Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Until, of course, you meet someone who truly understands
with someone who's not faculty.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
You have to break in, get the book, give it to the Baudelaires, quit your job,
Welcome to Prufrock Prep, Baudelaires.
You may have the smarts and the skills.
Well, well, well.
Too bad we can't fix stupidity at the vice principal level.
- He wouldn't. - He would.
[thud]
[theme music playing]
- Prufrock Preparatory School? [Sighs] - Yes, that's the name I just said.
Mr. Poe tells me your guardians have either been killed or fired you.
We wholeheartedly agree.
- Hello, I'm Larry, your waiter. - We know you.
I don't know. I must have read it somewhere. Why?
I'll take that back now.
We haven't felt at home for a long time.
I'm Violet Baudelaire, and these are my siblings Klaus and Sunny.
If he catches you, he'll make you trim his toenails.
or something your brother might say when he arrives in his taxi
This is an advanced computer system. Cost an arm and a leg.
simply means making a big deal out of a small deal.
[typing]
The pronoun for first person plural. I'm not working alone.
Genius needs his rehearsal time. Go, go.
[breathing heavily]
I'm sure there's no connection.
- [Tamerlane] Poe, are you there? Focus. - Oh, what?
[both] Count Olaf.
No. I was a rebel.
What's your first-highest concern?
I'll ask her about it. Check back with me in a day or so.
Molehills are mounds of earth serving as condominiums for small mammals.
and supports you with friendship, camaraderie and cash bribes.
which is easy to remember if you think of Tu B'Shevat,
In order to live in the dormitory,
Oh, it's a dismal place.
Now where were we? Right, the complete annihilation of...
The same thing that got me through eighth grade.
Where was I?
Nobody in their right mind would want to eat with you.
From a house full of snakes in the middle of nowhere,
It's awful to have people missing from your life.