Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We may have use for it.
[automated voice] This is not Count Olaf.
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
[both] Where did you get that?
- [Carmelita] Little girl? I'm 4' 7". - [chuckles]
Oh, goodness me, you have comrades. You have cohorts.
[imitating Olivia] "Vice Principal Nero will be here."
My name is Mr. Remora, and today, for language arts,
[students cheering]
- This is ridiculous. - We can fix it up a little.
to these!
and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them."
I can invent something less exhausting than tap shoes.
and Klaus, you will be with Mrs. Bass in room two,
This is Vice Principal Nero's office. He's a genius. He likes me best.
That's language arts.
Larry, your waiter.
Every so often, their phone rings and they dive under their desks,
You think they'll recognize you and they're still mad?
[Nero grunts]
It's delightful and educational and it's appropriate for families,
Let me see what I can do.
That's a little better.
[chuckles] Totally.
or the way the land looks when sun sets behind the mountains.
you will understand why this story can have no happy ending,
Leave them alone. You're the cake-sniffer.
- We'll bring some for you, too. - Thank you.
♪ At school the Baudelaires are forced To live in an old shack ♪
Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that, although you won't get to see it much.
- You're not an orphan, are you? - Do I look like I live in a shack?
the Jewish equivalent of Arbor Day.
[Olaf clears throat]
You told me you like To Kill a Mockingbird,
[shivering]
It's because your home was destroyed in a fire.
It means you're stupid cake-sniffers,
- Focus, Poe. What about the Baudelaires? - Ah, yes, the Baudelaires.
You should be. My IQ has been measured in the upper double digits.
but I'm the most special girl in the whole school.
We think it might be, with the right book.
- That gym teacher was crying. - So was the driver.
She's been even worse since Nero got her those shoes.
I can assure you this bank's troubles are finally over.
Our gym teacher was irreplaceable,
[Klaus sighs]
what I really, really want.
- Uh, crabs! - [Violet] Our shack has crabs!
Like many mottoes, it can be found on a variety of surfaces,
- Did you deliver the book? - [shivering] I had some complications.
[door closes]
that an actor named Count Olaf is obsessed with them,
I see you brought something to read.
Get moving. I'm talking to you, cheerleaders.
Report to the athletic field in ten minutes.