait.
I don't know which I like more, the word "pep" or "rally."
but I'm afraid it's a cake-sniffer-free zone.
One eyebrow, tattoo on ankle.
Cock-A Dooooooooooooorg!
Our parents were part of something. Our guardians, too.
What will happen to those members of the pep squad you threw off the bus?
- Drat. - [Isadora] Drat?
You'll think of the day we beat another team at sports!
and I need to get to Prufrock Preparatory School right away.
and we'll continue our lessons on the metric system
"Today, Tuesday, I think I'll have some macaroni and cheese."
You won't think of your friends or your career,
Maybe. You're sure you've never heard of Count Olaf?
It's scaring the crabs and it gives the place a little style.
All right, fine. [Grunts]
He was making a molehill out of a mountain.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
[Duncan] We found it in the ashes. We'd never seen it before.
then you never have to come back to this school again.
This is a school. Let's see what we can learn.
when you make a poem about the person you wanna kill
- Let's take it from the flop. - "Flop"? Take it from the top.
- Mascot costume, front half. - Good.
- We think we saw Count Olaf! - What?
If you're interested in stories with a happy ending,
Uh, no, I'm not. I mean, it's okay, I'm a grown-up.
a man with no résumé, no letters of recommendation,
I've seen better jumping jacks from old people!
Surely Mr. Poe could sign.
You know what they say about the food service industry.
- If anything... - It's small.
[scoffs] "You miscreant, never again will you darken the doors of this hangar."
I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
And there's nobody who can stop me.
It's a hairnet, as required by the Department of Education.
It's called A Pony Party, and I can't put it down, Mr. Tamerlane.
You take this to the Baudelaires.
It must be difficult for you to measure how unhappy you are without your parents,
Off to your shack!
Who are you, you miscreant?
- You told me you got everything. - We did.
We've been waiting for a really long time.
Voltaire said that.
We lost it in a hurricane before we could read it.
But it doesn't cost more money to leave the library door unlocked.